Stryks productions: War of the clubs and SSB: Army of Sin! UPDATE: 13/05/08

[Fawriel]

*pokes Stryks*

Don't say such nonsense, or Rey will rip your head off. Not to mention that it'll make her sad.

 

[Mini Mic]

*pokes Stryks*

Don't say such nonsense, or Rey will rip your head off. Not to mention that it'll make her sad.

lol you say making Reya sad as if it's on equal footing with killing Stryks.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Hmph.

Well hopefully, he won't be needing anymore pep talk after reading the new posts in this thread (including the last reply I made).

 

[Shuma]

Look, i'm going to be 100% honest. If you decide to end your life, i don't give a crap, i don't really know you. I just know you're a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of nothing.

However, Suicide has to be the most stupid thing one could ever think of doing Stryks, don't be stupid. If your life is a mess, it doesn't mean it's going to stay that way, in my experience, the ones who have a messy life are the ones who end with a golden life. Just endure and don't do anything stupid, it requires balls to live, life is not easy, it will never be easy, don't be a coward, don't run away, stand up and endure, resist all the punches the world will throw at you and i guarantee that you will end being a very happy person.

 

[Fawriel]

Shuma gets respect points in my book.

"it requires balls to live"
The truth and nothing but the truth.

 

[motsalogeL]

In the words of Brian: "Always look on the bright side of life"

 

[antimatter]

stay alive, man. i know that life can throw all sorts of crap at you. but you have to hang on. it WILL get better. don't just do it for you, do it for your friends and family.

 

[Patinator]

Wow... Did I just see a bunch of R.I.D.L.E.Y.s/ex-R.I.D.L.E.Y.s be... DECENT?! :O OMG!

Anyway... Yeah, this oughta cheer Stryks up. Yeah. A bunch of random people on the internet that he knows on a username basis telling him to not commit suicide or do something stupid like that. Bleh.

Regardless, I hear one mention of the comic, and I'll report said person for being an idiot.

Well, I'll go back into hiding now...

 

[lanky_gunner]

Ok, I REALLY have to comment on Stryks' suicide threat, because it's INFURIATING me! I'm gonna go on a little rant now, and I don't mean to be offensive to anyone here, especially Stryks. I just have to show you how dumb you sound right now.

Ok, first thing. You pretty much said this on a message board where TONS of people can view it. Bad move there. You do realize who reads this stuff? Half of us are too young and naive, while the other half does not give a f***in load of s***. There's only a select few who really can give insightful ideas, but it doesn't make up for it. You could of EASILY said "I don't feel too well, so no comic for a while." It would of given off the same message without giving any personal insight on your life. But no, instead you told pretty much everyone how you feel. BAD MOVE!!

Secondly, it sounds to me you had ONE bad day. I really don't know how long it was. You could of had a bad week, a bad month, or a bad last five minutes. I have no idea. By the way you sounded, it looks like you had a bad day. WHOOP-DEE F***IN DOO!! EVERYONE HAS A BAD DAY!! I had a bad week a month ago when my car got hit. Did I tell everyone about it? NO! I knew things would settle down, and I kept my cool. Things did settle down and I got my car fixed. After that, the week didn't seem so bad! I was happy again! Learn to deal with what you get, and you'll be happier!

Lastly, you talk about suicide. Look at last statement. If it was one bad day, then that's nothing. Come back and talk to me when that happens to you for FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS!! You do not know how ridiculous you sound right now Stryks!! Just because you imagine things could be better and they don't end up, doesn't mean it'll happen all the time!

My advice to you. Stop being a mother f***in whiny b**** about your life, cause chances are, there is ALWAYS somebody elses' life that's worse. Deal with what you've been given, and you'll be happier. Reflect on why things are bad and what you could do to be better. Do something fun and relaxing, like watch a movie, or take a nap. I don't care what your preferences are, just do something fun and relaxing! Take a break from everything. Do only the necessary things in life, like school (if you're still in it), eating, sleeping, recreation. Don't do anything else. You'll feel better, trust me.

