Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Idon]

Here's something I thought about today.

What do the Smash invitations actually say?

Like in universe?

Do already existing members give new characters recommendations?


Are those who recommended them mentioned?


Like for example

recommends / and since he's one of the 12 what he says goes.

The invitations don't actually say anything.
When you touch one you're just automatically summoned into Smash.

 

[Zinith]

Here's something I thought about today.

What do the Smash invitations actually say?

Like in universe?

Do already existing members give new characters recommendations?


Are those who recommended them mentioned?


Like for example

recommends / and since he's one of the 12 what he says goes.

would probably recommend Birdo

Or Shy Guy just to torture the little guys...

 

[Bionichute]

would probably recommend Birdo

Or Shy Guy just to torture the little guys...

yoshi can't write. thats why he committed tax fraud

 

[Cutie Gwen]

we really need that january direct

You and me both buddy, but still.

That January Direct can't come soon enough.

The best part is all we'll get is Piranha Plant and Joker reminders and maybe some mii costumes

 

[CannonStreak]

The invitations don't actually say anything.
When you touch one you're just automatically summoned into Smash.

Maybe an invitation is not needed. Maybe Master Hand just summons you to Smash whether you are willing or not.

 

[osby]

Here's something I thought about today.

What do the Smash invitations actually say?

Like in universe?

Do already existing members give new characters recommendations?


Are those who recommended them mentioned?


Like for example

recommends / and since he's one of the 12 what he says goes.

Judging by Isabelle and Villager's reactions?

"JOIN SMASH OR DIE"

 

[Bionichute]

The best part is all we'll get is Piranha Plant and Joker reminders and maybe some mii costumes

you mean joker model and reminder

 

[CannonStreak]

Judging by Isabelle and Villager's reactions?

"JOIN SMASH OR DIE"

To me, some Smashers would probably say...

"Join the Smash Brothers!

We have cookies."

Maybe Kirby or Pacman would say that.

 

[LINK MAIN]

The invitations don't actually say anything.
When you touch one you're just automatically summoned into Smash.

If the characters are figures, at least in earlier installments, then wouldn't you touching the letter be like being taken out of the box? Lol

 

[Pakky]

To me, some Smashers would probably say...

"Join the Smash Brothers!

We have cookies."

Maybe Kirby or Pacman would say that.

Yes. Kirby's most likely would be a crayon drawing of his buddies.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

xD I honestly have no idea, but I see it like Roidley originated thanks to the OTHER M Universe' Feds screwing up their own experiments. Ridley, I feel he had parents at some point (probably it happened like with any reptile), but they are long LONG dead, either he killed them or someone killed them and he just doesn't remember that much of his origins to care.

When it comes about the romance deal, I see it like he doesn't know what it is until he meets Rosalina:
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Since she was the one that surprisingly gave him a second chance in life , and he has adored her ever since. He doesn't devide love into some sort of category (Romantic (with Rosa) or Fraternal (with Roidley), just love in general. (in my headcanon, that just like my Ridley Bros, my Catrin Ridley and this SHIP idea, started in 2014).


xD YAY!

Yeah, I wish my random headcanons were this creative but pfffffff

I leave for a couple of hours and return to find people posting seductive pictures of Smash Bros. characters.

Never change Smashboards. Never change.

We got some pretty good taste in handsome men, right old sport?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I just realized that if Doomguy is legit then we'll probably get fancomics of Link getting Ganondorf to go "Fool, I am the Demon King and I shall rule of Hyrule" before Doomguy runs after him cause no way they wouldn't make him an insanely mobile character

 

[Noipoi]

Here's something I thought about today.

What do the Smash invitations actually say?

Like in universe?

Do already existing members give new characters recommendations?


Are those who recommended them mentioned?


Like for example


recommends / and since he's one of the 12 what he says goes.

Because i'm a damn nerd.

Spoiler: Ridley's Letter.

Dear Ridley.

We've read your many, many letters and have decided to accept your request.

We firmly ask you DO NOT kill anyone.

