I took the **** out of 4 of those kid's moneys.
Lemme tell you guys the story...
I go after school and the videogame club is FULL of kids. Like 30. They're playing CoD and L4D and all of that business, and then there was a little corner where the elite kids were playing smash. The kirby guy says "We'll save the best for last." Only four of them were there though. So the first guy picks Zelda and I'm like "OH ****, SHEIK. I MIGHT LOSE A STOCK"
We start, random stage, Peaches castle. But hey. At least items weren't on. Those r 4 noobs.
I start Dash Dancing on one side of the castle and I see that he is still Zelda. I say "Are you going to change?"
They all start laughing and then they start calling Sheik a bad character. So, he starts dins firing from a platform over and over. None of them Hit me, I just run and gut under it. I do a SHFFL Uair and then a knee. He is only half way off of the stage but I grab the ledge. He Up Bs straight up and dies because he can't grab the ledge. Then the funniest thing happens. The kirby guy starts yelling "WHAT A ****ING HACKER. STOP MODDING KID."
And at this point I have set down my controller and I'm on the floor laughing. Pretty much ROFLing. The rest of the stocks go pretty fast. The next guy plays Roy and during the match, gives me a lecture on how Roy is better than marth because fire makes him do more damage, and I proceed to JV 5 him considering Falcon Vs. Roy is dumb. He would just walk up to me and Fsmash so I'd sheild grab him and Dthrow him like 8 times in a row. He always landed on the ground and then used get up attack so that was easy. I then played a guy who played Pikachu and I 4 stocked him. Then I played the kirby guy. As soon as the match started he turned into a rock and he was like "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME NOW, NOOB?" I proceeded to 4 stock him too.
So, 3 four stocks, 1 JV 5, and they're now convinced that I'm a "modder" and that I modded the console that they brought in. I have 20 bucks now though.