 

[Fawriel]

Shush, Colby. You're exaggerating. You can tell a buddy to show some more inner strength, but it's not something you can just expect of others like that. And it seems to me like you wrote that while you were under the influence of an irrational emotion yourself while you were telling him to not write stuff while he's in such a mood.

Not to mention that it's rather ridiculous to tell someone to refrain from sharing their feelings. It's the forums where 99% of the users don't know him or care about him, but this is the thread his buddies frequent, so he should be able to expect that some people will care about it ( which they did apparently ).

 

[RDK]

Think about it like this, Stryks: is anything that has happened recently worth killing yourself over? It's all how you handle it. Change your state of mind; focus on what's really important.

Instead of moaning about how life isn't fair to you, go out and make life your *****. Take what you want; make a name for yourself. Make it so that luck is on your side.

 

[lanky_gunner]

Shush, Colby. You're exaggerating. You can tell a buddy to show some more inner strength, but it's not something you can just expect of others like that. And it seems to me like you wrote that while you were under the influence of an irrational emotion yourself while you were telling him to not write stuff while he's in such a mood.

Not to mention that it's rather ridiculous to tell someone to refrain from sharing their feelings. It's the forums where 99% of the users don't know him or care about him, but this is the thread his buddies frequent, so he should be able to expect that some people will care about it ( which they did apparently ).

Oh wow. I find it funny you went through this, when I was in the exact OPPOSITE state of mind.

I'm not exaggerating. I wasn't under anything emotional. I'm betting half of said "buddies" do care for Stryks, but probably feel some guilt towards themselves for pressuring him so much.

I mean, you take me off for some bad person. I GAVE him solutions to help calm him down. But when you have bad things happen to you, you can't just go and "kill yourself"! Hell, we don't even know what happened to Stryks. Maybe it is legit.

I'm just telling him that "Life sucks...DEAL WITH IT!" Cause that's it! Bad things happen to everyone! If you can't figure that out, then you're ignorant and stupid.

 

[Fawriel]

I was half-expecting you to actually be calm while writing that. You sure are a confusing person. Most people wouldn't exactly use that many caps and exclamation marks and call the recipient a "f***in whiny b****" while they're perfectly calm.
Regardless if you were, you sounded rude and angry at him (and even said that you were infuriated), and that's inappropriate in such a situation.

 

[IsmaR]

IsmaR is sad now This is reminding me of what happened to me a few months ago(when I said I was leaving). Please Stryks, don't do anything foolish. You can get over this.

Shuma gets respect points in my book.

"it requires balls to live"
The truth and nothing but the truth.

*dies*

 

[Fawriel]

*dies*

*raises finger*

*opens mouth to say something*

...



*walks out the room*

 

[Yaya]

This should cheer everyone up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81gF4YSC0VI&feature=related

Stiffen up that upper lip, Stryks!

 

[IsmaR]

Stiffen up that upper lip, Stryks!

Yeah man. You're awesome Styrks.

 

[Shuma]

Besides, everyone knows what happens once you go emo.

 

[motsalogeL]

Wow... Did I just see a bunch of R.I.D.L.E.Y.s/ex-R.I.D.L.E.Y.s be... DECENT?! :O OMG!

Anyway... Yeah, this oughta cheer Stryks up. Yeah. A bunch of random people on the internet that he knows on a username basis telling him to not commit suicide or do something stupid like that. Bleh.

Regardless, I hear one mention of the comic, and I'll report said person for being an idiot.

Well, I'll go back into hiding now...

*Facepalm* Doesnt this kid ever shutup.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Wow... Did I just see a bunch of R.I.D.L.E.Y.s/ex-R.I.D.L.E.Y.s be... DECENT?! :O OMG!

Even we have our moments.

*dies*

*raises finger*

*opens mouth to say something*

...



*walks out the room*

Wow. That was useless.

 

[Fawriel]

I blame the uselessness of that post on your lack of imagination and/or humor, or, alternatively, the difficulty of conveying amazingly expressive comedic gestures and facial expressions in text form.

