TDB: SEASON 2! LEON (RE4) vs LARA CROFT

[Ray_Kalm]

he needs to eat a whole lotta wheaties..and he's a carnivore so he cant do that

anywho, Ray, i think you're missing a point here: Bowser is much, much, MUCH more massive than ganon...


the whole tone vs bulk thing doesnt even apply here due to the two fighters being incomparable.

What ganon does have is STEEL, and SPEED.

this is definatley gonna be a close match...we juts need to ground these fighters

Joe, now that Ganon can create earthquakes with his brute force alone, this match-up is pretty much one sided.

 

[JOE!]

Also, Mario's 5'1. Figure out Bowser from there.

k, so ill keep ganon at around 8ft to be fair here...

but as for bowser...lemme redo the math:

CANONICAL HEIGHT:

3.4 x 5= 17ft

3.4 x 1 = +3.4inches...

TOTAL: 17'3.4"

HEIGHT WITH SPINOFFS:

2.7 x 5 = 13.5 (13ft, 6inches)

2.7 x 1 = +2.7inches...

TOTAL: 13'8.7"

so, he gains about half a foot...

 

[UncleSam]

How does Ganon create Earthquakes?
and when was his Canonical height 17ft when I linked twice that he's 9'3"

 

[xepherthree]

Joe, now that Ganon can create earthquakes with his brute force alone, this match-up is pretty much one sided.

...
Are you KIDDING?
WHERE do you get that Ganon can create Earthquakes again?

 

[justaway12]

@Xep: He got it from me, I was trying to be sarcastic.

@Ray: It seems I forgot to put sarcasm tags around my statement, I'm trying to say you shouldn't be so bais.

[Sarcasm]But you know what? Bowser fell into lava and survived in Super Mario Bros. 1, I'm sure he could breath fire now[/Sarcasm]

 

[JOE!]

nobody can create an earthquake, sorry.

Also, where in ganon's Canon (lol rhyme) does it have him make earthquakes?

 

[UncleSam]

JOE! ur wrong.
Chuck Norris can create earthquakes

 

[justaway12]

JOE! is ICs vs. Peach over? Can you change the results?

 

[Ray_Kalm]

If you're suggesting that he not be classified as human due to his strength, then you tell me. What should he be classified as, hmm?

A gerudo. Gerudos are identical to in real humans, but just because Gerudos and Hylains are identical to humans in their games, does not have to mean that they're like real humans.

 

[xepherthree]

Oh. xD Didn't see that Just.
Because, if you really thought that Ray, I'd start ignoring you.

 

[REL38]

How does Ganon create Earthquakes?
and when was his Canonical height 17ft when I linked twice that he's 9'3"

His biased outlook on this has corrupted his mind to believe a human can jump and make an earthquake.

No if you excuse me, Ima go shake a tree by jumping next to it to create a small tremor.

 

[justaway12]

Come now, everyone, it was directed to me, I don't really think he was that biased, I just don't think he saw my sarcasism.

I ask again, would Bowser have his Ball and Chain? I'm not sure what he could use it for, but I'm just curious

 

[Ray_Kalm]

For the last time, don't classify Ganon as a human.

And I'm pretty sure that he can create earthquakes by just punching the ground real hard. Maybe not a big one, but an earthquake is an huge advantage.

 

[JOE!]

so, peach won?

RAY: by your own argument, that is inhuman. gerudos are inhuman, so they cannot exist in Real

 

[xepherthree]

For the last time, don't classify Ganon as a human.

And I'm pretty sure that he can create earthquakes by just punching the ground real hard. Maybe not a big one, but an earthquake is an huge advantage.

I'mma sig this.

 

[justaway12]

@JOE:Umm, yeah, Unless Payas come at the last minute xD

This games winner is...

Peach!

 

[payasofobia]

 

[Ray_Kalm]

so, peach won?

RAY: by your own argument, that is inhuman. gerudos are inhuman, so they cannot exist in Real

And neither would koopas.

 

[xepherthree]

I'm in total hysterics right now.

And actually Ray, Bowser could know be classified as an Anklyosaur.
Dumb Anklyosaur>Nonexistent Gerudo
/sarcasm

 

[UncleSam]

lol .

 

[JOE!]

Paya won the MU

anywho, Ray, the whole point of the thread is to take things that are not in RL, and make them so.

If both cannot exist, then there is no match.

the thing is, it IS POSSIBLE for them to in some form exist...therefor, there can be a match

 

[payasofobia]

Delicious fanboy's tears!

