Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[MopedOfJustice]

There's something wrong with this roster. I'll give you a hint on what it is.
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(Sees only Dr. Coyle to the right)
I'm not sure if you realized, but it was definitively proven on this very thread that ARMS is an ensemble cast with no main character, so no one is more or less viable for representation, especially not Springman and I have no idea where you'd get the idea that the first character revealed, mario-ryu-style introductory design, posterchild for the series and protagonist who has an evil clone could be the main character.

 

[Fatmanonice]

I know Nintendo has driven this song into the ground already.

But get ready for this to be in the game somewhere. Double-y so if Pauline becomes a newcomer.

Still thinking about Pauline as a possible character. Kind of crapped on the idea of Rosalina being playable last time so I'm bracing myself for another possible Mario upset this time. Pauline with "hat tricks" from Odyssey and homages to the Mario vs DK games would probably work fairly well... Er, I don't suppose anyone here is a Pauline fan and actually thought this sort of thing out, have they?

 

[Deleted member]

I know it's hard to convey sarcasm through the internet but do you guys really think I'm that dumb?

Spoiler

I know it's Karl Marx who's missing between them, duh!

 

[Starcutter]

He is referring to the lack of the most deserving, iconic, popular and relevant character in Nintendo's history.

Wow, I can't believe he's missing Marie! Splatoon needs more characters, I agree.

 

[N3ON]

You were in the video, but it was when you and Swamp Sensei were bantering about Memory's Daisy obsession. I may do it, if only to bait him into commenting on the video should he ever see it, but most people on this thread are barely on speaking terms with him as is, so I ultimately decided to cut it.

I can add it back though, if you're okay with it

Well it's your video, so your call, but if I'm going to be shown only as someone teasing memoryman, which I think I only did for one... two posts, I wouldn't begrudge its cut, lol.

 

[MopedOfJustice]

I know it's hard to convey sarcasm through the internet but do you guys really think I'm that dumb?

Spoiler

I know it's Karl Marx who's missing between them, duh!

It's those filthy capitalists trying to keep us down. All character rosters are theft! Seize the means of game production!
The history of fighting games is the history of class struggle.

 

[Starcutter]

I know it's hard to convey sarcasm through the internet but do you guys really think I'm that dumb?

Spoiler

I know it's Karl Marx who's missing between them, duh!

I think it's that your original post was something a lot of people could have seen as a realistic comment, so people took it at 100% face value.

 

[Chandeelure]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

 

[T-Hell]

There's something wrong with this roster. I'll give you a hint on what it is.
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Holy **** wtf, I see what you're trying to say, he's got Metaknight and Dedede in the wrong order. How could you..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Missed the last 13 pages. Too lazy to go back.

What are we killing each other for speculating about?

 

[Starcutter]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

Oh!

uhhh...

"Ridley is in smash, I know it because I broke into sakurai's house and saw it written down on the back of his switch"

-A notable leaker, totally.


(please don't ban me its a joke)

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Missed the last 13 pages. Too lazy to go back.

What are we killing each other for speculating about?

I think transformations were the only important thing.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

I have a friend who knows a friend whose uncle once shook hands with Sakurai.

He told me Bandana Ridley is totally a thing.

 

[Radical Bones]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

Just go to /v/. There's literally always at least one there. I was reading some yesterday. They're fun but clearly fake.

 

[Fatmanonice]

Calling to the Night was in Brawl, so...

Every time I hear this music, I think of that one really depressing copypasta of "there was a final time that you and your childhood friends played outside together and none of you knew it as you went back inside that night." Kind of glad that Brawl and SSB4 had these kinds of musical curveballs though.

 

[geoluminescent]

Hm? Did somebody say "Karl Marx"?

 

[T-Hell]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

My girlfriend's cat works for Hal Laboratories and she said Bandana Dee is not even a trophy.

 

[Deleted member]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

According to my dad's cousin thrice removed who totally works at Nintendo, we will be getting the following characters:

K. Rool
Isaac
a Zelda newcomer
Snake, Wolf, and the Ice Climbers returning
solo Pyra
Ridley
Goku

Totally legit gaiz! My relative workz at Nintendo!

 

[Kirby Dragons]

I know it's hard to convey sarcasm through the internet but do you guys really think I'm that dumb?

Spoiler

I know it's Karl Marx who's missing between them, duh!

Uh, no. Obviously, I was talking about Bandana Waddle Dee, not Karl Marx. Don't be dumb.

 

[MopedOfJustice]

Hm? Did somebody say "Karl Marx"?

There is a specter haunting the Kirby series, the specter of poor localization choices.

 

[Starcutter]

According to my dad's cousin thrice removed who totally works at Nintendo, we will be getting the following characters:

K. Rool
Isaac
a Zelda newcomer
Snake, Wolf, and the Ice Climbers returning
solo Pyra
Ridley
Goku

Totally legit gaiz! My relative workz at Nintendo!

>Isaac
>Solo Pyra

Hah, good one.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Two words: Environmental Noises.

The one "song" I am happy to replace.

 

[Deleted member]

I miss the Ridley hype.

Quick, someone make another fake leak.

