Time to stop being analytical for just one moment and join in the fun.
PAPER MARIO IT'S BEEN OVER 4 YEARS. PLEASE COME HOME. LOVE YOU. YOU ALL KNOW I DO.
GENO I'VE WANTED YOU LOWKEY SO DAMN LONG BUT I GOT KICKED RIGHT BACK INTO HIGHKEY. CALL ME A BANDWAGONER BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
INCINEROAR I SEE YOU SO MUCH NOW BUT YOU WERE MY PIPE DREAM FROM DAY 1 I NEVER ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE IT OVER DECIDUEYE BUT YOU DID GOD DAMN IT AND I LOVE YOU GOOFY IDIOT SON.
SHADOW YOU EDGY BADASS YOU MADE UP A GREAT BIT OF MY CHILDHOOD AND I WANT YOU TO JOIN MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS EVER IN MY SOON-TO-BE FAVORITE GAME EVER.
BANDANA DEE YOU GOT LEFT BEHIND BUT I'LL NEVER STOP BELIEVING IN YOU LITTLE GUY
FUNKY KONG YOU'RE NOT JUST A "MEME" YOU'RE A LOVABLE, HILARIOUS, FUN CHARACTER WHO'S A DREAM TO HAVE IN. HANG IN THERE BUDDY
STEVE BRING MY CRINGE CHILDHOOD INTO SMASH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY WEIRD BLOCKY KING
There's some of my dreams. Impa, Jack Frost, a RH rep, Black Knight, Chibi-Robo and more like Urbosa ttoo, but there's my hard-hitters I can see at this point.