man SDR, i didn't want to call you out on the boards, but *** it
first, you (i'm attaching blame to you and solely you because nima, wasabi, and abyss (?) are cool people) invited too many people over WITHOUT TELLING ME which was annoying
second, that was the last time you will ever step foot in my house or i will ever voluntarily be in your presence again (such as a trip to norcal or such)
don't ever bother texting or calling me because i have changed your name to "you're a fool if you answer"
third, i have also vowed to myself to NEVER play you in friendlies ever again. i am going to do everything in my power (within reason) to prevent you from getting better, which mostly means i will never allow you to play me again. if i'm playing on friendlies, i will either get up and move to another station or (more likely) i will camp you for eight minutes by ledge stalling with sheik until the timer runs out
if i ever see you in a tournament match i will cheer so hard against you to make you choke (because you ALWAYS choke).
i will also do my best to spread the word about how big a douche you are, and until you change (never) i hope that others in socal will also refuse to play you in friendlies (mostly everyone hates you and i doubt ANYONE has fun playing your boring *** style so i doubt this will be too hard)
you still have no idea how hated you are, but that's okay. i'm not going to go out of my way to ruin your life, so don't start patting yourself on the back, but if it's ever convenient for me, i will do everything in my power. i can be the most spiteful son of a ***** in the world if you test me and i've been way too nice to you, so now you get to see the mean side of me
