Smashers and Fashion.

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

The harder part now is hiding the fact that you're gay from the rest of your family.

Don't worry, I know Rockin AND Junglefever, I'm set for that part.

 

[Lythium]

Glyph is clearly a top.

 

[Xiivi]

I have a high sense of fashion and style you see.

Wear the same pair of jeans like every day over and over. Until they have enough holes in them that I have to throw them out. Then start on the next pair that is like over a year old but I've never worn anyway.

Not too different with shirts, I like sort of alternate them. Sometimes. Not really though. Pretty much just wear them until they die. I have a lot of clothes that I haven't worn. They just kind of build up from like Christmas and such and I get around to them eventually. Same with shoes, I don't think there has ever been a time where I have actively worn more than one pair of shoes. Just wear them until they are garbage and die and then start wearing the next pair.

I think I'm good not actually having to buy clothes until like 2015 or something. I have a pretty good collection of untouched stuff. I generally just wait until someone points out that something looks like it has too much wear and tear to actually move on.

I like, might comb my hair if I feel like it? I shower and wash it daily, what more do you want.

I have a high sense of fashion and style as you can see.

 

[Jane]

as long as you bathe regularly/dont smell like ***, its all good.

 

[SSBMLahti]

I HAVE to stay fresh. I'm always buying new shirts/jeans, and they HAVE to look good, or else. Most of my money goes towards shoes though lmao! Which I clean every Sunday. Gotta stay fashionable and fresh to death.

I shave every second day, and I shave my area every Sunday. I'm telling you guys too much...I don't care. Of course I shower in the mornings and brush my teeth and use mouthwash when I wake up, and when I go to bed. I also use deodorant in the mornings, and use my sexy manly man cologne.

I could go on...but I don't want to embarrass myself any more.

 

[Chill]

supersleuth minimic already busted the case. im too lazy to use alts so a callout was inevitable.

I taught that punk everything he knows!

 

[Mini Mic]

It's true, he did. I'm happy to take the credit for it though.

 

[Staz]

UGH shaving is SUCH a hastle.

 

[eighteenspikes]

^^^ so true. I'd gladly switch with any of those babyface guys that can't grow facial hair to save their life. I'm extremely talented at facial hair growing and I don't like how I look with it so I'm doomed to constant shaving. whyyyyy

 

[Teran]

Laser your hair away permanently.

Also was a pretty good thread. You homosexual scum and your fashion.

 

[SSBMLahti]

You can try me on anyday babe/no homo

 

[SuperBowser]

I still wear clothes that are 10 years old.

So fashionable.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Yeah, I have a ton of old old shirts. I still wear my middle school gym shirt.

 

[Staz]

I think anyone can have clothes for A LONG TIME and pull off good style. I really don't get how some people shop so much when their closets are full.

 

[Kanelol]

If I wear a shirt more than twice I burn it and immediately buy one to replace it

I don't honestly care about fashion, but flannel is the most comfortable thing in the world. It just so happens that it also looks unconscionably good on me

 

[Staz]

turtle necks = DA BESS

 

[Evil Eye]

I'm a bouncer. I wear and dress however the hell I want. Alllll the time.

Careerwise I plan to be a cop, meaning I'm going to wear either a uniform (which exists outside the tryhard/dontry spectrum, I think) or whatever the hell I want. For the rest of my life.

I win and Dasty sucks

Goldie and Glyph and Pythag are mah boiz though

 

[Peeze]

I live in Florida, the only acceptable attire is board shorts and a tank. Unless you want to be formal.

Then it's cargo shorts and a tank.

 

[bertbusdriver]

i got a lot lazier about looking good when i got to college. no girls to woo in engineering classes i do make a decent effort to not be in a hoodie/tshirt + sweatpants/shorts most days though. sadly that already puts you well above average in college for a guy in america...

typically i look better than the average guy just by virtue of wearing stuff that fits and doesn't clash colorwise. (two biggest mistakes most people make. dark colors are a lot easier to not clash...) i wear skinny jeans. so do rockstars. besides, i'm a skinny guy. i look like i'm swimming in my own pants if i don't get slim/skinny fit pants.

the typical frat boy look really bothers me. same with hipsters. the best ladies love it classy

 

[Kanelol]

*****es love hipsters

 

[bertbusdriver]

*****es love hipsters

not as much as you think. compared to the typical smasher? yeah, chicks dig hipsters. i think it helps that a lot of hipsters come from wealthy families.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Hipster is such a nebulous and vague term that it means nothing to me. What does dressing like a hipster constitute?

 

[choknater]

i've been getting more into fitted stuff, hats, v-necks

i have never really been big on fashion, but over time i've learned the importance of looking good

usually, if the girl i'm interested expresses that she likes a certain style, i might gravitate towards it while still finding a way to stay myself. if i dont kno anything about fashion, i might as well do that right? hahah.

 

[Dodongo]

I'm a bouncer. I wear and dress however the hell I want. Alllll the time.

I always imagine that you look exactly like Julian. Glass in hand and everything.

 

[Kanelol]

Hipster is such a nebulous and vague term that it means nothing to me. What does dressing like a hipster constitute?

Dressing like a poor person, for the most part.

 

[choknater]

it's just the new style

lets see here

 

[Luigitoilet]

Hipster= Person I want to punch down a flight of stairs

 

[Pythag]

Hipster = modern witch hunt

If you are convicted of being one they're guilty, because all hipsters deny that they're hipsters.

 

[eighteenspikes]

it's a little different though, people back then were actually afraid of being cursed n ****. we dont care if you ride fixie one gears and drink PBR and listen to ****ty vinyls on your own time. if you LOOK like a hipster thats enough reason to not want your filthy *** around.

 

[Hydro_Smasher]

I wear shorts and some t shirt no matter what most of the time. But, nearly everything I have is black and white checkers; my vans shoes, my beanie (to keep my usually long hair in) my back pack which I bring my controllers and recording set up, my water bottle etc. Ask anyone 831 lol

 

[Jane]

hahahah... i dont think i'll ever understand the hipster hate phenomena

 

[Pythag]

I think it actually stems from the fact that people generally dislike super condescending/pretentious people. Hipsterism idolizes those traits in a roundabout way.

 

[Teran]

Look at me with my Mac!

Scum imo, Auschwitz should be reopened and have them be the new guests.

Oh my God Teran are you SERIOUS?

 

[Lythium]

Oh my God Teran are you SERIOUS?

I am so ironic, hurr durr.

 

[Pythag]

Scum imo
Oh my God Teran are you SERIOUS?

Good point
Vote : Hipsters

 

[Teran]

I'm all for that wagon.

Vote: Hipsters

Spoiler

I lol'd

 

[Steel]

the typical frat boy look really bothers me.

why does it bother you? lol

that's normally how I dress by the way. polos or front pocket shirts, khaki shorts, sperry's, maybe a nice hat, good to go.

good luck in those engineering classes though, some of my best friends here are engineers and i can tell how tough it is.

 

[Lythium]

Steel dresses like Avril Lavigne.

 

[Pythag]

Dang it. A sweet jacket that I bought on sale around Christmas time is on sale for even more now. C'est la vie.

 

[eighteenspikes]

jackets tend to be more expensive in winter, yes.