As long as it doesn't involve any fault on my part, I'm fine with it.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

I blame the uselessness of that post on your lack of imagination and/or humor, or, alternatively, the difficulty of conveying amazingly expressive comedic gestures and facial expressions in text form.

It's probably the latter then, not that there's anything amazingly comedic about your post to begin with. That kind of reply was very predictable of you too, making it all the less funny.

Stop trying to be the thread clown all the time and get yourself a real hobby.

 

[Gypsy Lee]

lol suicide

Nerds are always miserable because they never get any ***. Take Prime for instance.

 

[lanky_gunner]

I was half-expecting you to actually be calm while writing that. You sure are a confusing person. Most people wouldn't exactly use that many caps and exclamation marks and call the recipient a "f***in whiny b****" while they're perfectly calm.
Regardless if you were, you sounded rude and angry at him (and even said that you were infuriated), and that's inappropriate in such a situation.

It's perfectly easy to tell someone off while their calm. Right now, I'm laughing it up having a good time. I'm calm, relaxed, and good. And I can easily come off and say "Faw, you're so over yourself. Just cause you think your way is the best doesn't mean it IS the best! Stop being an egotistical prick!"

And you know, when I CAPITILIZE, I'm not yelling. I'm EMPHASIZING! You know, THESE words are the IMPORTANT words! I don't yell. I just make it easier for people to find the words. Same with exclamation marks. It's emphasis, not yelling.

See, you're taking me out to be this bad person! I'm not! I even gave him advice! To do something fun and exciting! Relax a bit! I even said to NOT TAKE ANY OFFENSE as this was my own opinion on the matter. And what did you do? You took it seriously and shoved it up my a**. You want me to yell?! Fine! Faw, the real world is knocking at your door! Stop living in this fictional world where everything is happy and joyful! Life is gonna throw s*** at you, so the best thing to do is NOT COMPLAIN about it, but actually DO SOMETHING about it!

If this doesn't get through your thick skull, then I'm sorry you are a stupid ******. There's nothing I can do for you. Keep living in your own world, cause the real world is too intense for you.

Have a wonderful day f***er!

EDIT:

This should cheer everyone up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81gF4YSC0VI&feature=related

Stiffen up that upper lip, Stryks!

Oh man, THANK YOU for posting this. I really didn't want to be angry all day. This made me happy again!

Faw, I really mean no offense. This is just my opinion on life! I just don't like it when people tell me my opinion shouldn't matter! I really mean no offense to anyone here. I hope Stryks feels better cause he's the reason why I'm still sticking around, and I bet if we met in real life, we'd be best buds!

And I have nothing against you man. You have your opinion, and I respect that. Just...be careful with what you say...

 

[antimatter]

colbusman. you know that sometimes it's best to pretend that the world is happy and good, because that can be the only way to deal with life for some people. capitalizing seems like yelling to most people on the internet.
this place has gone downhill, i'm outta here. i'll be back for the next update.

 

[Shuma]

Stupid Prime. Everyone knows i'm the clown. I mean. look at me.

Shuma. Out. *falls*

 

[RDK]

Shuma.....is that your FACE?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Also, I love you Faw.

 

[Patinator]

*Facepalm* Doesnt this kid ever shutup.

...

Legolastom, you have the honor of being the first person to go on my ignore list.

Brawl Announcer: CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Shuma's face looks better than mine right now. o_O

Okay we should all calm down, have a five-minute time out, and then go back to our lives. Well, those that have t-

*Gets a sight from the future* On second thought, I'll just end that sentence there.

Well, ciao for now, and I mean it this time.

 

[Collective of Bears]

... Oh crap. Stryks has gone emo. Dammit, why does this keep happening to me!? No worries, Stryks. Here, watch this. It'll make you happy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8uPSW__gk

 

[Shuma]

lol at RDK and ultra lol to Blitz sig.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Yeah. It got cut off, but at the bottom, it says, "Weegee: The Ultimate Terror. See, even Sonic is afraid."

