Player -0
Smash Hero
You didn't rhyme.....Well that didn't go well... :/ K. I'll get camped to death by Samues's Zair and, I can't approach you when you'e shooting missiles at me (whether It's a small missile or big missile). I can't edge guard Samus either! Everything I type Is a lie! Just like how I never beat all those players from Aib (I got three stocked every-time I played them :/).
That friend code wasn't even real by the way :/ You're right! Samus's Zair, missiles, Temple, and items= Samus will always be the winner!
My Ike Is really bad by the way. I'd always get beat by players that would use their final smash and destroy me. I lose to Warioman as well! I can't even get away from him either! I'm just scared from sure nervousness that I have to wipe the sweat dripping from my forehead. I even have to see a therapist and spend hours, days, weeks, and even months to get over my nervousness towards Warioman. I can't tech or Sdi either (only Mr.Doom has the worst Sdi in the world!)
I'm even a bot that is controlled by Aliens to take over the world. Once you see this you better duck for cover. Unless you want your brains to be sucked out by Aliens. Your choice. And I'm a dream by the way! All of you are just imaging me by how bored you are. I'm all of your secret friend! I'm even a fairy as well, whenever you ask Santa or God for something, that will always be me wishing you those gifts you always wanted.
By the way, I lose to Samus's Zair a lot :/ I can't shield or step dodge either... I just run at her without even attacking. I run at you sacred out of my mind to press anything. Thinking that pushing that attack button will destroy the whole world. It's the secret button to laugh chemical nuclear missiles. The F.B.I as you know are listening to me and they're ready to attack, because they found out who caused 9/11! And the bombings all around the world! GYK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not GYK by the way. I'm COF now.
One last thing... I lose to Samus completely. She's that women you wish that was real! All strong and fights so strong that if she touches you or even looks at you! That you'll have to fall to your death, but If you don't then you'll get shot by me standing right behind you with a gun in my hand and, a knife in the other to cut you into pieces, and report back to the real Samus that no one knows about but only special elite people. I'm one of them! Level 65, been an agnet for the almighty Zero Suit Samus all my life. Was born to serve and protect the all mighty Zair that Samus never wants to do. It kills you in your sleep and if you shield it, It will melt your brains out! But you better pray that she never puts on her power suit... if she does then... Chuck Norris will wake up from his 1 million year sleep and quickly crawl in a small corner and yell from the top of his lungs! Saying! "THE WORLD IS OVER!"
I suck by the way~
PATHETIC