Hmnhmn.


Ok, I'll stop now.



Anyway, if Bowser is REALLY that massive, he has everything Ganon has upgraded and more.

Size, muscles, weight and range are everything in these MUs, and Bowser is the king in all that.


The dragon slayer has been slain.

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Exactly, Joe.

 

[REL38]

For the last time, don't classify Ganon as a human.

And I'm pretty sure that he can create earthquakes by just punching the ground real hard. Maybe not a big one, but an earthquake is an huge advantage.

There ya go guys.

Sound and concrete proof that Ganon won.

He creates earthquakes by punching the ground.

Verdict: Ganon wins by a landslide!

C wat I did thar? A pun!

 

[UncleSam]

Paya won the MU

anywho, Ray, the whole point of the thread is to take things that are not in RL, and make them so.

and that's why we used to make comparisons to real animals until we got hard proof on the characteristics of said character.
but apparently that was thrown out the window.

EDIT: rel- that was kinda funny...

 

[justaway12]

@JOE!:NO FAIR!

He's too broken, and therefore should disqualified >.>
Peach wins, ICs lose and Payas disqualified, for being more broken than Ivan Ooze (Ivan > Metaknight)

 

[xepherthree]

Delicious fanboy's tears!

Hmnhmn.


Ok, I'll stop now.



Anyway, if Bowser is REALLY that massive, he has everything Ganon has upgraded and more.

Size, muscles, weight and range are everything in these MUs, and Bowser is the king in all that.


The dragon slayer has been slain.

No because Ganon has a sword.
And swords erase about an 8ft height advantage./sarcasm

O REL ur gud
ur REEL gud

C wat I did thar? A pun!

 

[Ray_Kalm]

REL, are you telling me that someone who's capable of breaking out of metal chains while tied to a boulder can't create even a small earthquake by punching the ground?

 

[JOE!]

we have been, but the animals we try to compare bowser too all dont match up too well

BUT! he does have a turtle-like shell...only it is oddly shaped and spiky

he has gator like skin, complete with the vulnerable belly

everything else about him though is...just weird

 

[JOE!]

REL, are you telling me that someone who's capable of breaking out of metal chains while tied to a boulder can't create even a small earthquake by punching the ground?

so, breaking a chain is teh same as punching something harder than your fist with the force capable of moving the geology of the planet suddenly?


sure, why not

 

[xepherthree]

REL, are you telling me that someone who's capable of breaking out of metal chains while tied to a boulder can't create even a small earthquake by punching the ground?

Ray, are you telling me that someone who is 17ft tall who is bigger then most 2 story houses can't create a bigger one?

And JOE, breaking the chain is the same. How did you not know that? Even toddlers know it.

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Ray, are you telling me that someone who is 17ft tall who is bigger then most 2 story houses can't create a bigger one?

And JOE, breaking the chain is the same. How did you not know that? Even toddlers know it.

Bowser's barely able to lift his own weight.

Eh, I guess I probably over exaggerated with the earthquake thing.

 

[Rsflone]

For the last time, don't classify Ganon as a human.

And I'm pretty sure that he can create earthquakes by just punching the ground real hard. Maybe not a big one, but an earthquake is an huge advantage.

Alright great Ganon has small earthquakes Bowser's Bigger and 2'600 lbs so he can stomp the ground and make Massive earthquakes

Advantage = Bowser

 

[justaway12]

@Ray: How did you figure that >.>

Is it that shell thing >.>
I find it surprising you're saying Bowser can't lift his shell even though he could in his, but not the same about Ganon breakin' his cuffs

 

[JOE!]

if he is 17ft and still 2600 he would be agile as hell <_<

 

[xepherthree]

Bowser's barely able to lift his own weight.

Eh, I guess I probably over exaggerated with the earthquake thing.

Yeah, I guess you did.
Just a little though. We all know anyone can make an earthquake if they try really hard.

 

[UncleSam]

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=8590206&postcount=9898

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Alright, Xeph, stop being a **** now.

 

[JOE!]

I think it was Toc who said lucario was a jackal...i allways said he was a lucario <.<

 

[REL38]

REL, are you telling me that someone who's capable of breaking out of metal chains while tied to a boulder can't create even a small earthquake by punching the ground?

Of course it is!

Why just the other day, I broke a piece of plywood with my foot.

So then I jumped out of glee and the nearby house fell down from too much siesmic waves generated from feet!

It makes complete sense!


Srsly, the Gerudo posses nothing significant other than bearing one boy every 100 years which isn't realistic either.