According to my dad's cousin's uncle's roommate, the newcomers are:
-Spring Man(Mega Man)
-Your OC from Sonic Forces
-Madame Broodal(Mario Odyssey)
-Octodad
-Barney
-Monika
-Isaac McDougal

All take Ganondorf's old moveset, Ganondorf is now a Marth clone.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The one "song" I am happy to replace.

But beating up other people while the sounds of nature can be heard is such a wonderful experience.

 

[MopedOfJustice]

All take Ganondorf's old moveset, Ganondorf is now a Marth clone.

He told me that, out of respect of the very important detail that Ganon stole his sword circumstantially from someone else, he's not just a Marth clone, he's actually using Falchion. Consequently, swordless Marth is now a Falcon clone.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

I can confirm that the following newcomers are the accurate leak of Smash Switch:

- Inkling
- Isabelle

And here's where **** gets crazy:

- A tub of butter.
- Dolly Parton
- Mr. Satan
- A half eaten BBQ chicken wing
- The ghost of Freddie Mercury
- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama's Arms
- The song Africa by Toto
- King K. Rool
- The wheelchair kid from Glee
- Stewie Griffin
- Ridley

and finally the last newcomer will come out as release day DLC and will be a Chihuahua with Rabies.

You're welcome.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

- A half eaten BBQ chicken wing

I'd legit main that.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

According to my dad's cousin thrice removed who totally works at Nintendo, we will be getting the following characters:

K. Rool
Isaac
a Zelda newcomer
Snake, Wolf, and the Ice Climbers returning
solo Pyra
Ridley
Goku

Totally legit gaiz! My relative workz at Nintendo!

As someone who hates Rex but adores Pyra I'd take Solo Pyra.

Rex is like a necessary evil to me.

 

[Deleted member]

- A half eaten BBQ chicken wing

About ****ing time

I'd legit main that.

I see you are a man of taste as well

 

[Retroend]

guys can we talk about something else? i feel like we're not getting anywhere with you guys pretending to have leaks.

 

[Starcutter]

I can confirm that the following newcomers are the accurate leak of Smash Switch:

- Inkling
- Isabelle

And here's where **** gets crazy:

- A tub of butter.
- Dolly Parton
- Mr. Satan
- A half eaten BBQ chicken wing
- The ghost of Freddie Mercury
- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama's Arms
- The song Africa by Toto
- King K. Rool
- The wheelchair kid from Glee
- Stewie Griffin
- Ridley

and finally the last newcomer will come out as release day DLC and will be a Chihuahua with Rabies.

You're welcome.

I'm glad we are finally getting Nintendogs characters. Too bad it had to be DLC...

 

[Tree Gelbman]

About ****ing time

I see you are a man of taste as well

Wait until you see it's final smash which floods the stage with ranch sauce or blue cheese sauce at random.

The probability and damage mechanic involved is insane.

 

[Hinata]

guys can we talk about something else? i feel like we're not getting anywhere with you guys pretending to have leaks.

Too bad we have literally nothing else to talk about. You can only get so far with a single trailer that only shows Smash Bros stuff in the last 10 seconds.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait until you see it's final smash which floods the stage with ranch sauce or blue cheese sauce at random.

The probability and damage mechanic involved is insane.

Is there a rare hot sauce version?

 

[Deleted member]

guys can we talk about something else? i feel like we're not getting anywhere with you guys pretending to have leaks.

No one here is pretending though. It's legit info.

Wait until you see it's final smash which floods the stage with ranch sauce or blue cheese sauce at random.

The probability and damage mechanic involved is insane.

I couldn't ask for anything else. God, I am so maining half eaten BBQ chicken wing.

 

[papagenos]

I can confirm that the following newcomers are the accurate leak of Smash Switch:

- Inkling
- Isabelle

And here's where **** gets crazy:

- A tub of butter.
- Dolly Parton
- Mr. Satan
- A half eaten BBQ chicken wing
- The ghost of Freddie Mercury
- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama's Arms
- The song Africa by Toto
- King K. Rool
- The wheelchair kid from Glee
- Stewie Griffin
- Ridley

and finally the last newcomer will come out as release day DLC and will be a Chihuahua with Rabies.

You're welcome.

I swear to god if dolly parton is another clone I'm gonna be so mad at sakurai

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Is there a rare hot sauce version?

From what I hear there is indeed a 3 percent chance that it will happen.

Sakurai found it too powerful to be any more re-occurring than that. It sends the rest of the roster regardless of their weight flying off even if they have zero damage.

 

[Fatmanonice]

I know close to nothing about Xenoblade 2. Cure me of my ignorance: how would Rex play differently than Shulk?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

You were in the video, but it was when you and Swamp Sensei were bantering about Memory's Daisy obsession. I may do it, if only to bait him into commenting on the video should he ever see it, but most people on this thread are barely on speaking terms with him as is, so I ultimately decided to cut it.

I can add it back though, if you're okay with it

Comments are one thing, but a video is something much more.

I'd cut it.

 

[Starcutter]

GUYS, what do you think are the chances are getting a character from...

uh...

yeah this one seems pretty good.

ZELDA 2

.....I think Error might have a shot?