Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Grizzexploder]

it's still not enough

there has been TOO MUCH Twilight Princess Zelda hentai with her boring resting stitch face

it's time for some actual expressive ahegao in my zelda hentai

 

[ZephyrZ]

Yo we talking about hot video game characters? Well the bar is already set pretty high because of , but I can think of one character who could outdo them.

Edit: Ah dang my super clever and original joke got 'd by like 4 minutes.

 

[JacobLeBeauOFFICIAL]

Can we just rename this to General chat and Ultimate plz

 

[Nekoo]

I 100% promise you, Katalina does not need help from Smash to get porn of her, despite being one of the less popular girls for the subject

it's still not enough

See, this is the kind of healthy debate and speculation we need.
Y'all alright in my book.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Can we just rename this to General chat and Ultimate plz

"Video Game Waifus (feat. Smash Ultimate)"

 

[Grizzexploder]

Yo we talking about hot video game characters? Well the bar is already set pretty high because of , but I can think of one character who could outdo them.

it's just mii gunner wearing chibi-robo's remains
so it's like chibi robo with lady parts

 

[ClaTheBae]

there has been TOO MUCH Twilight Princess Zelda hentai with her boring resting stitch face

it's time for some actual ahegao and happy expressions

I would say something about the demographic of this game juxtaposed to what we're talking about but kids are so aware of sexual stuff nowadays that it's probably not anything new to them

 

[Noipoi]

Jesus Christ this thread is going places

 

[T3Z3R1]

Can we just rename this to General chat and Ultimate plz

nah we can rename it to ****post general because there's almost no discussion on news regarading ultimate since everyhing has been revealed about ultimate in final smash direct

 

[Grizzexploder]

exhibit B: PALUTENA

You would not believe your eyes when 10 million PALUTENA HENTAI
Lit up the world as she got in smash

seriously, pre-smash, there were only like 5 doujins on her

 

[LetterO]

Man, remember when we all considered Skull Kid to be a lock back during the times of the chairs and no boxes or grinches in sight? Good times.

 

[Pyra]

Jesus Christ this thread is going places

it's not as fun because my buzz is wearing off so i might slip into the shadows yet again

 

[Double K]

Also on the minor subject of Granblue, there are a fwe characters who I personally would rather have over her.

Notably, Sarasa, Rosetta, Silva, Yuel, Vira, Cagliostro for girls,

and for boys Sandal Phone, Reinhardtzar, Albert, Siete, Six, BARAwa, Eugen, Rackam

and honestly, Gran/Djeeta, with Lyria summoning Proto Bahamut as the FS

 

[Grizzexploder]

Man, remember when we all considered Skull Kid to be a lock back during the times of the chairs and no boxes or grinches in sight? Good times.

haha remember when we thought shadow and isaac were gonna be fighters because they weren't instantly deconfirmed in the past few smash directs

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Shroob]

Man, remember when we all considered Skull Kid to be a lock back during the times of the chairs and no boxes or grinches in sight? Good times.

You say 'good times'.


I say............ no. Please, no more. No more chairs. Never again.

 

[Graizen]

Guys , look.
Simon and Richter can destroy projectiles with the Whip.

https://twitter.com/theSirToasty/status/1061686290356297729

 

[TheCJBrine]

Fem. Corrin- uh I mean Hi guys!

 

[Polan]

Yo, the mods are about to have a field day on this forum.

mods looking at this thread

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

exhibit B: PALUTENA

You would not believe your eyes when 10 million PALUTENA HENTAI
Lit up the world as she got in smash

seriously, pre-smash, there were only like 5 doujins on her

Since Katalina is also supposed to be a "mommy" character, do you think she will try to steal Pit from Palutena?

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

You say 'good times'.


I say............ no. Please, no more. No more chairs. Never again.

I can't even look at a chair without thinking, "Why is this not a playable character in Smash?"

 

[Pyra]

Guys , look.
Simon and Richter can destroy projectiles with the Whip.

https://twitter.com/theSirToasty/status/1061686290356297729

That's neat actually :0

 

[Double K]

Since Katalina is also supposed to be a "mommy" character, do you think she will try to steal Pit from Palutena?

Katalina is an onee-sama! She's only 24!

...

Oh god, I'm gonna be oldr than KAtalina

 

[ZephyrZ]

haha remember when we thought shadow and isaac were gonna be fighters because they weren't instantly deconfirmed in the past few smash directs

hahahahahahahaha

You'd think Isaac fans at least would have learned their lesson from Smash 4. Then again most people didn't seem to have their hopes that high until the Grinch came along.

