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The 949 Smash Thread: RIP PacWest

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DJMirror

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I have no idea at all Brendan....Umm you can just mail me the game I'll pay the shipping
 
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DJMirror

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Stab I want you to know that I'm putting a $100 on you vs 24. When you play him in tournament whatever if it's pools/winners quarter/etc

It's 3/5 and if you win, I'm going to count the money nice and slow in front of wes then I'm going to make it rain with Wes's money in front of him and 24 and I'll give you like 25 bucks. And maybe dinner if you 3-0 24 (I think he'll put in more money if you 3-0 him but I have to do the same thing if you get 3-0 by 24 I need to talk to Wes about this soon)

and also


I love you buddy


Love, Jason
 
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Kira-

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Man, LOL. I would love to eat like this for even one week.

Written by some guy at another forum. Note: Westside Barbell is known for their rampant steroid use and they don't try very hard to hide it either. That's why it is serious s*** if someone has to take him outside to tell him a secret at this gym, cause like, what could possibly be worse than all the stuff they already do?

There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn't gain weight to save my f-g life.

There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like f-g magic. He'd go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.

I finally asked him one day how he did it.

"You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I'll fill you in."

Now remember, we're at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious s-t if we have to go outside, I thought.

So we get outside and he starts talking.

"For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that s-t down and eat. That's your breakfast."

At this point I'm thinking this guy is nuts. But he's completely serious.

"For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG BS. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter."

"For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that f-kr up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that s-t over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the s-t out of it."

"Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that f-kr. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals."

This guy is in a zen-like state when he's talking about this.

"Now you're on the clock," he continues. "After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that s-t. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You f-g can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.

And if you can't finish it, don't you ever come back to me and tell me you can't gain weight. 'Cause I'm gonna tell you that you don't give a f-k about getting bigger and you don't care how much you lift!"

Did I do it? Hell yeah. Started the next day and did it for two months. Went from 260 pounds to 297 pounds. And I didn't get much fatter. One of the hardest things I've ever done in my life, though.
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btw jason, i ate clean for 2 weeks and so i let myself have a cheat meal. pesto chicken sandwich from boudin (pesto mayo sauce has a ton of fat) plus the potato chips that comes with it. delicious. now back to the most boring chipotle burritos you've ever seen and just plain steak and rice. and eggs. and milk.
 
JDM

JDM

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I have chips and decks at my place.

Poverty poker $2 buy in 2nd place gets money back 1st gets the rest.
 
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DJMirror

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and when i mean teach me i mean like people just fork over their money to me since i'm an noob at it
 
Signia

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JDM said:
I have chips and decks at my place.

Poverty poker $2 buy in 2nd place gets money back 1st gets the rest.
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typical smasher stakes lol but it would still be so much fun. I can teach you guys too, there's more to it than you might think

it'd be like the $2 sit'n'goes online, which is basically tournament format, just one table. I think every smasher or competitive gamer should learn poker, it seems like we'd have an advantage, as poker is a game like any other, testing valuation and prediction just no execution to fall back on. I'd bet on my own general gaming skills against random adults anyday. Won $245 last Monday at Morongo casino, playing nothing but $1/$3 blinds no limit holdem where 18 years old is legal (im 19), and I haven't been playing very long.
 
stabbedbyanipple

stabbedbyanipple

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I wrote some haikus guys (it's actually really fun). Try and figure out who they're about (I'm just poking fun btw)

I am just kidding
My English is actually good
What is a verb tense

Grr I hate the world
Something cool just happened yay
My life is so ****

Yo I quit melee
It is not useful longterm
Jk back again

My car has mad bass
*****es with purity rings
hecka pot negro

two falcos FD
Yes my roommate has nice hair
you play so gay stab
 
stabbedbyanipple

stabbedbyanipple

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That one was actually for zoo

The last line used to be "canada too good" but I decided to change it.

Here's another one just for you jason

Name is twenty four
Don't care if wes loses cash
Make my *** roll like
 
stabbedbyanipple

stabbedbyanipple

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I'm going to make a haiku about mccain once I figure out how to make it insulting enough

anyway, here's one last batch before I go to sleep

A talkative guy
MIA cuz GT 5
Japan is top tier

Melty Blood all day
I major in japanese
might be weeaboo

This one is not smash
bro in law is a hippie
but he is a lawyer

She drops hints all over
maybe I should propose huh
nah rather 4 gate
 
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Kira-

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lol @ the haikus

So much work to do
Finals, essays, college apps
Let's go play melee



Sleeping in feels great
Wake up two hours later
No one is awake
 
stabbedbyanipple

stabbedbyanipple

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Ganon is my main
I take 20 minute naps
bored at 4 AM

Grapefruit is the best
I don't go to tournaments
but play smash each day

He tries to cuddle
makes me scared to turn eight-teen
please don't hit on me
 
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Kira-

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Perception is real
Da proof is in da pudding
What a noob mindset

I will be top 5
Money match for five-hundred
Everyone likes me
 
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-Rei-

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i try to be black
saying stuff like subwoofing
get at my level

trying to get swoll
guys how do i get bigger
eating chipotle
 
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