I've reached a state of pure tranquility. A nirvana borne from the hellish state this forum is burning in. I have achieved enlightenment from the trials given to us all.
Nothing is lost, nothing is delayed. We were never meant to get the direct last week. It was all a test, forced upon us by a higher power to evaluate us and discover our true potential. The next stage of human evolution is upon us, and with it we will know all that the universe has to offer. We can experience all that we desire. Your most wanted newcomer? They're in. Your life? Spent living in a perfect utopia. That girl you've got a crush on? She feels the same way about you.
Anything is possible with this transcendence. Please, brothers, join me, become enlightened with me. He is waiting for us, and it would be in our best interest to join Him soon.