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Seriously. I had to scroll back up to see what the thread was about again. I thought it was one of the Brawl pokemon threads for petes sake.
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Haha, the "Ken's alternate account" theory just seems to get more and more believable every time Sora posts and steadily falls ever more perfectly into the mould of this stereotypical noob we keep discussing. But hey, that works for me, too. Whether it's a Sora vs. FLT money-match, or a Ken vs. FLT money-match, it deserves to be produced and sold as a DVD.You're actually very lucky/very infortunate to have someone as good as FLT come to your house to play you.
Ive been playing the game for 4 years now, i know every nook and cranny there is to know. i mean, you need to be clear with yourself. Level bans werent programmed into the game itself. so that has nothing to do with the game.
Im good enough to play on any level. i had assumed that you were too.
Since you Obviously seem not confident in your abilitys as previously stated. You guys best start training on them ban stages.
Any advance player can by pass any level trickery, and if you cant its your own personal fault, you shouldnt blame the level, every character have advantages and disadvantages on certains levels.
You are naive. You believe that the game is a perfectly balanced test of human ability and that a player who is skilled enough can overcome any challenge within the limits of the programming and win the match on any stage with any character against any opponent.Anyway hazards ? Name one hazard on terimina bay, yoshi story or hyrule temple ? why would they all be banned ?
And what the hell is that supposed to mean?O_ o Did you just say everystage has an edge ? * shakes head some* So stages like the "Onett" you can edgegaurd on ? Hmm you know what.... Imma end it on that one.. imma need you to take sometime to go think about what you just said. Thats like saying all heartless are black. -_-
Ignoring the mysterious decision to divide one sentence into two, what you're not understanding is that these die-hard fans that you keep talking about aren't disputing your skill based on the fact that you're new to the site. It's because of what you're saying and how you've said it. I mean, read your own posts, man. What did you expect? You waltzed into a six year-old website of 47,000 members and put yourself up on this pedestal, ridiculing our entire community and berating people who have been posting here longer than you have even played the game.Everyone has the right to opinon. But you want to know what gets me ? That fact that you diehard fans. Truly believe that no underground player could be better than anyone on your site.
This, if nothing else, is completely true.because nothing you say will change they i think,act or respond to you or anyone else.
u better record this (marks on calender to remind myself to remind u). anyways $70 money match is like a small tournament right there. sora should prove he can compete at a tournament level. w00t. play him on hyrule, get 1 laser in and run for the 8 minutes. yep nothing cheap about that, teh game was made that way loools XDDD.Sora -
This is a subtle issue but I have been mistaking "October 10th" for "October 7th." The 1vs.1 $70 money match will go down on the first Saturday of October, which is October 7th. Sorry if this caused any confusion.
as i said lol, man and i thought i was laugh a minute, but you just take the cake. This isnt hollywood i dont need to act,dude if this helps you get to sleep at night, thinking you have every underground player that comes here figured out, then i dont need to explain myself to you. obviously no matter what i say , your head is inflated with bs you've been spoon fed through out this site,ill have better chances of haveing a typical debate a rock. Talking to you is but a waste of time. ive been to 15 tournys statewide, people all saying the samething. i dont have to lie about what ive done. theres no need for that. like you said, im sooooo lucky im not fighting you lol * sarcasim* dude, gimme a break. lolHaha. Quit acting like you are the "Pro" in this scenario. Don't act like you have gone through this scenario before. What Pro have you played before? Who is he? Yeah, you played a nobody who knew how to wavedash. Good job. Get *****.
We've been playing vs randoms like you (who haven't even played vs a real pro or in a real tournament) for years, and we have taken their money everytime. You haven't ever played a real pro. So, it's quite simple.
We've been through this before. You haven't.
The rest of what you said is just a bunch of bull**** about how i need to go to texas to prove myself. I've been to texas several times. And I have yet to see you at any of these major tournaments. I don't need to prove myself to some guy named Sora in texas.
Yeah, I think ur the one who needs to prove himself to an entire gaming community after talking so much crap. Good luck.
Quit changing rules. Pay FLT his freakin money already! Get it over with. Ur done.
Now I'm just waiting for you to come in with some BS excuse about how you won't be able to play for 70 cuz ur friend wont spot you unless he gets in on it.
Typical...
Oh i dont know if you guys saw it or not. But i did say me and flt would still go one on one, so that you guys would see it too, so if we did the team thing , our one on one was still going to happen. i just wanted the munny part to be the two on two. so nova wont be to upset when i get trashed. So get it now ? I mean are we on the same page here ?Sora! I have a few announcements!
