Alright guys its time to stop making fun of seb. Today is his birthday.
Today seb I am here to present to you your life
THIS IS YOUR LIFE SEB
I am gonna show off to everyone some great moments you had over the years.
What do you think seb?
Ah he watches intently.
OK we begin with you meeting Phil. It was a magical meeting where both of you really got to experience some life changing events. Here is a picture of both of you watching 2 girls one cup and spanking each other off.
ah the beauty of friendship. So young so nubile. It was amazing.
Unfortunately life was not so easy for our Froggy little friend. Phil was making money as a Pimp and auctioned Seb off as much as he can. He also stared in many horror/porn films such as Frog of the living Dead, the Froggy, and the most Famous .... Gremlins 3 : enter the Kermit.
Here is a poster for that movie.
After making so much money Seb decided to hit the road and try to become a movie star. Hey bought a motorcycle and was on his way.
He tried hard to make it in hollywood but resorted to sexual favors with Men and even becoming...GASP...a secretary
Eventually he realized he needed an education...so he decided to enroll in UCLA where he learned how to become a movie star
Ah now he was cookin. Phil would call him often to help him on his journey. Because of this he was able to star in some low budget films such as
and also Amphibian Gangsters alongside Johnny depp and Denzel Washington
Sadly, Seb had tradegy in his life. Due to the photography of him kissing a woman he lost his appeal as GQ's Gay Man of the year and his magazine was never let out to public except now
The photo in question? Well some say its a farce...some say it is not real but some say this is the woman in question
He now retires and lurks on smashboards. Being anally ***** by phil and trying to make a living as a gay porn star. Sadly no one really knows if he is gay except phil but most Frogs believe he loves stuff going in and out...of his butt
Thank you seb and happy birthday