Stryks productions: War of the clubs and SSB: Army of Sin! UPDATE: 13/05/08

[antimatter]

stop spamming guys, he means it this time.
so, how's progress so far, Stryks?

 

[Shuma]

"We didn't need to know that Shuma."

Many people tell me that. On a daily basis.

 

[lanky_gunner]

I'm pretty sure we all know that. seeing as she goes out of her way to let everyone know it...

Technically speaking, I never actually stated IF you guys knew. I just wanted to break the tension all quick-like. Cause it's like hot-hot-smoking hot-LESBIAN COMMENT-depression.

Next one to spam, im warning the mods, im not in the mood as u guys know, so figure out if im bluffing or not...

If I may be perfectly honest...um, not giving us a comic this week LEAD us to the off-topicness. I mean, in a depressive state, we didn't want to keep bugging you about it, so instead we spammed the place up with ways to make you feel better. Then you didn't give us anything to talk about, so what else are we going to do?

I'm not trying to be mean, and I'm serious about that, but let's face it. The only way to stay on topic here is to post a comic. There is NO other way to do it. So if I were you...I'd stop trying, cause it's bound to happen anyway.

But to make you happy, I'll do an on-topic post like I usually do...but in a more...different manner...

*Steps onto podium dressed in a General's clothing

Listen up maggot! You are the sorriest excuse for a comic creator I have ever seen! Your fellow soldiers have been too lenient on you! Now is the time for action!

We have motivated you! We have inspired you! We have DISICPLINED you! And this is what you show for it?!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!

Just because things get too rough, you think you can quit on us?! What do you want to do when things get bad? QUIT! This is not the way of the R.I.D.L.E.Y.!!!!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!

You will start being more proficient! You will get to work soldier! You will learn what it is to be...a comic creator!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!


As you were soldier...






(SEE! This is what you get when you ask for on-topic discussion Stryks!! You get crazy s*** like this happening all over the place!)

 

[Shuma]

Youtube Goosh goosh. *lulz to the infinite*

 

[IsmaR]

But... nothing shameful has happened here.

I guess not?

How can you say that?!

By typing it.

Also. *faps to IsmaR's pic*

*insert throwing up smilie here*

We didn't need to know that Shuma. Also after reading the past two pages of topics I am amazed to learn how many of you seem to have crippling mental issues. Seriously I feel positively normal compared to most of you guys.

Most of us are just like that. Being normal is boring anway <_<

Also I must have missed the note about this becoming the IsmaR topic.

I think it happened after Prime posted my pic.

Also, IsmaR, I'm an expert on beauty, and you get some major ratings in all the important categories. And you get a hug because you are cuddly. *huggles*

*recieves hug*

Technically speaking, I never actually stated IF you guys knew. I just wanted to break the tension all quick-like. Cause it's like hot-hot-smoking hot-LESBIAN COMMENT-depression.

I still don't get it. Lanky is crazy.

EDIT: Lol. Moderator.
http://brawlcentral.com/forums/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=491

 

[Stryks]

Err thanx colbs, only thing I can imagine withg that speech is u with Sarges voice from red vs blue, needless to say I loled

Dun wory guys im better, but not completely out of it, im getting very distracted, and I keep thinking the same thing over and over, the same thing that got me depressed in the 1st place, im not paying attention in class and Ive accidently bumped to multiple people today, Im real distracted I tell you what...



Anyway Ill try and upload something this week, I feel like I may cancel the smash comic, since it doesnt get that much attention, but Ill batch up some comics to see if some even like the comic to begin with...

Major, I plan to add you soon in the 2nd arc, Im gonna show most of the people that havent been added to the storyline in the 1st or 2nd arc soon, so dont worry...

Prime, im gonna update the smash bros comic, but afterwards its the 1st arc, where u make ur introduction, in which I gotta start working on ur characters esign, unless u can batch up a quick drawing or something... and afterwards a 2nd arc issue, primary showing the Omega Thread of the legion and such...

anyway again thanx for the support guys, and well ill try and clear my head if I can...

add me in IsmaRs fanboys list btw

 

[IsmaR]

Great...-.-'

And lol. Being a mod kicks ***.

 

[Repryx]

Stryks...have you ever bumped into multiple people and told THEM to watch where they are going, then call them "a fool"? If so. you rock.

IsmaR....I blushed. You are Beautiful.