You will totally **** FLT and have 70 bucks! With that money, you should:
MM my Peach, since you don't lose to them. We can even do Hyrule to make it fun. >=)
MM me in a Link ditto, since you are one of the best Links in the world.
And then Wes and I can MM you and your friend in teams.
LOLOLOLZ. So do it.
But first, you totally need to stop trying to back out of your 1v1 with Wes. You agreed to it already, so don't try to change the bet. Doing such a thing would make you a total scrub, undeserving of any respect whatsoever, and you've done a fine job in proving that you definitely aren't that type of guy.
Wes: You got Smash for your birthday? LOLOLZ lame, were you like 12 then? I got Smash for my brother's birthday. >=)
Cool dude we can do it when ever you come, no prob. but i agree with the " put up or shut up thing". i mean im trash talking with everyone, its mostly fun thats why i do it. ^ ^ but yea luin should be gratefull. his lame *** forum would have died out at page 7 if it wasent for me. evryone knows im the main reason everyone is posting here. i say 7 because of the 1 or 2 posts he gets from people every 5 to 6 pages. Luin your forum is more like 98% percent Sora/noob, 2.2 peccent "7 habits bull****". Stop kidding yourself luin. no ones believe in that bs.LOL sora is officially a n00b.... he quoted me! ME!!!!
but seriously,
Sora, simply shut up....
put up or shut up.
And don't be going like "(oh this guys in cali, i'll never see him) MM me then and i'll show you blah blah blah blah blah"
i'll be in texas in december. so if you want to play me, i'll gladly play you
Hmm its ok. you seem like a noobie basher. Luin its not really fun pissing you off. because your not really good at bashing or trash talking. And i type to as long as people can read it fairly well. And it seems like they can so, its no problem for me.Sora, if the next thing you post is stupid I'm putting on my front page:
"DISREGARD SORA KEYBLADE MASTER THE BOY WHO FITS THE STEREOTYPICAL NOOB"
Mmkay? Got it? I join the rest of the group because I gave you 3 chances to be humble. Now you just piss me off. Negative Rep Sora KeyBlade Master, for he, is a gay.
Like it that way pe.nis? Hmm? Want me to ridicule you even more?
Your vocabulary and sentence structure is sickening.
The topics you oh so believe to be relevant make you look stupid.
I can't wait to have your little egocentric mind ****ed up.
You wanna know why I don't want you to feel left out? Because when you get owned, you will probably feel like running the hot tub water and slitting the wrists. You've never been so wrong in your life.
You are stuck within the egocentric path of childhood, typically those aged around 3 or 4. No one's opinion exists outside of your head, and all you can truly believe is yourself.
Grow up. Be a man.
--Lunin
Like that better Sora?
Hmm.. i believe me and my friends test that out. the fire fox beat most u+ Bs, if you didnt know, thats what i was talking about. since gets the same amount of distance no matter what direction he goes sorta gives him the title, we'll its just my opinon, dont take it to heart. i believe the next up+b is game in watch.i havent posted here in a while but man are you stupid. fox does not have the best recovery. not even in terms of distance. jigglypuff and samus easily beat fox in distance. if you are talking about up b distance, then ice climbers beat fox's.
ok then, i sorta figured thats when you were coming anyway.Sora -
This is a subtle issue but I have been mistaking "October 10th" for "October 7th." The 1vs.1 $70 money match will go down on the first Saturday of October, which is October 7th. Sorry if this caused any confusion.
thats all i was trying to do.. diehard fans so quick to jump to conclusion.Well whatever. How about the bet just stays 1-on-1 then. I don't know how many people are coming but I would like to fight all of you. I'm guessing you won't mind since you'll already be here. I would just like to see were I stand against some of the top smash players in the U.S.
And also I know Sora isn't trying to back out. Its' just I'm putting in on some of the money so he felt it wasn't fair to me if i didn't even get to fight.
The irony is just too much.ill have better chances of haveing a typical debate a rock.
I take it all back. Such brilliant witticism could only come from the mind of a master. Hugo will bear the scars of that ownage for the rest of his days.* sarcasim* dude, gimme a break. lol
SoraKeyblade Master said:lol dude ur dum ive been ot 15 tornamints. and ppl all say the same. thing ur juts a die-hard fan lol dude whatever man lo
Ok i was going to do that anyway. I trolled like that once already. its ez. thats perfect, but the stages thing. i thought we were gonna do the turns things. that way everyone can pick the level they want to play at. it seems most fair that way.what on earth. i am not participating in the battle. it is Tree vs you, 1 vs 1
that was the original money match. you can't change it to 2 v 2.
if you want an ADDITIONAL 2 v 2 money match, you can money match tree and Xelic.
once again, it is a 1 v 1 Tree vs you for $70.
then, if you want to do an additional 2 v 2 for money that's fine.
