Grmo
Smash Champion
Details about cancellation: so yeah, these are boring and stupid. I got really pissed off at the last one because having smash in my basement is balls and I feel like I've had a bunch of nasty **** down here now and I don't feel safe. I look over my shoulder every now and then to make sure I'm not seeing some sort of nasty smash-spawn monster crawling along the floor towards me. Do you know what that's like? If you do, get off the internet and go see a doctor, because you'll never understand how horrifying it is until smash has turned your basement into hags.
Long story short: I don't really feel like doing these any more. I'll leave the original thread up so that people can steal it and use it for their own tournament threads (hi Afro), but please credit me for it. Some credit goes to KirbyKaze for some stuffs that I stole from his thread.
READ THE WHOLE FCKING POST YOU NOOBS
Post if you are going to come. I want to know what I'm looking at in terms of numbers. If you're not on the list and want to be, please check back to see if you posted a maybe and confirm yourself as a "yes" or "no".
This is a Melee tournament. Therefore, it is strongly advised not to come to this if you are only interested in playing Brawl.
Results:
Results for the first one can be found here.
Results for the second one can be found here.
Alright, now that we've got this out of the way, I can get on to some important things, such as squealing with fangirly glee because we finally have a biweekly again! ZOMG
First off, about food: I'm going to collect a food fee which pays for all your food, and we'll just have two designated meal times so everyone stays happily fed. Follow the discussion for more information.
Who: Grmzo of the Amazingness
Where:
When: 11:00 AM to 10:00 PM. Yes, you have to leave then.
Why: Because I want to and I can.
Contact: likms_300@hotmail.com, or you can PM me like normal human beings
Entry fee:
Singles: $10
Doubles: $5 per person x 2 = $10 per team. Yay, math is fun!
House Rules:
1) Try not to make a mess, aka. leaving pop cans and condoms everywhere.
2) I can't have more than 20 people most of the time, and I'm going to have to limit it to 16 the first time so that my parents aren't completely overwhelmed.
3) Don't be a douche. Any form of being a jerk in general, such as discrimination or any effort in any way to make someone else feel miserable out-of-game (thought I should specify that) will result in a ban from my house and a smack in the face with a canoe. I have two huge dogs that will kill you if you do and I may be tempted to make chili with your corpse.
4) No Johns.
5) Bring your own controller.
Game rules: I'm going over things that I think people need to pay more attention to.
0) Brawl+ is banned. I don't want to see it. It's a terrible atrocity and must not be played, and you will be beheaded for doing so in my presence.
1) Items are off, life stealing is allowed, blah...you know this already.
2) Time limit is 7 minutes.
4) All sets are best of 3, except winners, losers, and grand finals which are best of 5.
5) Double blind picking is encouraged, so avoid stupid situations like this:
6) Each player may ban only one stage. You must announce your counterpick stage before you change your character, to give your opponent a chance to change theirs. You may then switch characters, and your opponent is forbidden from doing so after you do. Attempt to do so, if spotted by me, results in a loss of stock on that match.
7) Any form of stalling will get you anally ***** by a hot amazing giant ****ing gorilla. I'm not kidding, so don't try to test me on that. NO STALLING YOU SLIMY *****ES. No glitches either, or you're banned from the washroom.
8) Dave's Stupid Rule is implemented: You can use stages you've lost on as counterpick but not stages you've won on, because that would be like cockslapping your opponent with a canoe.
9) Pausing excessively or using it to break chain throws or what should have otherwise killed you forfeits your stock or, in the case of the former, disqualifications.
Rules list:
Neutral stages: For both 1v1 and 2v2
Final location
Battllefield
Yoshi's
FoD (banned in teams)
Pokemon Stadium
Dreamland 64
Counterpick stages:
Kongo 64
Rainbow Cruise
Green Greens
Mute City (banned in teams)*
Brinstar
Great Bay and Poke Floats are legit for teams IMO. They're on unless people object.