Welcome to Smash, finally-Master Hand.

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Spoiler: K Rool's Letter

Dear King K. Rool.

We humbly request you come out of your decade long depressive episode to join Smash and do what you do best, antagonize the Kongs.

All the 90s kids would love to see you.

Hope to see you here-Master Hand.

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Spoiler: Incineroar's Letter

Dear Incineroar.

The Grinch has gone too far. We need your unique abilities to take him down.

If you need to take out Banjo, Isaac. Shadow, Chorus Kids, Mach Rider, and Geno in order to complete your mission, go ahead. But whatever you do,
do NOT attack Ken.

Give em' Hell-Master Hand.

 

[CannonStreak]

I just realized that if Doomguy is legit then we'll probably get fancomics of Link getting Ganondorf to go "Fool, I am the Demon King and I shall rule of Hyrule" before Doomguy runs after him cause no way they wouldn't make him an insanely mobile character

Good think it is Smash Bros. because otherwise, unless Doomguy had holy weapons, he could never finish Ganondorf/Ganon, since he could only be killed by such weapons, right?

 

[LINK MAIN]

I don't see anything wrong with adding the entire cast of Undertale to Smash, Sakurai just has to work a little bit harder

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Good think it is Smash Bros. because otherwise, unless Doomguy had holy weapons, he could never finish Ganondorf/Ganon, since he could only be killed by such weapons, right?

Honestly that'd be great for Doomguy, cause then he'd be able to fully go to town on him

 

[CannonStreak]

Because i'm a damn nerd.

Spoiler: Ridley's Letter.

Dear Ridley.

We've read you're many, many letters and have decided to accept your request.

We firmly ask you DO NOT kill anyone.

Welcome to Smash, finally-Master Hand.

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Spoiler: K Rool's Letter

Dear King K. Rool.

We humbly request you come out of your decade long depressive episode to join Smash and do what you do best, antagonize the Kongs.

All the 90s kids would love to see you.

Hope to see you here-Master Hand.

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Spoiler: Incineroar's Letter

Dear Incineroar.

The Grinch has gone too far. We need you're unique abilities to take him down.

If you need to take out Banjo, Isaac. Shadow, Chorus Kids, Mach Rider, and Geno in order to complete your mission ,go ahead. But whatever you do, do NOT attack Ken.

Give em' Hell-Master Hand.

Spoiler

LOL at Ridley's letter. Too bad he killed Mario and Megaman in his reveal trailer.

 

[Noipoi]

I don't see anything wrong with adding the entire cast of Undertale to Smash, Sakurai just has to work a little bit harder

Now you're speakin my language.

 

[CannonStreak]

Honestly that'd be great for Doomguy, cause then he'd be able to fully go to town on him

Huh? What do you mean by "go to town on him"?

 

[Zinith]

Spoiler: Yoshi's Letter

Dear Yoshi,

We've decided to invite you to the inaugural Smash event as one of the first 8.

We'll give you your own dining quarters due to you're, um, "gifts"

Welcome to Smash, Omnivore of the Year (he, I like that. Maybe we'll use that title later)

 

[Idon]

Huh? What do you mean by "go to town on him"?

It means "Beat him up."

 

[LINK MAIN]

Now you're speakin my language.

Everyone, even Jerry

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Because i'm a damn nerd.

Spoiler: Ridley's Letter.

Dear Ridley.

We've read you're many, many letters and have decided to accept your request.

We firmly ask you DO NOT kill anyone.

Welcome to Smash, finally-Master Hand.

-----------------------------------------

Spoiler: K Rool's Letter

Dear King K. Rool.

We humbly request you come out of your decade long depressive episode to join Smash and do what you do best, antagonize the Kongs.

All the 90s kids would love to see you.

Hope to see you here-Master Hand.

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Spoiler: Incineroar's Letter

Dear Incineroar.

The Grinch has gone too far. We need you're unique abilities to take him down.

If you need to take out Banjo, Isaac. Shadow, Chorus Kids, Mach Rider, and Geno in order to complete your mission ,go ahead. But whatever you do, do NOT attack Ken.