Edit:
So here will be the rules:
1. This is a 1 v 1 between you and tree for $70
2. All stages are on
3. No slob picks. Random stage each time.
4. No items
5. 6 stock
6. Best 3 of 5 rounds
one last thing...if the wager invovles flt quitting if he loses, then you have to do something if you lose as well (not just "run away" from smashboards forever). if you lose, you have to come onto smashboards and admit to everyone you were wrong.
I think that's a VERY lenient wager. nobody is even asking you to quit the game.
Dude, im black.something tells me sora is your stereotypical RED-NECK honky
sounds like mr. bush, except not as smart, and 3 times as thick headed
2v2 sounds good aftherwards. but no ones backing out. how do you keep comeing to this conclusion ?Oh man, pitiful. Sora go mow a couple lawns or come roof my apartment, I don't give a ****. You need to get your 70 dollars and play me 1v1. I am not driving to Waco for 35 bucks, what a joke.
Since you are going to win the match tell your mom to lend you the cash, you will return the money to her promptly after you get my 70.
If you want to play a 2v2 you can put up some of the 70 your going to win from the 1v1.
Smash noobs, backing out since December 3rd, 2001.
Zoso shut up already. did you every consider the point, that i could probably careless of what you have to say ? did you ever consider the fact, that i might of already thoughts this over. did you consider the fact thst ive went through this whole thing before, with people exactly like you ? saying the exact samethings ? did you stop to consider the possiblity that you're exactly like all those arrogant die-hard fans that think they know everything ? and just don't know it yet? Did you ever stop to think, man why am i asking this noobie this, i already know everything else. so i should know he didnt think about this pointless stuff that im asking him.The irony is just too much.
HugS has been to probably 30+ tournaments throughout the country. At any point, did you stop to consider that he just might know what he's talking about? That he wasn't just trashing you for no good reason? That he's been through this whole thing before with people exactly like you? At any point in this whole exchange, did you stop to consider the possiblity that you're exactly like all those arrogant noobs and just don't know it yet?
No, you didn't. You didn't because you're living in a bubble. It doesn't matter how many random tournaments you've won. Unless your attitude changes, you will always be a noob. Have fun getting ***** (assuming you don't back out, which I'm almost certain you will).
Also, stop trying to change the wager. It's just a simple money match. There's no need to complicate things with some stupid, WWF-style stipulations.
If you're as amazing as you say, you should have no problem beating Wes on his own terms. I don't see what the problem is.
I take it all back. Such brilliant witticism could only come from the mind of a master. Hugo will bear the scars of that ownage for the rest of his days.
Just to show that there's no hard feelings, I'll save you the trouble of responding. Based on observations culled from Sora's previous posts, I predict that his reply will look something like this:
Not something as carefree as a "dude,whatever". if you dont even know what an ownage reply is, then how would you even know of " brilliant witticism " ? Oh and your prediction is way off. your a perfect Example of a die-hard thinking he knows every thing. and brook is the perfect example of a peon backing you up. * nods someSorry but your 2 cents is not needed here i have Zoso as my personal bank account, if i wanted another cheap comment, ill just ask him.
Allowing the loser to pick the stage is a fundamental part of "slob pick" rules. You said you did not want slob pick rules in an earlier post.i thought we were gonna do the turns things. that way everyone can pick the level they want to play at. it seems most fair that way.
Maybe your not understanding with im trying to say. in the game rules you can place the stage selection, " Turns,random,loser,winner, ect " its doesnt matter who wins or who loses the. the stage selection will differ from, 1 to 2nd player each time. that way both partys can play on their disired stage. Were on the same page yet ? I was just trying to include nova i wasnt trying to change anything.Sora -
This will be the bet:
1 v 1 you vs flt for $70.
Next, 1 v 1 nova vs FLT for __ amount of money. This can be 0 (no money) if you wish.
Please do not try and change the funadmental wager. The wager is and always has been 1 v 1 you vs flt for $70, and it will remain that way.
We have been extremely lenient in the sense that we have allowed you to mold the in-game rules to whatever you want them to be.
Allowing the loser to pick the stage is a fundamental part of "slob pick" rules. You said you did not want slob pick rules in an earlier post.
So which is it? Do you want slob picks to be in effect or do you not want slob picks to be in effect?