 

[Noipoi]

mods looking at this thread

Why is this meme so funny???

 

[ClaTheBae]

Guys , look.
Simon and Richter can destroy projectiles with the Whip.

https://twitter.com/theSirToasty/status/1061686290356297729

Frame 12 F-tilt might as well shield it

 

[T3Z3R1]

Man, remember when we all considered Skull Kid to be a lock back during the times of the chairs and no boxes or grinches in sight? Good times.

remember when we went those mental torture circus due to some pixels compression on the banner that was "leaked"
yeah ****ing good time, is it right?

 

[Pyra]

We're 7 pages away......

 

[Noipoi]

You'd think Isaac fans at least would have learned their lesson from Smash 4. Then again most people didn't seem to have their hopes that high until the Grinch came along.

We were content to accept our Kencineroar fate, until The Grinch nation attacked.

 

[Grizzexploder]

You'd think Isaac fans at least would have learned their lesson from Smash 4. Then again most people didn't seem to have their hopes that high until the Grinch came along.

well at least he exists in smash again
throwback time when he got entirely removed from smash 4 for some reason
imagine thinking they removed him to make him dlc
but he wasn't
and he was literally just deleted from existence

 

[Double K]

What if the new Square rep is just Yoko Taro

not from a Yoko TAro game, but literally Yoko Taro?

 

[Iridium]

You'd think Isaac fans at least would have learned their lesson from Smash 4. Then again most people didn't seem to have their hopes that high until the Grinch came along.

I just love how Shadow was quite literally safe until the end, and then got swept under the rug just like Ashley with a brief deconfirmation. His fans had it so rough.

 

[Kingslime304]

Guys , look.
Simon and Richter can destroy projectiles with the Whip.

https://twitter.com/theSirToasty/status/1061686290356297729

*Chuckles* I knew I made the right choice.

 

[JacobLeBeauOFFICIAL]

Man, remember when we all considered Skull Kid to be a lock back during the times of the chairs and no boxes or grinches in sight? Good times.

I remember when people thought shadow and isaac were locks too...and when people DIDN'T believe steve could get in.

 

[ClaTheBae]

ok so like what was the point of the trailer being uploaded in reverse on nintendo's youtube channel

 

[ChronoBound]

Now for the final skit I had planned for the three newcomers unveiled during the last Direct. This one deals with how Pirahna Plant became a newcomer.

Spoiler: Massive skit regarding how Pirahna Plant got into Smash Bros.

That concludes all the skits I had planned. Hopefully, they endeared these last three newcomer that were unveiled for Ultimate a bit more to you.

 

[Ivander]

Since Katalina is also supposed to be a "mommy" character, do you think she will try to steal Pit from Palutena?

Nah, it'll be Corrin from Camilla. Or Luma from Rosalina.

 

[ZephyrZ]

Since Katalina is also supposed to be a "mommy" character, do you think she will try to steal Pit from Palutena?

Katalina is an onee-sama! She's only 24!

...

Oh god, I'm gonna be oldr than KAtalina

When someone fetishizes sisterhood, I normally just assume they don't have an actual sister to demonstrate to them how not-hot actually having a sister is, so I normally just cringe and brush it off.

But most people do have moms, so I have no idea what to think of that. Just...yikes.

Edit: Accidently quoted a wrong post.

 

[Grizzexploder]

I just love how Shadow was quite literally safe until the end, and then got swept under the rug just like Ashley with a brief deconfirmation. His fans had it so rough.

either way they would have it rough, with mr shadow the hedgehog guaranteed to be an echo fighter

MONKEY'S PAW:
ASSIST TROPHY
or
ECHO FIGHTER where he has no chaos attacks/teleport and just has 2 spin dashes like Sonic

 

[Double K]

Now for the final skit I had planned for the three newcomers unveiled during the last Direct.

tl;dr

When someone fetishizes sisterhood, I normally just assume they don't have an actual sister to demonstrate to them how not-hot actually having a sister is, so I normally just cringe and brush it off.

But most people do have moms, so I have no idea what to think of that. Just...yikes.

Katalina is called Onee-sama by the game's resident lesbian yandere, Vira Lillie

She literally calls her 'onee-sama~' when fawning over her

 

[Noipoi]

Now for the final skit I had planned for the three newcomers unveiled during the last Direct. This one deals with how Pirahna Plant became a newcomer.

Spoiler: Massive skit regarding how Pirahna Plant got into Smash Bros.

That concludes all the skits I had planned. Hopefully, they endeared these last three newcomer that were unveiled for Ultimate a bit more to you.

That's not a skit, that's a novel.
I'm just joking man this is cool