Give em' Hell-Master Hand.

Can we get a dedicated thread for drafting newcomer acceptance letters? This is gold right here.

btw it's your not you're

Honestly that'd be great for Doomguy, cause then he'd be able to fully go to town on him

I feel like Doomguy would beat Ganon/dorf so horribly that he would ultimately run. There's a fate worse than death, and that's not being able to die at the hands of Doomguy.

 

[ZephyrZ]

We've read you're many, many letters and have decided to accept your request.

I was confused by this line for a second before I realized that it's meant to say "your", so here I am, correcting you like some kind of know-it-all.

Just ignore that I mix up "to" and "too" all the time.

Edit: 'd

 

[CannonStreak]

Spoiler: Sonic's Letter

Dear Sonic,

After hearing so many requests from your fans, we have decided to add you into Smash Bros.

Just try not to run off the stage at full speed too many times.

See you soon, and I mean soon-Master Hand.

 

[LINK MAIN]

Why am I up this late tyring to think of jokes to get me likes, I need to practice Ultimate.

 

[Pakky]

Because i'm a damn nerd.

Spoiler: Ridley's Letter.

Dear Ridley.

We've read you're many, many letters and have decided to accept your request.

We firmly ask you DO NOT kill anyone.

Welcome to Smash, finally-Master Hand.

-----------------------------------------

Spoiler: K Rool's Letter

Dear King K. Rool.

We humbly request you come out of your decade long depressive episode to join Smash and do what you do best, antagonize the Kongs.

All the 90s kids would love to see you.

Hope to see you here-Master Hand.

-------------------------------------------

Spoiler: Incineroar's Letter

Dear Incineroar.

The Grinch has gone too far. We need you're unique abilities to take him down.

If you need to take out Banjo, Isaac. Shadow, Chorus Kids, Mach Rider, and Geno in order to complete your mission ,go ahead. But whatever you do, do NOT attack Ken.

Give em' Hell-Master Hand.

Spoiler: Joker's Letter

Dear Leader of the Phantom Thieves

Upon the stern request of your mother, we request that you join the ranks of video game history in SMASH

Please don't antagonize the females on staff- Master Hand

Spoiler: Piranha Plant

Dear Ms./Mr. Plant

Upon the request of your boss and your friend We humbly welcome you to SMASH.

We hope that this letter made out of the corpses of your relatives doesn't offend you- Master Hand

: I no has eyes :3

 

[AndreaAC]

How does that work? Comically serious with moments of foolishness?

It depends on the situation. It can be serious, from Ridley's part since he's the Lead, sometimes in between (from Ridley himself too), and rare "idiotic" impulses from Roidley (etc etc), which he can be only heard by Ridley inside his subconcious when fused, and when Silly One starts whining or starts going borderline annoying with his comments, Ridley would hit his head pretty hard with his tail to shut him up, causing confusion among others that have no idea why the heck he would randomly hit himself (None of the other fighters know about Roidley's existance. The encounters with him in the Smash 4 Era at the Pyrosphere, were a rarity, maybe once or twice, and they all forgot about).

I have developed the entire idea little by little, and with Ultimate, it grew a lot more.

Yeah, I wish my random headcanons were this creative but pfffffff

xD Oh come on, NSG, THEY CAN! But like I said before, it took me years (starting since 2006 with Ridley alone, and 2014 for the rest of the headcanons, and I am still making a lot more).

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Spoiler: Joker's Letter

Dear Waluigi Joker,

After hearing the massive fan demand for your inclusion, we have decided to reconsider and invite you to the Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Tournament.

We hope to see you soon - Master Hand

 

[Noipoi]

Can we get a dedicated thread for drafting newcomer acceptance letters? This is gold right here.

btw it's your not you're

I feel like Doomguy would beat Ganon/dorf so horribly that he would ultimately run. There's a fate worse than death, and that's not being able to die at the hands of Doomguy.

