"Sorry to jet, but i'm in a hurry" Favorite Video Game Quote Thread

[OfTheEarth]

This thread is dedicated to everyone's favorite video game quote, something when you're down, and you remember, makes you feel better, motivates you, or just makes you laugh.]
Rules.
1.)Be nice.
2.)Preferably video game quotes, but if you have some funny 80's movie/ tv show quote, that's fine by me.
3.)Changed the Rule. You have to tell us where it's from. Because sometimes it's just a little too discrete.
Go!

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

This could be in Forum games. But oh well. Mine would probably be "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

 

[DCLXVI]

I still think "Can't let you do that, Starfox" is the best line from that game

 

[Numa Dude]

Downward F***ing Dog!

 

[UberMario]

You know what they always say, All Toasters Toast Toast!

 

[Wiscus]

^ That mario cdi game?

"I'm Vyse of the Blue Rogues! and in a few moments, I'll be relieving you of your valuables!"



....none of you are doing the third part and this prolly will get sent to forum games

 

[UberMario]

The third part would make it a forum game even more though.

And yes that's where it's from.

 

[Brightside6382]

"Certainly I shall collapse from exhaustion before I fall on the battlefield,"

 

[Luigitoilet]

Downward F***ing Dog!

no more heroes 2 :F

"I FEEL ASLEEP"

 

[F8AL]

"All your base are belong to us."

"What you say?"

"You will not survive make your time."

"Someone set us up the bomb!"

 

[OfTheEarth]

haha everyone please
spill where your's is from :D

 

[Bwoodboy18]

"Names Axel, Got it Memorized?" Organization XIII Member # VIII- Axel

That my friends is the best quote in existence....

 

[F8AL]

Mine are all from the opening cut scene of the 1991 European Sega Mega Drive version of the video game Zero Wing by Toaplan, which was poorly translated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ53t0gv_4

 

[Yink]

"Here is the map. All the info is there, except for the info that isn't there." - Earthbound

"'Women are like sunsets...They're beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow.' that's my motto." - Skies of Arcadia

"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions." - Super Paper Mario

 

[Get@Will]

"HEY! LISTEN!" - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (lol)

"...she smiled till the end." - Final Fantasy 7

"If this is all a dream, don't wake me up." - Final Fantasy 7

 

[MisterDrBob]

"Uh-oh, the truck have started to move!"

and

"Are you man enough to fight with me?"

 

[OfTheEarth]

"HEY! LISTEN!" - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (lol)

"...she smiled till the end." - Final Fantasy 7

"If this is all a dream, don't wake me up." - Final Fantasy 7

haha awesome bro

 

[BluePSI]

"shoot anything that moves, then blow up anything that, doesn't move!" Ratchet and clank 1
"my wife ran away from my twice, I am a lucky man!" Earthbound
"oh, I stepped on a mole cricket, I hope it's alright" Mother 3

 

[UberMario]

"my wife ran away from my twice, I am a lucky man!" Earthbound

Wow that's hilarious lol. Which character said that?

 

[cutter]

Pretty much every Damon Baird quote lol. He is just dripping with sarcasm and pessimism, and his dry humor cracks me up every time. Some of my favorites from him:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... group hug."

"Screw you, man. You get down here and see how much you like it, there's a room for one more, it's a ****ing party down here."

"Aw come on, I wouldn't do this to you!... Okay, maybe I would." <-- when he's downed for a long time

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

"Hey new guy. Hmm, I like him. He smells really clean."
*Car wrecks* "Wow new guy. You sure don't smell too clean anymore"
Haggard-Bad Company

 

[Delta-cod]

"You think you can beat me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake!"
....................................................................."I'll make you eat those words!"

Lol @ SA2B's voice timing.

 

[Kupo Rose]

"What you see if what you get! Just a guy that loves adventure!" - Sonic Adventure 2

edit: Lol@TwoSA2quotes

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

"Everybody deals with grief differently, right? Some people **** at funerals...I cut off heads"

 

[Jimnymebob]

" Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow." Psychonauts

 

[Black Waltz]

"Those Asari-Hanar porn games they sell in Shin Akiba are really nasty." - ME2.

 

[kr3wman]

the obvious

''War... War never changes.''

''What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!''

''You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance!''

''Go home and be a family man.''

''It's dangerous to go outside, take this!''

 

[GreenKirby]

"Well what did you expect? We're ****ing dung beetles. We roll the poo around. **** knows what's for"

"Hey get your ****ing *** in there. There are these ****ing cows. Get in there. Get em to crap, and I'll make you a ball of poo"

"Faker, I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to---- I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

 

[Wave⁂]

''What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!''

"Enough talk. Have at you!"

 

[day-day]

"We have injured...send a medic"-Lars, Tekken 6

 

[RuNNing Riot]

"This ain't right... I'm coughin' up blood that ain't mine..."

Spoiler

- Damon Baird, Gears of War 2

"Ah, I am a genius! Hm hm hm hm!"

Spoiler

- 343 Guilty Spark, Halo

"How dare you presume to speak with the Judge of the Dead!"

Spoiler

- King Minos, Dante's Inferno

Good times.

 

[Darkslash]

"I can't believe we're in Special Activies Division!"
"But we're still doing the same stuff as we always did"
"What do you mean Haggard?"
"You know, since we're in South America, I thought we would be breeching walls, shooting in Slo-Mo, and rescue hostages"




"****!"
"Hey you kiss your Mom with that mouth?"
"I'M PROUD OF YOU PRESTON!"


"No no, he'll just send in special ops douche bags with ***** *** Heart beat monitors on their guns"

 

[tko112]

u guys 4got da all important "Do a Barrel Roll!"

 

[OfTheEarth]

u guys 4got da all important "Do a Barrel Roll!"

lol I think someone already did a barrel roll.
But guys I am loving these. They are awesome! just make sure you remind us where it's from, go back and edit the post putting where it's from.

 

[BluePSI]

Wow that's hilarious lol. Which character said that?

Just a random NPC, it was a mis translation though XP

 

[EPsilon933]

"my only mistake was to slightly underestimate the boy's power. NO! It was not the boy's power, but the power of the Triforce of courage."

Spoiler

-Ganondorf Dragmire, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

"... Ah, but Child... That Land will not be Hyrule. It will be YOUR land."

Spoiler

-King of the Red Lions, The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker

"you don't win by being lucky, you win by being bold."

Spoiler

-Captain Falcon, F-Zero GX

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

Johnny from MGS2 quoting what his superior said to him
"Stay away from good-looking women while you're fighting.
Otherwise, you'll get hit with diarrhea."

LOL

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

"Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪" -Fawful,Mario And Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

 

[MisterDrBob]

"Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪" -Fawful,Mario And Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Haha, haven't played the Mario and Luigi RPGs, but I've heard a lot about Fawful. If I remember right, there was a quote in Nintendo Power from him:

"Beef? I am beefless. Fawful is lacking in beef."

 

[Luigitoilet]

u guys 4got da all important "Do a Barrel Roll!"

You mean the second post of this thread?