 

[Sinistar]

Stupid Prime. Everyone knows i'm the clown. I mean. look at me.

Shuma. Out. *falls*

I LOLED

Spoiler

10uglyShumas

 

[Shuma]

I know where you live. *points at first pic*

 

[RDK]

I know where you live. *points at first pic*

STALKER.

BTW, how old are you?

 

[Ridley_Prime]

lol suicide

Nerds are always miserable because they never get any ***. Take Prime for instance.

Hmm? I'm quite happy with my life, TYVM, especially since I don't have any reason to be miserable now.

Stupid Prime. Everyone knows i'm the clown. I mean. look at me.


Shuma. Out. *falls*

Eh, whatever. Guess you win that position over Faw.

 

[Shuma]

I'm 17. Soon 18.... soon.... soon.

 

[IsmaR]

Stupid Prime. Everyone knows i'm the clown. I mean. look at me.

Shuma. Out. *falls*

*still cannot see a white Mexican*

Meh. I shouldn't be talking. My skin is pretty light, I guess. Then again, no one not in WoR here hasn't seen my pic. *is thankful no one has seen my ugly face*

Lolz at the pics, Blitz's sig, and Gypsy. And bye anitmatter and Pat.

 

[Mini Mic]

Yeah. It got cut off, but at the bottom, it says, "Weegee: The Ultimate Terror. See, even Sonic is afraid."

Yes sigs being cut off is such a pain around here.

Nerds are always miserable because they never get any ***. Take Prime for instance.

That is so cruel. (I feel bad for laughing at it).

Meh. I shouldn't be talking. My skin is pretty light, I guess. Then again, no one not in WoR here hasn't seen my pic. *is thankful no one has seen my beautiful face*

Rest assured I am still the whitest person on the SWF.

 

[IsmaR]

That is so cruel. (I feel bad for laughing at it).

Ditto.

Rest assured I am still the whitest person on the SWF.

I c wat u did thar. Meh. I still think I'm ugly(my self esteem has literally been beaten to death(with a stick ><) over the years.)

And I'm not saying being white is bad. It's just a white Mexican weirds me out(I'm Mexican, but my mom is part from Spain, so...yeah). Lolz

 

[Fawriel]

Also, I love you Faw.

*hides behind RDK*
they is all so mean to faw

Faw, I really mean no offense. This is just my opinion on life! I just don't like it when people tell me my opinion shouldn't matter! I really mean no offense to anyone here. I hope Stryks feels better cause he's the reason why I'm still sticking around, and I bet if we met in real life, we'd be best buds!

And I have nothing against you man. You have your opinion, and I respect that. Just...be careful with what you say...

I'm doing my best right now not to feel offended. Doing a comparatively good job at it considering what was thrown in my direction in two consecutive posts, when I usually already feel hurt when some random person I never even saw online things that I'm a jerk.

I'm not convinced that my way is the best. In fact, I always have second thoughts about everything I do. And I mean everything. Except in rare cases like the last reply I gave Prime where I was more like "he knows what I'm like rite". So yeah.

... I have the feeling I have a lot of explaining to do to justify myself although I don't recall doing anything that requires justifying. Also I'm tired. Uh. Call back another time? Bleep.

It's probably the latter then, not that there's anything amazingly comedic about your post to begin with. That kind of reply was very predictable of you too, making it all the less funny.

Stop trying to be the thread clown all the time and get yourself a real hobby.

Yooooooooou scare me sometimes, sir.

If we're already playing the criticism game, you know.

And actually, I don't try to be the thread clown ( not like I could beat Shuma D= ), I try to be the everything clown. Because, you know, most people like to laugh and smile and stuff. But if you're not one of those people, I can send you a complimentary blindfold, I guess?


... Also, in all seriousness, telling someone they're not funny is a horribly mean thing to do. I pretty much stopped laughing altogether for years after a lot of people at school told me to stop thinking I'm funny and to stop laughing.