Shuma...I vomited. You are Horrific. not at your face pic but your comment on this page.

and since everyone is doing facial pics Ill post one ot two later...its nice to have a face behind who ur talking to. Shuma looks exactly like I thought he did and IsmaR has blown me out of the water. Im assuming Stryks looks like Bruce Wayne and Lanky looks like Master Cheif....if thats possible.

Right now, assume I look like Donell Jones or Cuba gooding jr.

-Ciao

 

[SonicMario]

Sometimes people at my school say i look like McLovin from Superbad ._.

But anwyay, glad to see you calmed down stryks.

 

[Shuma]

@repryx:

hehehehe AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[T-major]

Major, I plan to add you soon in the 2nd arc, Im gonna show most of the people that havent been added to the storyline in the 1st or 2nd arc soon, so dont worry...

awesome! soon I will become loved by all and overthrow you as main character! >:D

but I guess I should hurry up with the redesign then... I might draw some references to make things easy too, but only if I get around to it...

 

[lanky_gunner]

*recieves hug*

The world is better with hugs.

*Gives Stryks a hug

*Gives IsmaR a hug

*Gives Faw a hug

*Gives everyone except Shuma and Prime a hug

*Looks a Shuma and Prime in an awkward way and walks away

Err thanx colbs, only thing I can imagine withg that speech is u with Sarges voice from red vs blue, needless to say I loled

Dun wory guys im better, but not completely out of it, im getting very distracted, and I keep thinking the same thing over and over, the same thing that got me depressed in the 1st place, im not paying attention in class and Ive accidently bumped to multiple people today, Im real distracted I tell you what...



Anyway Ill try and upload something this week, I feel like I may cancel the smash comic, since it doesnt get that much attention, but Ill batch up some comics to see if some even like the comic to begin with...

Major, I plan to add you soon in the 2nd arc, Im gonna show most of the people that havent been added to the storyline in the 1st or 2nd arc soon, so dont worry...

Prime, im gonna update the smash bros comic, but afterwards its the 1st arc, where u make ur introduction, in which I gotta start working on ur characters esign, unless u can batch up a quick drawing or something... and afterwards a 2nd arc issue, primary showing the Omega Thread of the legion and such...

anyway again thanx for the support guys, and well ill try and clear my head if I can...

add me in IsmaRs fanboys list btw

Yeah, that's what I was going for. I was hoping someone would reply with "SIR, YES SIR!"

But good to know you're feeling better. Honestly man, depression sucks. I've been there.

And this is where I add my on-topic discussion! So yeah, comic news is good. I don't have much to say other than I'm excited to see what you're doing with this. But it's good to hear you're dropping one thing to make sure other things get done.

I do think you should do the Smash comic, cause it's a good idea, but I think it's better to wait until this one is done before you do it.

Stryks...have you ever bumped into multiple people and told THEM to watch where they are going, then call them "IDIOTS"? If so. you rock.

Fixed.

IsmaR....I blushed. You are Beautiful.

Thanks for stating the obvious, genius!

Shuma...I vomited. You are Horrific. not at your face pic but your comment on this page.

Who hasn't?

and since everyone is doing facial pics Ill post one ot two later...its nice to have a face behind who ur talking to. Shuma looks exactly like I thought he did and IsmaR has blown me out of the water. Im assuming Stryks looks like Bruce Wayne and Lanky looks like Master Cheif....if thats possible.

Right now, assume I look like Donell Jones or Cuba gooding jr.

-Ciao

People have said I look like Jim Carrey. I don't see the resemblance. I just think it's because I ACT like him all the time. You know, doing random s*** like this all the time, and making people laugh.

But, eh, I like Jim Carrey. If people say I look like him, them by all means, that's awesome!








I'm starting to notice a trend of "Multiquotes" happening around here...

Dear lord! Prime, what have you done to us! What sick, sadistic torture did you apply?!

 

[Shuma]

The last time someone hugged me he vomited to death. The story goes that if you go near his tomb at midnight you can hear his spirit vomiting.

 

[antimatter]

stop spamming guys, he means it this time.

why hello random post! why are you here again?
glad to hear a new person is coming to the comic soon.

 

[Sinistar]

I'm still lolling at the whole IsmaR mod thing.

A ridley fan? A moderator at a Smash forum? Popular for that matter?

Utter blasphemy almost!

Still, hot ****.

Oh and Stryks, shove me into the Claus clan if you have to, cause as much as I hate to say it, I was more active there and more of a fan of Mother than I was to Ridley (ONLY BY AN OUNCE. Well... 12 ounces.)

Anyone got Team Fortress 2?