I was confused by this line for a second before I realized that it's meant to say "your", so here I am, correcting you like some kind of know-it-all.

Just ignore that I mix up "to" and "too" all the time.

Edit: 'd

How could I make such a rookie mistake?

Take this in return.

Spoiler: Daisy's Letter

Dear Daisy.

Over the past fourteen years you have sent us approximately 74,000 letters. Each with the words "HI I"M DAISY" written on them.

We don't know what they mean, but we think you want to join us.

Thanks to the creation of echo fighters, we now have a position for you.

Just please, STOP sending those letters. It's disturbing, We may have to assign you a therapist.

Seriously, stop-Master Hand.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Huh? What do you mean by "go to town on him"?

Doomguy has many, MANY tools to mutilate demons to the point it's pretty much canon that when demons scream at you, they're screaming in fear. A seemingly immortal demon would be the equivalent of a pizza slice that never ran out to him

Can we get a dedicated thread for drafting newcomer acceptance letters? This is gold right here.

btw it's your not you're

I feel like Doomguy would beat Ganon/dorf so horribly that he would ultimately run. There's a fate worse than death, and that's not being able to die at the hands of Doomguy.

Yeah but Ganon is slow as **** and would get tossed into the corner while we hear this before it fades to black

 

[Pakky]

Can we get a dedicated thread for drafting newcomer acceptance letters? This is gold right here.

btw it's your not you're

I feel like Doomguy would beat Ganon/dorf so horribly that he would ultimately run. There's a fate worse than death, and that's not being able to die at the hands of Doomguy.

DONE

https://smashboards.com/threads/smash-appectance-letter-thread.467421/

 

[CannonStreak]

Doomguy has many, MANY tools to mutilate demons to the point it's pretty much canon that when demons scream at you, they're screaming in fear. A seemingly immortal demon would be the equivalent of a pizza slice that never ran out to him

Makes since. After all, like you said, Doomguy has a lot of demon killing weapons. Ganondorf, you'd better run if Doomguy's in.

 

[osby]

Spoiler: Bayonetta's invitation

Dear Bayonetta,

Due to not a small fan demand, we contemplated about inviting you to Smash.

Apparently, we contemplated for too long and you just invited yourself and now Pit and his brother needs therapy.

Please keep in mind that we have children here - Master Hand

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Makes since. After all, like you said, Doomguy has a lot of demon killing weapons. Ganondorf, you'd better run if Doomguy's in.

Honestly this specific matchup is one of the reasons I want Doomguy the most. Probably because my vision for the character would be that Doomguy would be VERY frail but like top 5 fastest characters in the game as mobility is the most important thing for survival in Doom

 

[Pakky]

Spoiler: Bayonetta's invitation

Dear Bayonetta,

Spoiler: Bayonetta's invitation

Due to not a small fan demand, we contemplated about inviting you to Smash.

Apparently, we contemplated for too long and you just invited yourself and now Pit and his brother needs therapy.

Please keep in mind that we have children here - Master Hand

Goes directly to Skyworld and kills thousands.

Like doesn't even think about it just goes there.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Joker's Letter

Dear Waluigi Joker,

After hearing the massive fan demand for your inclusion, we have decided to reconsider and invite you to the Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Tournament.

We hope to see you soon - Master Hand

That implies Waluigi was even getting a letter.
Heh. Heh.

...I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!

 

[CannonStreak]

Spoiler: Captain Falcon's Letter

Dear Captain Falcon,

I am starting the first ever Smash Bros. tournament, and we would like for you to be one of our secret characters for the tournament.

You can always feel free to show your moves on stage.

So hurry and race on on-Master Hand.

 

[LINK MAIN]

who here has a SSBU switch (with the noice looking dock, obviously)

 

[CannonStreak]

Spoiler: Marth's Letter

Dear Marth,

In an experiment to spite the fans with sword fighters, we would like to ask you to join Smash Brothers and bring your sword to fight.

By Link and Mario's request, please don't steal Peach or Zelda from them.

Make sure to look like a pretty boy when you come-Master Hand.