The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Shaking my head.

in a non-judgemental manner I'm sure.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Meno killed me.

 

[Two-Ell]

I lost sooooooooooooooo hard at Meno's post xD

 

[Xyro77]

On March 18th(whobo 3), i was verbally, sexually, physically and financially molested by Illmatic. It all started in the hotel room i rented out for the weekend. Here i was in the bathroom enjoying one of the most delicious and creamy poops of my life when all of the sudden Illmatic walked in on me. I immediately screamed "DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? U GAY BRO!" As i wiped the last bit of poopsies off my buttsies, He looked at me with a smile and said in his devilish *** voice, "DEAR DIARY........JACKPOT!" At this point i realized that my life may come to an end due to the mass amount of **** my body is about to endure. He grabbed me by my "ZAIR" and took me into the main part of our hotel room and tied me up. Over The next few minutes he began screaming things at me like "YOU ARE MAKING ME DO THIS" and "IM GONNA FRAK YOU IN YOUR FRAK HOLE WITH MY FRAK STICK, YOU FRAKKIN FRAK WAGON!" I was horrified but for some odd reason.....it turned me on. Over the next 2 hourse, he did things to me that i didnt know were humanly possible. He explored parts of my body i didnt know i had. I cant go into detail about the terrible crimes he commited but what i can tell you is that it involved turnips(dipped in prune juice) going into certain.....happy places....on my body. After he was done, he told me to DEAL WITH IT and then stole my lunch money.

Needless to say, i hate illmatic.

 

[z00ted]

i dont regret it

 

[ToferTheHuman]

This is hot.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

This is hot.

Even I couldn't get behind that . . .

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I am a man of many likes.

 

[z00ted]

hey guyz am i c00000t>????>>?>

 

[ToferTheHuman]

No, but Xyro went up a couple of spots.

 

[¿Qué?]

 

[Silly Kyle]

I want Xyro as my lover <3

 

[Nicole]

xryo wins peach idol even tho he copy-pasta'd that from all is brawl

 

[Frown]

Alrighty, these are possibly the best photos I have of myself. Girl to the right is my sister. And yeah, I'm pretty damn white.

i look gay enough imo

 

[ToferTheHuman]

You have beautiful eyes.
They're almost too perfect.

And yes, Xyro wins Peach idol!
Kyle, you have to fight me and Smoomsies to have him as your lover.

 

[Moozle]

Your eyes are like the ocean they're beauteous.

I haven't slept in 48 hours ahhhh

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Kyle, you have to fight me and Smoomsies to have him as your lover.

I don't want him, you can have him.



Also, aparently the peach thread is filled with small children. So now I feel like a bad influence.

 

[~momentai~]

Wow, isn't this a little... graphic?

Really? You think it's graphic? I thought that there was no way that this pic could be real. It looked so fake that it was comical to me, like something out of a low budget horror movie. And the caption... Is that really a person with... y'know? >.>
Sorry about that.

On March 18th(whobo 3), i was verbally, sexually, physically and financially molested by Illmatic. It all started in the hotel room i rented out for the weekend. Here i was in the bathroom enjoying one of the most delicious and creamy poops of my life when all of the sudden Illmatic walked in on me. I immediately screamed "DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? U GAY BRO!" As i wiped the last bit of poopsies off my buttsies, He looked at me with a smile and said in his devilish *** voice, "DEAR DIARY........JACKPOT!" At this point i realized that my life may come to an end due to the mass amount of **** my body is about to endure. He grabbed me by my "ZAIR" and took me into the main part of our hotel room and tied me up. Over The next few minutes he began screaming things at me like "YOU ARE MAKING ME DO THIS" and "IM GONNA FRAK YOU IN YOUR FRAK HOLE WITH MY FRAK STICK, YOU FRAKKIN FRAK WAGON!" I was horrified but for some odd reason.....it turned me on. Over the next 2 hourse, he did things to me that i didnt know were humanly possible. He explored parts of my body i didnt know i had. I cant go into detail about the terrible crimes he commited but what i can tell you is that it involved turnips(dipped in prune juice) going into certain.....happy places....on my body. After he was done, he told me to DEAL WITH IT and then stole my lunch money.

Needless to say, i hate illmatic.

I tried to sig this before, but it's too long.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Put it into a collapse tag.

Also Hedge, you dumb *****.
I was talking to the Silly Kyle.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Put it into a collapse tag.

Also Hedge, you dumb *****.
I was talking to the Silly Kyle.

I'm sorry ok?

It's confusing that he's also Kyle . . . I didn't see that he had posted.

 

[deepseadiva]

Really? You think it's graphic? I thought that there was no way that this pic could be real. It looked so fake that it was comical to me, like something out of a low budget horror movie. And the caption... Is that really a person with... y'know? >.>
Sorry about that.

Not that I'm squirmish or anything - I was just surprised you got away with that.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Lol it's okay Hedge <3 <3 <3


And yes it was pretty graphic.
I mean, the person was missing their ***.

 

[Frown]

Also, aparently the peach thread is filled with small children. So now I feel like a bad influence.

If this is about me – I'm 19 but I look like 12.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

and yes it was pretty graphic.
I mean, the person was missing their ***.

yeah.... it was gross.

If this is about me – I'm 19 but I look like 12.

older than 12, younger than 19 . . . you look like a highschool freshman. Then again, the white skin with the very bright exposure could be making you look younger.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

OMG
****ing fountain of youth.

 

[#HBC | J]

Hedge! Your avatar! <3

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Bout time J came back.

 

[#HBC | J]

It's hard staying with this chat! D=

I lurk it a bit though haha. Though I hope after I come back from my audition I don't have too too much to read/catch up on.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

What are you auditioning?

 

[JigglyZelda003]

OMG
****ing fountain of youth.

this

What are you auditioning?

and this

 

[#HBC | J]

Oh haha I do local theatre in my area and I was asked to try out for these series of plays.

I do live theatre a lot. ^^"

 

[ToferTheHuman]

OOOHHHHH

I am jealous.
I wish I had an opportunity like that.

 

[#HBC | J]

Without theatre idk what I'd do. ;_;

Don't worry tofer, you'll get an opportunity. It'll come in a strange way most likely like my first time on stage. >___>

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Hedge! Your avatar! <3

awwwww. Thank you <3

OMG
****ing fountain of youth.

for serious. This kid has a short future in fetish porn. If he wants the extra cash that is . . .

. . . hey, don't look at me that way . . . I'm not offering, I'm just saying . . .

Spoiler

however, feel free to contact me with a portfolio of your work and we'll see what I can do for you.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Hedge, you can't advertise that one here.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Hedge, you can't advertise that one here.

what? We only do classy stuff. Completely on the up and up.

Also, who was advertising?

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

Hello everyone. Gay days are over and I can focus on work and smash once again. peach idol is gonna be fun I can see it XD

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

...Gay days are over...

every day is a gay day

 

[Conviction]

May day, may day.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

May day, may day.

oh stop going into freak-out mode everytime you hear the word "gay" or people will start talking.

I mean it's not as if you have any taste in women ANYWAY, so don't give us more of a reason to think you're faking