 

[T-major]

Oh and Stryks, shove me into the Claus clan if you have to, cause as much as I hate to say it, I was more active there and more of a fan of Mother than I was to Ridley (ONLY BY AN OUNCE. Well... 12 ounces.)

HUZZAH! Come! Pigmask brother! Together... we shall rule over all!

by the way. what exactly do you look like in the comic?

 

[Repryx]

photobucket distorts my pics....ill just put my myspace pic page up

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...r.viewPicture&friendID=59155378&albumId=56316


THERE YA GO!

RDK dont look....u may insult me.


-Ciao

 

[RDK]

Why? Because you're black?

You forget I live in Michigan. You can't NOT love black people here. They'll shoot you. =D

 

[Repryx]

No...thought ud say i was ugly

-Ciao

 

[RDK]

Why would I say that? I'm not the resident d!ck anymore--Shuma is, remember?

 

[Shuma]

N-i-g-g-a Repryx stole my Motorcycle./Wario

 

[Repryx]

ok go relook....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...r.viewPicture&friendID=59155378&albumId=56316

photobucket distorts

-Ciao

 

[Shuma]

You remind me of that guy rom Bad boys, no, not will smith. That other guy.

 

[Mini Mic]

Martin Lawrence?

 

[Fawriel]

I can't access the site. It redirects me to www.myspace.de. =<

Why? Because you're black?

You forget I live in Michigan. You can't NOT love black people here. They'll shoot you. =D

That made me laugh. =D

 

[Mini Mic]

I am almost embarrassed to say I miss Rey

 

[Fawriel]

You don't have to be embarrassed. So do I.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

By typing it.

.......

Dun wory guys im better, but not completely out of it, im getting very distracted, and I keep thinking the same thing over and over, the same thing that got me depressed in the 1st place, im not paying attention in class and Ive accidently bumped to multiple people today

Aww...

Anyway Ill try and upload something this week, I feel like I may cancel the smash comic, since it doesnt get that much attention, but Ill batch up some comics to see if some even like the comic to begin with...

Err... just be satisfied with the people that do pay attention to your comics, like us.

Prime, im gonna update the smash bros comic, but afterwards its the 1st arc, where u make ur introduction, in which I gotta start working on ur characters esign, unless u can batch up a quick drawing or something... and afterwards a 2nd arc issue, primary showing the Omega Thread of the legion and such...

Well, I don't mind you doin' my characters' design, though I also wouldn't mind making a drawing of it (I was planning to do that sometime anyway). If I get around to it before the 1st arc, I'll PM it to you I guess.

anyway again thanx for the support guys, and well ill try and clear my head if I can...

Good. You do that.
It's not easy, I know.

add me in IsmaRs fanboys list btw

Eh? I'm not sure Rey's gonna like that...

@repryx:

hehehehe AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My sentiments exactly.

But hot lesbians are HOT, might I add.

Indeed.

The world is better with hugs.

*Gives Stryks a hug

*Gives IsmaR a hug

*Gives Faw a hug

*Gives everyone except Shuma and Prime a hug

*Looks a Shuma and Prime in an awkward way and walks away

So, I take it you've got something against me now like you do Shuma? Oh great (not that I care for a hug or anything).

If this had something to do with last night, I thought I made it clear that I was too tired to Brawl any longer. >.> I knew you were wanting me to duel Brawl you, but I was seriously out of it by then... And when you tried joining the room I was in before that, I clicked "Okay" when it said you wanted to join, but apparently the other guy I was facing chose not to let you in. Meh. I hate it when people do that...

People have said I look like Jim Carrey. I don't see the resemblance. I just think it's because I ACT like him all the time. You know, doing random s*** like this all the time, and making people laugh.

But, eh, I like Jim Carrey. If people say I look like him, them by all means, that's awesome!

Heh...

Back when I was nearly bald, people used to say I looked like Vin Diesel. :|

I'm starting to notice a trend of "Multiquotes" happening around here...

Dear lord! Prime, what have you done to us! What sick, sadistic torture did you apply?!

Nothing tortuous... maybe just influenced my posting style a little? >.>

I am almost embarrassed to say I miss Rey

Psh. She'll be back tomorrow.

 

[IsmaR]

It's been an interesting(and by interesting, I mean went to hell and back) week without Rey. I miss not being the only girl here.

 

[lanky_gunner]

Technically Prime, I made that post BEFORE I even went online to play. Nothing against you, but I like singling you out of the pack because you get REALLY annoyed.

