the domain of the originals

[I've Jihad It]

i'm pretty sure chu, chillin, azen, km, doll can take out the entire state of NC


i dont know who's gonna run the next c3. im assuming tope, aho, g-reg, one of those guys

hell no, quit gargling their mayonase, they are good yes , but me, lozr and peter + df2k and luther are pretty **** good . . I love chu azen

 

[vZakat]

I am black, I steal

I'm black too, so it's a black on black crime.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Hwy come on now, you haven't even seen me play Kiwii/Tope, have ya seen mah placings in the last two tourneys? I'm not doin too badly, I'd like a shot at VA just to see how I'd do. Who knows, I may surprise ya.

 

[El Cancel]

i'm going kiyosaki on all your assets!

 

[Malk]

This is the stupidest e-c0ck **** since I took over power rankings
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OVER YOUR STATE TOO

 

[El Cancel]

i am from nc. i like nc smash. very much. i like va smash. very much.

i am also uninvited on your bandwagon: i like chewdats & ey-zin. very much. i would like to meet ey-zin. very much. could you make that happen, BIIIIG va? could you do that for lil' ol' nc'er?

respection & praise to thee.

 

[Knorr]

peter, you've been making me lol all day and its about time you got yr respection and praise to thee

edit: ali shut up

 

[kiwiii]

i honestly dont see a point in a VA vs NC crew battle. VA doesn't mean exclusively team richmond lolol then you guys would obviously stand a better chance.

knorr wtf? don't knock down on me just because i'm stating the truth. and i'm pretty positive i'm better than at least one NC smasher lmfao that was pretty fcked up to say.

chu, chillin, azen are all on a higher level than an above-average player. there's a reason why they've made thousands of dollars off this game.

 

[Knorr]

i honestly dont see a point in a VA vs NC crew battle. VA doesn't mean exclusively team richmond lolol then you guys would obviously stand a better chance.

knorr wtf? don't knock down on me just because i'm stating the truth. and i'm pretty positive i'm better than at least one NC smasher lmfao that was pretty fcked up to say.

chu, chillin, azen are all on a higher level than an above-average player. there's a reason why they've made thousands of dollars off this game.

ahahahhahahahhahahahah tooo good janet!

you win

but its a small victory i still have alot of faith in my friends and i and there is really only one way to find out for sure

 

[chillindude829]

lol i'll put $100 a person on an NC vs VA crew battle

 

[Knorr]

*** it me too

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol Chillin postin! It's goin down!

 

[Eplox88]

I'm black too, so it's a black on black crime.

The plot thickens.

 

[2_Percent]

I LOVE BLACK GIRLS...SO DOES BOSSSSHOOGGGGG.
WELL ACTUALLY I ONLY LOVE VANESSA SIMMONS...MMMMM.

(cle)

 

[I've Jihad It]

*** it me too

 

[Knorr]

Lol Chillin postin! It's goin down!

chillin aint nobody

he wont even come to nc anymore bc he too scared he gonna get chock chord

XD <3

 

[Boss Hog (stack it up)]

I love black girls, yes...

but I also love asian women =] *looks at janet*
SIIIIIIIKE!

next time you at a nc tourney you better not horde that drank like yous a punk

 

[Knorr]

I love black girls, yes...

but I also love asian women =] *looks at janet*

you hear janet coming before you see her

 

[Boss Hog (stack it up)]

you hear janet coming before you see her

AINT THAT THE ****IN TRUTH

 

[2_Percent]

FUUCKKK BIITCHES, GET MONEYYY

(cle)

 

[kiwiii]

what drink >_>

 

[Eplox88]

what drink >_>

/oh snap

 

[I've Jihad It]

chillindude i wanna challenge you to a falcon ditto

 

[chillindude829]

k $20?

 

[I've Jihad It]

yeah thats fine - 3 outa 5

 

[Dr Peepee]

You gonna record this?

 

[FalcoNoJutsu]

It better be recorded. I wanna watch it on youtube the day after it happens lol.....

 

[PacStrife]

*** it me too

I think this is the funniest **** I have ever read...... wait wtf am i doing?

"THIS **** IS TOO FUNNY!!!"

(cle)

chillin you should watch out for ali he could beat you in a falcon ditto. I mean really, he comes from a state of all falcon players, ask g-reg about him. This guy's falcon aint no scrub, fo' realz.

Ali how come i'm not mentioned in the good players of NC......... why can't we be friends?!!

And where the F is adam? I know he wants in on this money shiz!

 

[I've Jihad It]

wow pac .. thanks , thats like the first time you didnt say anythin bad bout me like usual , and yes you are one of the good players in NC

 

[PacStrife]

I believe in hard love baby!

ps. my new sig may be more powerful then the swamp card?

 

[Eplox88]

I'll *** a Falcon's system up like e-coli

 

[l0zR=)]

yeah lemme get in on this falcon madness. Count me in

 

[Hyper Tails1]

Luigi Pwns falcon.

 

[Knorr]

I believe in hard love baby!

ps. my new sig may be more powerful then the swamp card?

ahahahhaah tooooo good!

 

[Jolly.X.Roger]

Ill show you hard love.

 

[YoshiKongBarkley3000]

this sounds like the makings of a good A$$ pay per view event

Smashamania Main Event

NC

VS

VA

Crew Battle

 

[YoshiKongBarkley3000]

Tope for the win LOL

 

[BEHR]

Crew Battle Oh MY.

 

[Eplox88]

put me in against Doll, I **** his ****

 

[El Cancel]

whatever... dude.

dawl, one of va's top 5 (i might add!), is almost demi-god.

va is filled with "talented" individuals (*TRIVIA* and they also have a gang too!). and by "talented" i mean, thy exalted one hath begotten his favored sons his godly power. that's divine right.

there's no hope for you, mortal. just put your purty controller down and beg for mercy. that's all you can do when in the presence of these sacred beings.

edit: also, i must add that the va individuals beneath the top 5 are called "underlings"... little beings whose light are put out by the top 5 like a young boy catching and crushing measly fireflies in the night. this is smash now and shall be till the day you die.

do not oppose these omnipotent beings. or your light shall be put out. know your role. you are allowed to praise, but do not follow in their footsteps. for your path only leads to earthly destinations while theirs... heavenly! it is rumored to be a place of beautiful brilliance! an amazing light! dwell in the darkness where you belong. such a place was not meant for thine eyes!