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Smash Confessions
- Thread starter Battlecow
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asianaussie
Smash Hero
it's also bloody suss
#strictasianparents
#strictasianparents
Sensei
Smash Lord
I got 99 problems but a ***** aint one.
Start button is my enemy.
I've recently realized I'm probably 2nd best in the US.
Start button is my enemy.
I've recently realized I'm probably 2nd best in the US.
Motivate others to come out and prove me otherwise 
clubbadubba
Smash Master
- Joined
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money on Star King over both of them if keyboard becomes legal for some stupid reason
KnitePhox
Smash Lord
im tellin you guys...i can make a keyboard controller....its really easy just need a keyboard and hori controller to dissect, and about 35$ in parts
quite expensive but it can be done....
brb messaging killer
quite expensive but it can be done....
brb messaging killer
SSB64-Jel
Smash Lord
I got 99 problems but a ***** aint one.
Start button is my enemy.
I've recently realized I'm probably 2nd best in the US.
Motivate others to come out and prove me otherwise
They are about even for 2ed best for US and we all know who 1st is but let us think who 3ed could be?
WOTG
Banned via Warnings
This seems to be more of a boast my ego, talk trash thread... I'll post my real confessions.
- I only like to play people who are good (by my definition, people who are some sort of a challenge; people I can't effortlessly beat)
- Don't ultimately care for winning or losing, just a game, more important things in life.
- That said, I get the thrill out of (friendly) competition. My rage and trashtalk is just me enjoying the thrill, so stop taking it so seriously, chumps.
- That includes johns too, I just speak my mind often, I'm not actually trying to find excuses because I dislike losing. So stop feeling ego-hurt just because I said my hand hurts.
- Truthfully, I only sometimes genuinely get frustrated when I feel like I can't play my best due to some sort of issue, usually outside of the game, at myself.
- I don't like playing people that are unfriendly, usually with bad attitudes/egos. I usually try to avoid these people. They're just not fun to play to me.
- I also sometimes (not always) can be impatient/intolerant of annoying playstyles. I mean my motto is simple, if you're not having fun, then don't play (that person).
- I like to play aggressive, because that's the fun way to play.
- I often get disappointed/bored of good players who have basic techskill.
- I often do try to be creative, but do value the motto (lol battlecow) of play to win.
- I mess up a lot, and generally have a sloppy playstyle.
- I'm awful at fighting games, only decent at SSB64 because I play it too much. I think the reason I suck at fighting games, is mainly because I seem to be not very good at consistently pressing buttons. :|
- I actually think I understand this game better than most people, and usually know what people are going to do most the time. My main issue is that my hands/fingers can't keep up and react as fast as my mind. In fact, they're actually in severe pain most the time. :/
- I play every character, and find them all fun. Kirby is the only character that's boring to me.
- Fox is my favorite character. He's the most fun to me. Then probably Yoshi after that.
- Luigi is my favorite teams character.
- I have no main, never did. Saw no reason for a main, just play whoever you felt like. I wish people would stop asking. However though. if I ever made it official, it'd probably be Luigi.
- I don't have the money or transportation just to go play a video game with people (I.E. go to tournaments), so stop asking. -____-
- About my personality, I'm a nice guy, but where and how I was raised, I'm black, and we don give a ***.
- I also suffer from specific disorders, those are my own problems I have to deal with, don't think of me any higher or less because of them, just treat me like any other respectable human being.
- And last I can think of, I have no particular issue with most people in the community, I usually only like to associate myself with stuff I care about, and it seems most people here care about stuff I don't... So it's whatever.
Uh, wow, that was longer than I intended.
- I only like to play people who are good (by my definition, people who are some sort of a challenge; people I can't effortlessly beat)
- Don't ultimately care for winning or losing, just a game, more important things in life.
- That said, I get the thrill out of (friendly) competition. My rage and trashtalk is just me enjoying the thrill, so stop taking it so seriously, chumps.
- That includes johns too, I just speak my mind often, I'm not actually trying to find excuses because I dislike losing. So stop feeling ego-hurt just because I said my hand hurts.
- Truthfully, I only sometimes genuinely get frustrated when I feel like I can't play my best due to some sort of issue, usually outside of the game, at myself.
- I don't like playing people that are unfriendly, usually with bad attitudes/egos. I usually try to avoid these people. They're just not fun to play to me.
- I also sometimes (not always) can be impatient/intolerant of annoying playstyles. I mean my motto is simple, if you're not having fun, then don't play (that person).
- I like to play aggressive, because that's the fun way to play.
- I often get disappointed/bored of good players who have basic techskill.
- I often do try to be creative, but do value the motto (lol battlecow) of play to win.
- I mess up a lot, and generally have a sloppy playstyle.
- I'm awful at fighting games, only decent at SSB64 because I play it too much. I think the reason I suck at fighting games, is mainly because I seem to be not very good at consistently pressing buttons. :|
- I actually think I understand this game better than most people, and usually know what people are going to do most the time. My main issue is that my hands/fingers can't keep up and react as fast as my mind. In fact, they're actually in severe pain most the time. :/
- I play every character, and find them all fun. Kirby is the only character that's boring to me.
- Fox is my favorite character. He's the most fun to me. Then probably Yoshi after that.
- Luigi is my favorite teams character.
- I have no main, never did. Saw no reason for a main, just play whoever you felt like. I wish people would stop asking. However though. if I ever made it official, it'd probably be Luigi.
- I don't have the money or transportation just to go play a video game with people (I.E. go to tournaments), so stop asking. -____-
- About my personality, I'm a nice guy, but where and how I was raised, I'm black, and we don give a ***.
- I also suffer from specific disorders, those are my own problems I have to deal with, don't think of me any higher or less because of them, just treat me like any other respectable human being.
- And last I can think of, I have no particular issue with most people in the community, I usually only like to associate myself with stuff I care about, and it seems most people here care about stuff I don't... So it's whatever.
Uh, wow, that was longer than I intended.
clubbadubba
Smash Master
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don't you ****ING DAREim tellin you guys...i can make a keyboard controller....its really easy just need a keyboard and hori controller to dissect, and about 35$ in parts
quite expensive but it can be done....
brb messaging killer
asianaussie
Smash Hero
knitephox i will commission one (handsomely), shipping to aus included
clubbadubba
Smash Master
- Joined
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aa how tall are you?
-I never play in training mode.
- I feel Im very good at recovering with DK
- My mindgames is Much better than my tech skill. Therefore I play even with more tecnichal players.
- I really enjoy playing half the cast, the rest not so much.
-I get annoyed when people spam startbutton if I won the previous match, So I cant switch caracther.
-I play too aggro, only mario can I play defensive.
-I prefer teams over singles.
-I hate playing and playing agaisnt falcon.
-I like kirby after watching kikoushi
- I feel Im very good at recovering with DK
- My mindgames is Much better than my tech skill. Therefore I play even with more tecnichal players.
- I really enjoy playing half the cast, the rest not so much.
-I get annoyed when people spam startbutton if I won the previous match, So I cant switch caracther.
-I play too aggro, only mario can I play defensive.
-I prefer teams over singles.
-I hate playing and playing agaisnt falcon.
-I like kirby after watching kikoushi
asianaussie
Smash Hero
176cm
i had a lengthy conversation today about how im very broad (for an asian) and slouch due to a bad back, so i look a lot shorter than i am
i had a lengthy conversation today about how im very broad (for an asian) and slouch due to a bad back, so i look a lot shorter than i am
clubbadubba
Smash Master
- Joined
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okay thanks. I'm commissioning a coffin for you (handsomely), shipping to aus included.
#nokeyboardsonconsole
#nokeyboardsonconsole
asianaussie
Smash Hero
im 53-54cm at the shoulders, make sure you take that into account, also i would prefer mahogany lined with a solid wood (marble fine too as long as it isn't too heavy, plastic is a no-go)
if i use it as a coffee table it'll make for a great conversation starter
if i use it as a coffee table it'll make for a great conversation starter
clubbadubba
Smash Master
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"Where'd you get that coffee table?"
"Oh some guy in America threatened to kill me if I commissioned someone to make a keyboard adapter for an N64"
lol
"Oh some guy in America threatened to kill me if I commissioned someone to make a keyboard adapter for an N64"
lol
asianaussie
Smash Hero
"And I'm pretty sure he looks like Aladdin. Y'know, the arab dude from the disney movie."
K guys this thread is pretty open ended BUT just so you know:
A confession in the sense it's used here is like something bad or something you're ashamed of or something. "I'm way better than all of you," "I'm really good at X," or "I hate gay playstyles and I'm proud of it" are not confessions, they're just things you think about yourself. We all, myself included, love to stroke our ****s in front of the rest of the 64 section and ferociously defend ourselves, but don't put it in the form of a confession.
Near I confess that you're a delusional ****wad and that no one has ever loved you. Doesn't quite work, does it?
A confession in the sense it's used here is like something bad or something you're ashamed of or something. "I'm way better than all of you," "I'm really good at X," or "I hate gay playstyles and I'm proud of it" are not confessions, they're just things you think about yourself. We all, myself included, love to stroke our ****s in front of the rest of the 64 section and ferociously defend ourselves, but don't put it in the form of a confession.
Near I confess that you're a delusional ****wad and that no one has ever loved you. Doesn't quite work, does it?
The Star King
Smash Hero
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you said it way later than you should've Battlecow ;P
TANK64
Smash Lord
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Also, about the Sensei thing, yeah I think that you still have to consider the great fake smashers if they ever leave their caves (StarKing, Frogles) or didn't RETIRE (A$).
I would put Kefit with like Sheer (and Banze? oh wait, not 'merican). I don't see those peeps losing a majority to anyone lower than the Sensei/SK/Frogles group. hmmm
Opinions?... I mean, stay on topic.
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Back on topic,
-- I will never accept kb as legit.
SuPeRbOoM
Smash Master
what a ridiculous statement
Sensei
Smash Lord
I consider my statement as a confession as I usually don't boast and used to consider myself 'humble', but that **** doesn't matter. I want those cave dwellers to come out. Plus at my prime in fake smash, I did well against them, though I acknowledge they mostl likely improved since then. But that still doesn't really matter because fake smash /= real smash.
Anyway, I apologize for slightly derailing the thread. I know those kind of 'topics' don't last long in these forums.
Here's another confession, I am not as good in fake smash as I used to be, which I don't mind.
Anyway, I apologize for slightly derailing the thread. I know those kind of 'topics' don't last long in these forums.
Here's another confession, I am not as good in fake smash as I used to be, which I don't mind.
KnitePhox
Smash Lord
if you're serious, look for a mechanical keybaord with cherry mx switches that you like (at a local store preferably so you can try the FEEL of each available kind of switch, i personally have mx browns and i thoroughly enjoy the feel everyday
especially playing stepmania :drools:
become a kb pro here
pm when you know which one you prefer!
so pumped to make one
i hate playing vs keyboard DI but i LOVE working on projects, modding, etc. waaaaay more than i even like ssb, any game or the internet in general.
btw, 3 OCs gunna be made soon with a VIDEO TUTORIAL (based from 1 of them obvs) on how i do it; which they either will be for sale (depending on if people want to buy them) to smashboards ppl first, then ebay OR save them for teams tournies
ontopic...
-i sandbag way too much, even when i shouldn't, dunno y exactly
-i don't enjoy teaming with people who don't pass in appropriate situations, yet i rarely don't pass myself
-don't actually practice much
WOTG
Banned via Warnings
Yawn, just another thread 'bout gone to ****.
