his is cool. But the dollar pizza at time square is the best.
Well this is how i got my ticket for those that are wondering. As you know i been in a depressed mood. My boy julio was trying to cheer me up. When me and julio are together, crazy **** happens. He invited me to a club. Now i have never been into a club. Thats not for me. But he thought i would meet some girls there and have a good time. Then try and get me laid. Dude is crazy, but love the guy.
So i gave in and decided to go with him to my first club experience. He even let me drive his ford expetition. I did not get a speeding ticket heading to the club though. So after we got there, the music was pumping. People dancing merengue and bachata. I was sitting at the bar with julio. He said he by me some drinks. I told him he did not have to do that. He said it was fine and i just needed to have some fun. Get my mind off things. So i let him. After a few tequilas, me friend brought some ladies over. One for him and one for me.
This girl that he brought for me was about 5'3 nice curves, blue eyes, hair in curls slim body. She was dominican *drools*. Im shy around attractive women so it was hard to talk to her. After a few mins i got to talking to her. She said she liked my accent. Really my spanish one. Then she asked me to dance.
My face turned red. I was shaking a lil. I am not really that good of a dancer. And no girl has ever asked me to dance. But i decided to be brave. And said ok, but warned her i cant really dance. She said she teach me. Then julio shouts " thats my nigguah right thur! Show her them papi chulo moves. Trigalo!" i just looked at this dude and shook my head. Then went on the dance floor"
she told me to just shake my hips to the music like she was. I tried and i stepped on her foot a few times. After i said i was sorry and tried to walk away. She giggled and said it was fine. And to keep trying. After a while i got the hang of it. She then pulled me closer to her body. I was like " oh man!" in my head.
After the dancing she said she was going to the bathroom. So i went to the bar with julio. He was like "oye nice moves out there romeo, ya tu save lo que ahi" i was like w/e and drank so more. Now i was getting a lil tispy and laughing. The girl came back and asked me to dance with her again.
Now this is when my memory gets fuzzy. But julio told me that we danced to a merengue. And i was shaking my booty really fast. People were just looking at me surpised and the girl was giggling. Surpised i not scare her away. Then out of nowhere, this undercover cop came along and pulled me to the side. He was asking me how much i had to drink tonight. Julio clams i said "seeing as how i am still alive, not enough" then he asked me do i know how fast i was shaking my ***. Then i told him" i dont know, you know how fast the average human faps, i mean **** dude" he told me shaking my my that fast while drunk is not safe, i could have fell to the floor or knocked someone over then a fight would break out. Or even pull a muscle. Seems the speed limit for booty shaking in this state is 15mph. So he wrote me a ticket.
Next morning i wake up in a bed that was not mine. And that dominican chick was next to me sleeping. We were both naked under the sheets now how i find out about my ticket? I woke her up and she told me what happen and how i got here. Then as i was leaving she passes me a piece of paper and winks at me. As i grab it i am all excited. Im all like "yes, i finally got it on with a hawt woman and she gave me her number. When i got home i decided i wanted to call her. So i took out the paper she gave me. When i look at it i see that it was a ticket for 250 bucks that i had to go to court for..........fml.
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