* Mute city is staying on for now unless it gets really stupid (which I already think it is but w/e) in which case it gets banned.
Directions:
[insert directions here]
As for driving, you can look it up on google maps easily enough.
TVs:
Setups:
Recording:
People coming:
Long story short: I don't really feel like doing these any more. I'll leave the original thread up so that people can steal it and use it for their own tournament threads (hi Afro), but please credit me for it. Some credit goes to KirbyKaze for some stuffs that I stole from his thread.
READ THE WHOLE FCKING POST YOU NOOBS
Post if you are going to come. I want to know what I'm looking at in terms of numbers. If you're not on the list and want to be, please check back to see if you posted a maybe and confirm yourself as a "yes" or "no".
This is a Melee tournament. Therefore, it is strongly advised not to come to this if you are only interested in playing Brawl.
Results:
Results for the first one can be found here.
Results for the second one can be found here.
Alright, now that we've got this out of the way, I can get on to some important things, such as squealing with fangirly glee because we finally have a biweekly again! ZOMG
spoiler
First off, about food: I'm going to collect a food fee which pays for all your food, and we'll just have two designated meal times so everyone stays happily fed. Follow the discussion for more information.
Who: Grmzo of the Amazingness
Where:
When: 11:00 AM to 10:00 PM. Yes, you have to leave then.
Why: Because I want to and I can.
Contact: likms_300@hotmail.com, or you can PM me like normal human beings
Entry fee:
Singles: $10
Doubles: $5 per person x 2 = $10 per team. Yay, math is fun!
House Rules:
1) Try not to make a mess, aka. leaving pop cans and condoms everywhere.
2) I can't have more than 20 people most of the time, and I'm going to have to limit it to 16 the first time so that my parents aren't completely overwhelmed.
3) Don't be a douche. Any form of being a jerk in general, such as discrimination or any effort in any way to make someone else feel miserable out-of-game (thought I should specify that) will result in a ban from my house and a smack in the face with a canoe. I have two huge dogs that will kill you if you do and I may be tempted to make chili with your corpse.
4) No Johns.
5) Bring your own controller.
Game rules: I'm going over things that I think people need to pay more attention to.
0) Brawl+ is banned. I don't want to see it. It's a terrible atrocity and must not be played, and you will be beheaded for doing so in my presence.
1) Items are off, life stealing is allowed, blah...you know this already.
2) Time limit is 7 minutes.
4) All sets are best of 3, except winners, losers, and grand finals which are best of 5.
5) Double blind picking is encouraged, so avoid stupid situations like this:
6) Each player may ban only one stage. You must announce your counterpick stage before you change your character, to give your opponent a chance to change theirs. You may then switch characters, and your opponent is forbidden from doing so after you do. Attempt to do so, if spotted by me, results in a loss of stock on that match.
7) Any form of stalling will get you anally ***** by a hot amazing giant ****ing gorilla. I'm not kidding, so don't try to test me on that. NO STALLING YOU SLIMY *****ES. No glitches either, or you're banned from the washroom.
8) Dave's Stupid Rule is implemented: You can use stages you've lost on as counterpick but not stages you've won on, because that would be like cockslapping your opponent with a canoe.
9) Pausing excessively or using it to break chain throws or what should have otherwise killed you forfeits your stock or, in the case of the former, disqualifications.
Rules list:
Neutral stages: For both 1v1 and 2v2
Final location
Battllefield
Yoshi's
FoD (banned in teams)
Pokemon Stadium
Dreamland 64
Counterpick stages:
Kongo 64
Rainbow Cruise
Green Greens
Mute City (banned in teams)*
Brinstar
Great Bay and Poke Floats are legit for teams IMO. They're on unless people object.
* Mute city is staying on for now unless it gets really stupid (which I already think it is but w/e) in which case it gets banned.
Directions:
[insert directions here]
As for driving, you can look it up on google maps easily enough.
TVs:
Setups:
Recording:
People coming:
