Alright. Shoutout time.
First off, Alex - MAH DUDE! I mean, what can I say? I came back to NYC for this and it was **** worth it. Get at your pool. Get at your Pekingese. Get at your mom and your family for making non-basic sausages and burgers and all that jazz. Get at your bee-nest. Get at your pool table and the stuff on it protect felt from TVs. Get at your mom and papa going around and cleaning up cans all the time. Get at your permission to let me use the bathroom. Get at your tent that took the manpower of five smashers to put up in all of three seconds. GET AT YOU!!!
ZRO - My dude, bathing in fuccking rainstorm. Too good. Sorry I didn't call today about bubbletea, but my commute to get home was so hectic that because I stopped to get bubbletea (and their credit card reader not working >_<), I barely got to my train on time. Also. TEAM BEEP FROM DEEP ALL DAI!
D1 - You took a fattie. Didn't play Falco all day until like ten with me in teams? Holy Snickers. Though I will get at your dirty games with Peach. And your brother for getting left behind when everyone left. You're too good, son. It was good seeing you.
Rockin - Word? Your Meta-Knight's mad annoying. Get at Ganon dittoes.
Luck - We were doing okay in teams. Sorry for getting kinda tight after crew battles, but you know I don't ever get tight unless its for a good reason. Which leads me to...
Beast - I'm not one to usually john on Olimar, but I could have beaten your Snake. I mean, I've never seen a bad Snake ever, but your Snake was mad annoying. Uptilt for the muthafucckin' loss, my dude. >_> Overall, though, a mad good crew battle, as the rainstorm definitely was God's reaction to the whole thing.
Ritz - You took a fattie. Ganon dittoes. Also, you're so much whiter than I could have ever possibly imagined. Zim called me black and called you half-Hispanic, and that was considered posthumous. Dayum.
Crismas - We like... hardly saw each other. Sadface. Hugs, though.
Ph.D - Son was diving at people in Nana Popo. He was like... "Popo?" SPPPLLLASSSHHH!!!
Ron - We need ROB dittoes. Or really any matches that aren't aganst your Pika.
Dark.Pch - I'm not scared of Peaches. Well, not really. I can handle it.
Randall - ... (No response)
Randall - ... (No response)
NinjaLink - You suck for not answering to Randall (which, by the way, IS the name of the Support Ghost). You're an ******* with Diddy's Up+B cancel. Who does that ****? Also you suck for not ever playing me.
Vanz - Sorry you felt like you were gonna die. But my Sonic was doing okay against your Diddy! And get at mad Raoul / PT matches at like 8AM.
I fight for my Grandma aka Logic or... however you spell it - It's LEMON LIME WOLF. Blackanese called him Diet Wolf. So that makes his full name DIET LEMON LIME WOLF RAOUL O'DONNELL. Who looks German, but carries a machete on his blaster.
DJ - This is all I have to say to you:
Jashy - Modesty Mindgames Volume One: Never Admit Your Character Is Anything But Garbage.
Swift - Good **** with the crew battle.
Reno - You're fatter than I thought.
Jumpman - Put a **** shirt on, son! I don't think you had a shirt on at any time after the pool was open for like ten minutes.
C4 - I hate your Snake too.
Eli - I love you but I hate your Wario so god**** much.
Leo - You took a fattie. That was fun.
Special Shoutout to Tony Slicemaker, the hidden fifth member of the Starfox crew.
And another to Sakurai, whom I blame for causing me to trip on Alex's pool.
Blackaneseaneseaneseanese - You took a fattie. I cannot talk that doodoo that you do so well.
Fab - Seen you for the first time since like... the first Shinfest. Your Ness is still a beast.
Xivk - You took a fattie. Thanks for letting me stay and all that. Those hotdogs weren't bad for microwavable. And thanks for making getting home from DJ's much harder than it has to be. Which leads me to my special shoutout...
Khanti and Godot - Oh. Em. Gee. I swear to God riding in that truck last night with the scraping hardbody and the random ghetto biitches yelling at us and all seventeen of the ambulances we saw and the dude with the chicken legs magically appearing in two different places... I don't think I've ever been more scared for my life in history. That was truly the worst driving experience of my life. But... CHIMIFRITANGAS ALL DAI, MAMI!
Anyone who didn't get a shoutout... well, you're just not coming to mind, but I do love you all! This was an event for the ages.