I try my best dude lol. honestly i stop careing/listening to what everyone said on page 6 around when zoso jumped in. thats around when you said i stop listening to what everyone else was saying. Thats very true. then i merely started reading their comments and responded back, with something that would pissed them off, if you remember, my first post was like" blah blah, anyone whos came this fair in their career and still need something like this, to help thier game, cant call themselfs pros" afther that, jervas came in saying such n such, i need to prove meself.^ He said he wanted to set the stage select thingy to turns, that way you can all pick the stage or whatever.
BTW, I just read through this entire thread, because I wanted to know what all this Biz with Sora was about.
Jesus, does the smashboard's community have nothing better to do then argue with Sora all day?
I would have quit after the first couple replies where it was clear he wasn't listening.
I did think it was pretty funny where it was mentioned that Ken used to hustle pro's for 100$ easy and then win. = too funny.
Not that I think that's going to happen, but.
Sora you are the man. You really brightened up my day. = Not sarcasm.
Dude, im black.
Ok, well include nova in a free $0 match between him and flt.I was just trying to include nova i wasnt trying to change anything.
Sora you are a disgrace. I guess some people in this world are just stupid. Can't help it hm?Cool dude we can do it when ever you come, no prob. but i agree with the " put up or shut up thing". i mean im trash talking with everyone, its mostly fun thats why i do it. ^ ^ but yea luin should be gratefull. his lame *** forum would have died out at page 7 if it wasent for me. evryone knows im the main reason everyone is posting here. i say 7 because of the 1 or 2 posts he gets from people every 5 to 6 pages. Luin your forum is more like 98% percent Sora/noob, 2.2 peccent "7 habits bull****". Stop kidding yourself luin. no ones believe in that bs.
Lol. What, are you ten or something?? I thought "dude whatever" was bad, but you should probably just castrate yourself after that gem.Zoso shut up already.
I was asking if you'd considered any of those things to make a point. Use your head. You have players from across the country (not to mention Nihonjin, who is from Europe), all with innumerable years of experience under their belts, telling you that you're wrong. We're not talking about people from your tournaments in Texas; we're talking about internationally known players. Still, you remain belligerent and arrogant to the bitter end. It blows my mind. You've followed every convention of the textbook noob.Did you ever stop to think, man why am i asking this noobie this, i already know everything else. so i should know he didnt think about this pointless stuff that im asking him.
I never professed to know everything. I just know a scrub when I see one.No, you didn't. You didn't because you know everything else already.
There isn't any. That's precisely my point. All you did was make yourself look like an idiot.And also how do you see ownage in things like " Dude, whatever " weres the ownage in that ?
You aren't even fit to wipe Brookman's ***, nevermind address him directly.and brook is the perfect example of a peon backing you up.
Man, I've heard some whoppers in my day, but...i started thinking...
You hear that, guys? HE PLAYED YOU LIKE A BUNCH OF SAPS!hmm maybe if i keep posting here, sooner or later a high ranked player would challenge me, And sure enough one did.
Not only does it seem kinda racist, but no one even laughed at it. And did you just find some picture of a random white baby and photoshop it ? Not only does that black looks sorta pinkish, but his hands are white. some people try way to hard to be funny -.-
Well... all i can say is dont worry, flt wont lose. Im just some random kid afther all, And 2 that has allways been the agreement. from the begining, Hmm.. i dunno, i never even met the guy,i mean i never heard of him untill this forum, so its nothing personal if thats what your thinking.This thread has been amusing...and very time consuming, lol. But anyways, I had thought the whole "FLT quiting smash if he loses" wasnt gonna happen. But i think sora recently brought it up again and dcx agreed if sora told everyone he was wrong or whatever????? Perhaps i'm wrong...please dont do that... why would you want FLT to quit smash, sora?
sora, please dont ask for that...I'm positive FLT will win, but still...just incase anything happens, that would be horrible...
it's not a good thing to bet. PLEASE dont bet that, Wes
perhaps I'm wrong and this wasnt gonna happen anyways...but that's what i thought.
You dont even have controll over your own forum, but yet, im the disgrace ? your a disgrace to smashboards as whole, letting some random kid/noobie take over your forum. all you can do is to ask people to ignore me, i mean even the people that have respect for you wont listen to your simply command. cant help it hmm ?Sora you are a disgrace. I guess some people in this world are just stupid. Can't help it hm?
Did you ever consider yourself to be the die-hard fan? Or even, the noob? Did you ever consider yourself to be the wrong one? Don't give me a 1000 word response, its too much of a strain to my eyes (due to it being utterly stupid), just give me a Yes Or No answer.
"Did you ever consider yourself wrong?"
"No"
Or are you too stupid to do that?