Oh and Battlecow, did I make a good contribution? What do you think was unnecessary?
Oh and Battlecow, did I make a good contribution? What do you think was unnecessary?
asianaussie
Smash Hero
knite can i get a ballpark for the eventual cost? not gonna have a huge amount of time for smash these next few years
-I lost against Yoshi Players.
-I can't use a controller, my hands sucks.
-I'm gay but a lot of people know it
-I don't dress like a woman
-I never kissed a woman
-I only kissed a man
-I love using Samus against everybody.
-I love singing, my bathroom can tell that.
-I don't like using memes too much
-I ****ing love the word ''no''
-I dream to live with a partner in a house.
-Smashboards is like heroin for me.
-I don't like playing gay.
-Maybe im talking too much now.
-I can use whistle register
-I can't talk with dogs.
-Money is my nemesis.
-no
-I can't use a controller, my hands sucks.
-I'm gay but a lot of people know it
-I don't dress like a woman
-I never kissed a woman
-I only kissed a man
-I love using Samus against everybody.
-I love singing, my bathroom can tell that.
-I don't like using memes too much
-I ****ing love the word ''no''
-I dream to live with a partner in a house.
-Smashboards is like heroin for me.
-I don't like playing gay.
-Maybe im talking too much now.
-I can use whistle register
-I can't talk with dogs.
-Money is my nemesis.
-no
Cobrevolution
Smash Master
i can talk with cats
confession: i think kefit going to the bathroom for ten minutes in the middle of his set with nintendude at apex was a realllll **** move. mike had the momentum going into the third match and kefit probably knew he could disrupt that and maybe distract him a bit or something to that effect.
confession: i think kefit going to the bathroom for ten minutes in the middle of his set with nintendude at apex was a realllll **** move. mike had the momentum going into the third match and kefit probably knew he could disrupt that and maybe distract him a bit or something to that effect.
I mean, I love learning about you guys (and the KEFIT CALLOUTS), but "I like this, I hate that, here's some stuff about me" isn't confessionz. I guess it's still cool as long as it doesn't degenerate into straight bragging
a good confession you had was like "I'm bad at fighting games," a bad one was like "I understand this game better than most people the only reason I lose is because my fingers blah blah blah."
Jnatty
Smash Rookie
Im literally incredible at this game.
WOTG
Banned via Warnings
lol I didn't even literally say that, nor did I mean it like that, I was saying I don't got the potential to be a really high level for mainly that reason...
SSBPete
Smash Lord
ive kept this one secret for a while and kinnda ashamed of it, but here goes...
ive lost to aa before
ive lost to aa before
asianaussie
Smash Hero
im laughing pretty hard right now
pete only lost to me because he didn't expect me to use hookshot like 8 times in a row
pete only lost to me because he didn't expect me to use hookshot like 8 times in a row
mixa
Banned via Warnings
- I was never on smashboards back in the day because I thought the site was confusing and ugly.
- so I ignored the US smash scene for quite a long time. I shouldn't have.
- I main'd Falcon ('cuz Falcon is best) but now I use Fox because I feel I can emulate Melee better with him.
- I dislike watching smash64 videos. I also play this as a substitute for Melee.
- I do not have a good Kirby or Pikachu in my pocket for emergencies.
- I completely changed my input set some months ago, inspired by Star King or someone with the ergonomic idea.
- "Confession" threads are generally bad but this one was fun to read so I'm posting too.
- so I ignored the US smash scene for quite a long time. I shouldn't have.
- I main'd Falcon ('cuz Falcon is best) but now I use Fox because I feel I can emulate Melee better with him.
- I dislike watching smash64 videos. I also play this as a substitute for Melee.
- I do not have a good Kirby or Pikachu in my pocket for emergencies.
- I completely changed my input set some months ago, inspired by Star King or someone with the ergonomic idea.
- "Confession" threads are generally bad but this one was fun to read so I'm posting too.