The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[KassandraNova]

Look what I found at the anime con..

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

A pissed off itty-bitty princess peach.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I love you all so much <33 You don't even know.
Although it is upsetting, it is time that I moved on from my home life, and started doing what I need to on my own to grow.
Doesn't mean I don't hate those *****es that talked **** though, seriously, **** thoes people.
But they'll get what's coming to them, they always do.

 

[Airgemini]

But they'll get what's coming to them, they always do.

Embrace your new life as a criminal.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I will, as soon as they open their mail.

 

[Nordal]

Your parents are terrible people Tofer, no offense. I don't think I could EVER do that to my (eventual) children. Parents may not always like their children, but they should always love them no matter what. Hopefully they come around and beg (and they better ****ing BEG) for your forgiveness.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

No offense Nordal, I agree.
And there is nothing for them to beg for, I am not mad at them, I hold no grudges, it's their decision.

 

[z00ted]

Snoop] *****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks...

[Chorus (Snoop (2X):]
*****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the ****
Get the **** out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a ***** named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and **** the hoes at night
Tight than a mother****er with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the mother****ing Compton streets
Peep, the **** got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my mother****ing pockets was fat
I didn't give a **** where the ***** was at
But she was hangin' with a white ***** doin' the **** she do
Suckin' on his **** just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing 'cause the **** she be doin' ain't ****
***** can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ***
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat ***** Daz]
Now as I'm rollin' with my ***** Dre and Eastwood
****in' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
([Snoop:] But we don't love them hoes) *****, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
You run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and ****
And how my *****z kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] *****!!

[Chorus]

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so I could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I put my gun up
*****es on my nuts like clothes
But I'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
'cause a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
'cause a trick's a *****
And my ****'s constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick *** hoes the **** out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a ***** named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The ***** was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a mother****er lickin' the pearl tongue
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure *****z wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the mother****ing' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some mother****ing chin checking
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's ****in' my hoe, yo
(*****es ain't ****)
I uncocked my ****... I'm heart-broken but I'm still locked
Man, **** a *****!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
[Dr. Dre in background "*****es ain't ****"]
I don't give a **** about a *****
But I and her know that they can't fade this
'cause I'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
'cause I'm a ***** that's real
Mother****er need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a ****
And I don't give a **** [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some **** that's clean
But when I'm on a ****, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That I'm on the floor ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
With he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] *****es ain't ****

 

[ToferTheHuman]

My thoughts exactly, Illmatic.

 

[Zanx8]

No posts in two days? Wow....this is surprising. That's not right what your parents are doing Tofer, I mean they should just tell the church to **** off and not just kick you out. -.-' This is why I refuse to go to church anymore too, because how the people are. :/

 

[z00ted]

gurl waz walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.)
she sed "bbz will U luv me 4evr"
he seid "NO..."
da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on da sine.
she got hit by a CAR.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded
he wispered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey i luv u FIVE-ever....... (dat meen he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)
thums up if dis made U crey

 

[~automatic]

I creying rite nao.

 

[Peachkid]

Oh how I love sad storiiis

 

[Nordal]

Hoe my gawd, oh lawd I creyed

 

[z00ted]

ty gaiz 4 showin simpaty

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I have heard better.

 

[~automatic]

wai u no creying, Towphir?

 

[LoliLovesRain]

i creyed ;-;

 

[Zanx8]

Such a sad story :'(

 

[KassandraNova]

My brainnnnn

 

[Shadocat]

WOW that sucks vintage. Christianity is a ******* joke!!

#omgimsolateonthisstuff

ond eelmuhtick's storee mayd mii crai. vewy sud storee

 

[ToferTheHuman]

It's nothing against the religion itself, or God or anything like that.
More on the people who find themselves acting self righteous because they think being a christian makes them better than other people.

 

[Zanx8]

So, how is everyone going to spend their summer?

 

[~automatic]

Looking for another job apparently. No place is calling back.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Me neither, I really need one. >:

 

[Silly Kyle]

I'm looking for a job too. Got a bunch of applications yesterday and plan on getting more today. I just need some moneyz

 

[~automatic]

If I don't get a job I won't be able to return to school and buy a lot of cool **** I'll forget about a week later at Comic-Con. =/

 

[Silly Kyle]

I want the money so I can travel more for smash and rep my sexy peach

 

[~automatic]

Travel would be pretty cool. I wanna go to some national parks sometime soon and back home for the holidays this year.

 

[z00ted]

kyle, are you coming to whobo?

 

[KassandraNova]

I want the money so I can travel more for smash and rep my sexy peach

Please do this. ^_^

<3

 

[Peachkid]

I'm gonna be doing quite a bit. Like working on stories, a film, and my future Bolin and Uesugi Kenshin cosplays :3

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

I'm moving to a new apt. So probably have it looking sweet, get a fish tank, working, smash, yugioh, and hopefully go to the beach. Oh I also wanna buy alot of new Underwear and undershirts. <3

 

[Zatchiel]

There was a picture of Kyle eating pizza in my News Feed today. So damn cute.

 

[Silly Kyle]

lol are we friends on facebook?

also Ill, i'm not sure yet about WHOBO 4. I really want to go though

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

Kyle your Peach now is doing what I wish my fingers would do. Looks lovely

 

[Zatchiel]

No, or at least, not yet, Kyle. The feed's status involved Tommy, and I remembered that face of yours, lol. <3

 

[Nordal]

Kyle your Peach now is doing what I wish my fingers would do. Looks lovely

This was the most rancid post ever until I realized you were talking about his tech skill.

 

[Silly Kyle]

lol well you should add me!

k_schroder@hotmail.com

Kyle Schroder

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And I'm flattered, Kyon! It feels good to have a fast Peach It's all because of my Melee Peach <3

 

[LoliLovesRain]

This summer I shall be making plushies and...making more plushies I'll also be watching lots of anime and reading manga and going to smash tourneys~ WHOBO is going to be soooooo AWESOME!!!