Thanks
1. why do you multi quote several difrent things from the same post ? when you could quote just the whole thing by itself ? Im just curious, its seems like a waste of time, but i guess you have some deeper meaning of doing it. and you mistunderstand the "shut up already" man do you what annoying is ? At first i talked trash with you to waste time untill the challenge showed up. now its seems like your stalking me. it seems like you just cant get enough of me. like i said before if you seen the noobie secnario before, why do you keep posting the same old tired messages. jerevas was the only smart one. obviously he thought i was the typical noobie and someone would come and put me in my place, and left it alone, man he might be a die-hard fan, but atleast he was smart one. He went on ahead to move on with his life, and do other stuff.Lol. What, are you ten or something?? I thought "dude whatever" was bad, but you should probably just castrate yourself after that gem.
I was asking if you'd considered any of those things to make a point. Use your head. You have players from across the country (not to mention Nihonjin, who is from Europe), all with innumerable years of experience under their belts, telling you that you're wrong. We're not talking about people from your tournaments in Texas; we're talking about internationally known players. Still, you remain belligerent and arrogant to the bitter end. It blows my mind. You've followed every convention of the textbook noob.
I never professed to know everything. I just know a scrub when I see one.
There isn't any. That's precisely my point. All you did was make yourself look like an idiot.
You aren't even fit to wipe Brookman's ***, nevermind address him directly.
I'm amazed that you even know what a "peon" is.
Man, I've heard some whoppers in my day, but...
You hear that, guys? HE PLAYED YOU LIKE A BUNCH OF SAPS!
Sora gets to lose seventy bucks and look like an idiot in front of thousands of people. We get to sit around, watch him get his *** handed to him, and have a few good laughs in the process. ****, he must be some kind of mastermind. I know I never could've conceived such an ingenious plan.
Actually I got it from ytmnd <_< and if you taking anything online serious you need help. <.<Not only does it seem kinda racist, but no one even laughed at it. And did you just find some picture of a random white baby and photoshop it ? Not only does that black looks sorta pinkish, but his hands are white. some people try way to hard to be funny -.-
This entire forum has been nothing but a joke for me, everyone is just serious about everything that goes on, theres nothing here ive taken seriously, and i havent lost sleep over anything thats happen here. im just saying you shoud know where to draw the line, im sure theres alot of other members of smashboards who might not take that lightly, Im sure if a moderator saw that, they would think the same thing.Actually I got it from ytmnd <_< and if you taking anything online serious you need help. <.<
It's just easier to address the stupidity bit by bit. There's just too much to take in all at once.1. why do you multi quote several difrent things from the same post ? when you could quote just the whole thing by itself ? Im just curious, its seems like a waste of time, but i guess you have some deeper meaning of doing it.
... Huh?man do you what annoying is ?
I'm taking a few minutes every few days to point out the blatant ignorance in your barely intelligible posts. That's not even close to stalking.now its seems like your stalking me.
It's fun to read your poorly written replies. Also, I guess I'm still naive enough to think that you'll actually listen to and comprehend what I have to say. It's okay, though. You'll understand after your match with FLT.like i said before if you seen the noobie secnario before, why do you keep posting the same old tired messages.
You have... how many posts? Fifty? How many of them were in this thead? How many of them were in any thread that isn't this one?most people come say what they think and leave, people like me
CLASSIC COMEBACK! What are you gonna come at me with next? "Takes one to know one?" "I know you are, but what am I?"Dude this leads me to believe that you really have no life, outside of smash boards. dont you have friends or something you can play with ? you keep posting to me like you want my attention are something. Dude seriously.. get a life. your own. Your childish antics grow tireing
I can see that your reading comprehension isn't quite up to par, so I'll take you through it slowly.2. I know they might be from all over the world, but what does that mean ? I should respect some unkown person over the internet, just because he's from another part of the country ? or because he's been through alot ? what are they, my elders ?
LOL!Dude,whatever unlike you i have a life.
MISSION...Dont waste your time responding back, as of now your going on the iggy list.
lol!!Wow rey, nice work! I agree with everything you've mentioned, and it all makes perfect sense too, those mental habits really do define a skilled player. i agree with gameangel in that smashers today tend to lean more towards their 'technical flashiness' sure, a guy can wavedash and lcancel perfectly all the time, but is it still considered skillful if u wavedash perfectly into my "FALCOOOOON PUUNNNNCHHH!'???? I think not =P
You hear that guys people might take things said on the internet seriously! OH SNAP!This entire forum has been nothing but a joke for me, everyone is just serious about everything that goes on, theres nothing here ive taken seriously, and i havent lost sleep over anything thats happen here. im just saying you shoud know where to draw the line, im sure theres alot of other members of smashboards who might not take that lightly, Im sure if a moderator saw that, they would think the same thing.
Ok then we can do tomorrow.