Shuma is a different story...

 

[Shuma]

" I knew you were wanting me to play you"

Lol


Aniway, me a diferent story? **** right.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

(and by interesting, I mean went to hell and back)

Winning yourself a handful of fanboys (probably more than that) thanks to me posting your pic equals hell?

I miss not being the only girl here.

Heh. I'll bet...

Technically Prime, I made that post BEFORE I even went online to play. Nothing against you, but I like singling you out of the pack because you get REALLY annoyed.

Shuma is a different story...

Oh, okay.

Eh, very well.

" I knew you were wanting me to play you"

Lol

Hmm. You're right. That does sound kinda funny.
*changes it*

 

[Reyairia]

Here for a (very expensive) paid internet hour from the hotel, so I'm just peaking in.

... Rey didn't say goodbye to me.


...


*goes sit in a corner*

Sorry Faw, I had a last minute angst moment the day before so I couldn't give you a heart felt good bye you deserved. Prime too.

And god isn't out to get you, seeing as how there is no god. Life is unfair for a lot of other people too. Just be glad you're not an enslaved 11-year old sweatshop worker in Cambodia.

I'm going to have to agree. We have no way of dealing with you or cheering you up if you say your life sucks and is a wreck yet you have family, friends and aren't dirt poor or anything - what is wrong so we can behave accordingly?

*pokes Stryks*

Don't say such nonsense, or Rey will rip your head off. Not to mention that it'll make her sad.

...
No it will not!
...
/denial

so 1st off sorry I went emo here in this thread, and because of that, theres no comic today, so my bad guys, I still need some time to clear my head and think what im gonna do...

That's fine, everyone understands and if they don't I'll make sure to shove a specially selected bull up their ***.
Besides...
<.<
>.>

Spoiler

I like happy guys.

add me in IsmaRs fanboys list btw

OH NO YOU DON'T!

I already have a legion of fanboys. They all think I'm pretty, even though I'm not really.

Ah, you are pretty. Guys are weird, I'm totally ignored in school yet everyone tells me I'm pretty online. O.o

Lawl, I know how you feel. Men are weird.

 

[Sinistar]

HUZZAH! Come! Pigmask brother! Together... we shall rule over all!

by the way. what exactly do you look like in the comic?

If I have to, I'll dig up my old character request + moveset and such.

o_O

EDIT: Thread gone.

Time to sum it up.'

http://cd3.fireball20xl.com/index.php?id=98

Mask, but Greek comedy. Like the smiley one. Black on one side, white on the other. The things on the back of the head are an accessory that change colors based on mood. Mostly stay purple due to always being bored.

http://www.tuxedosonline.com/images/big/vests/solids/ajpurple(large).jpeg

This for a shirt. Wears bandages in replacement for the sleeves.

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/trendylocker/Tete_an_Tazh_1016_001.jpg

Tie.

http://www.nexternal.com/armynavy/images/city-camo-strch-flare-pants.gif

Camo pants.

Wears gloves similar to what English gentlemen wear. Those plexy white gloves or whatever.

A cape which is ragged that has a bunch of Card symbols on it. Sky blue and white.

A tophat. But small (I looooves me sum tophuts).

Bells on the bottom of that accessory on the back of the head where the mask is.

Name: Spoof
Gender: Male
Age: ?, thought to be around 19
Bio: A humorous yet swagger-like kind of a person, but also very go-lucky. He seems to always have nothing to do, so he's always sullenly bored. He taunts his opponents till they get frustrated. He also forces his opponents to memorize his moves. When they do, Spoof would simply change up a bit and do something else. The opponent would be stuck in loss of words and attempt to predict when their mind is befounded with thoughts.. well we know then. Specialties are Memory Overload and Dodging.
History: When he was 15, his best friends had been killed by a mass orginization. Every day he mourns their deaths. He always goes on rants to himself at random times and goes mad usually. To calm his anger, he thinks about the joy he gets when he gets revenge on the people who killed them.
Clothing: Loves to wear sleeveless colored tuxedos, kinda like what bartenders wear sometimes with the sleeveless ones. Black/Red Tie. Also wears a mix of a Jester Cap and a Greek mask to hide his identity. Wears white gloves and camo pants. When taken off his mask and jester hair covering, he sports grey spiked but smooth hair with green eyes that look rather sullen.
Side: Evil, but eventually goes good.

Just to make my characters abillity a bit more clearer:

Say you were fighting. I start off with a simple combo. I repeat the combo, and then make a new one, and repeat that. And I make another after that. After the opponent gets the order, I simply mix up a few things. The opponent will try to guess my moves but suddenly fail because wherever they were to go to dodge, they would get hit because of the combination being changed. Eventually I'd set up a barrage of attacks and the opponent would be too stuck to think what to do next because of the memory being squandered. And eventually the hits will pile up on the opponent. If the opponent was smarter, the combo would be made harder. And eventually patterns would be combined and so forth..

Of course every abillity has it's flaws, but you have to figure them out cause I dont wanna spoil it.

Quoted from a forum.

Final Smash has to do with interferance of the eyes. In other words, lights somehow go black, and a show spotlight turns in on Spoof and when he flashes his eyes, (on Wi-Fi) your view of the game seems rather wobbly, and your character seems to do the commands less as their trying to keep their balance. This is usually a good time to Smash or something.

Attacks with a Monster Hat, which comes with a Ukkiki, a Metroid, and that (evil) Bird from NES Ninja Gaiden. Also throws cards.

Up-B is a vertical spinning screw sort of attack. He like sticks out his hands and twirls himself. You can change how it goes depending on how you tild the analog stick, like Drill Rush. Its range is about a second longer than Warios.

B- Card. Nuff said. Charging long enough produces more. 5% damage each, recharge is long. Max charge is 4 cards. Cards are slow.

B-Down is.. Monster Hat pull, which pulls a listed monster (above) that lasts for about 2 seconds. Recharge for the hat is 3 seconds. Ukkiki throws 3 watermelons OR bombs (low KB), Metroid sucks about 7% (You can bat it away, but it leaves you open if your not careful), and that bird just is for annoyance and pecking lasts for 1%, but it lasts 4 seconds instead of three. Just run from it like Ryu Hayabusa did.

B-Over is a stun move. Nuff said. Like Samus' paralyzer. Little less lag than hers, but Spoof jumps a small distance and slaps the opponent and stuns them for about how long a shield break lasts (This does not kill Jigglypuff. It gives her her own special shield break animation unique from the one she gets if she breaks her own. (Poof).

Done?

If I have to, I'll scan my drawing, but it's different how what I explained since it was how I first thought of it.

 

[antimatter]

yayz, Reyaria's back! and I just wish to say that they might not say right to your face that you're pretty, due to the fact that they feel that you could reject them if they ask you out, and they could be potentially humiliated.

Spoiler

that, or they're all jerks :devil:

 

[T-major]

If I have to, I'll dig up my old character request + moveset and such.

awesome character. I approve! :D Love your down B.

we share a similar Up B, too. only mine can't curve like Drill rush (it's basically Wario's Corkscrew, but travels three times as far)

 

[Collective of Bears]

Hey, Rey's here! Awesome!

 

[IsmaR]

Winning yourself a handful of fanboys (probably more than that) thanks to me posting your pic equals hell?

How did I win fanboys? And you could of asked <_<
Meh, I'm not mad at you for it. But I can't wait for Rey to get home.

Ah, you are pretty. Guys are weird, I'm totally ignored in school yet everyone tells me I'm pretty online. O.o

Thanks Rey. and people are weird like that. (guys come onto me even if they know I'm a lesbian -.- Once, someone even said "they could make me straight") You're very pretty, btw.

Lawl, I know how you feel. Men are weird.

Exactly.

Spoiler

One of the reasons...uhh...yeah..

Anyways, yayz, finally out of school. But yesterday was hell...I was so embarrassed.

Quoting from another thread:

Anyways, I'm really embarrassed after yesterday. It was the second to last day of school(today being the last) and we got out early. I was walking home with this girl I like(she's my neighbor, and one of my best friends), and some people come driving up next to us, with a cooler full of water balloons...you can already tell it went bad from there >.< Even worse, the water balloons had chloride or something in them, so my eyes started to burn(they got me right in the face, I shoved my friend out of the way). I had to walk home with a wet shirt, my eyes burning, and with the girl I like(I was really embarrassed in front of her)

 

[IsmaR]

Also, Sinistar's character is awesome. And thanks for the congratz on the mod thing(deleted your PM, sorry)

And Blitz, did you see this?

Also, CB, I've been meaning to ask. Could I possibly remake the Genetic Genocide(the old Mewtwo clan) on BC?

 

[Collective of Bears]

And Blitz, did you see this?

No I did not, and I say you can, only if we do it together. I've been wanting to revive that for quite some time now, so I'd be overjoyed to do it alongside you. Sound good?