Smash Confessions

[ballin4life]

says the falcon/fox player LOL

non pika/kirby tournies would be much, much less diverse WRT character. Falcon/fox ball much harder on mid tiers than pika/kirby do on fox/falcon

I strongly disagree.


Also here's a confession - my new thoughts on the tier list GIVEN the current ruleset:

Spoiler

SS
Pika

S
Kirby

A
Falcon
Fox (S tier on Hyrule tho)

B
Yoshi
Mario

C (not as confident on this tier but w/e)
Ness
Jiggs
DK
Luigi
Samus
Link (B tier on Hyrule tho)

 

[asianaussie]

staying on-topic is for weak brawl threads

i honestly think yoshi handles high-tiers better than mario

yoshi gets beaten by ness or something, that's why he's lower

 

[prisonchild]

confession: I know how to adjust to a matchup but usually don't because i'm stubborn in my ways

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Hm…

Stranded is my little brother.
I want Ness to be my best character again.
The reason I don’t upload videos is because I’m insecure with the way I play.
I don’t find Kirby “cheap” by any means and actually consider him one of my favorite characters.
I lose to level 9s way too often... lol like once a month or so. Lololol.
I really hate playing online. I will never ever be a kaillera regular.
I probably have the worst DI out of every member of the ssb community.
I think a lot of you guys are way too quick to assume that an unheard of player is a bad player.
I thoroughly believe that I will be the best ssb player in the world one day. My biggest fear in this game is that Isai will retire before I surpass him.

Also, I’m probably going to start posting again.

 

[kys]

Kero, I think what you have done with your group of friends has never really happened before...a group that thought they were really good, found out they weren't, and THEN went into secrecy and applied themselves. It's kinda weird. But maybe that's why you think we are too quick to assume an unheard of player is a bad player? History tells us otherwise.

Ballin' you are crazy.

Yoshi should be higher than Mario on the tier list. Has much better matchups with Pika and Fox. Falcon is close (Mario very slightly), and Kirby is more in Mario's favor. Head to head goes to Yoshi imo.

Top of the tier list imo:

Pika

Fox
Kirby

Falcon
Yoshi

Mario

 

[Channighan]

Hm…

Stranded is my little brother.
I want Ness to be my best character again.
The reason I don’t upload videos is because I’m insecure with the way I play.
I don’t find Kirby “cheap” or “gay” by any means and actually consider him one of my favorite characters.
I lose to level 9s way too often... lol like once a month or so. Lololol.
I really hate playing online. I will never ever be a kaillera regular.
I probably have the worst DI out of every member of the ssb community.
I think a lot of you guys are way too quick to assume that an unheard of player is a bad player.
I thoroughly believe that I will be the best ssb player in the world one day. My biggest fear in this game is that Isai will retire before I surpass him.

Also, I’m probably going to start posting again.

Social thread 2.0.

-at first, I honestly thought something was wrong with TANK for being obsessed with TS.

 

[clubbadubba]

this has become "i confess that this is how I think the current tier list should be"

 

[Battlecow]

Hm…

Stranded is my little brother.

No **** lol

two dago wop guinea punks that greasy from two different families? I don't think so

/racist

yeah guys it's not "confessing" to say that you think yoshi's better than mario

 

[weedwack]

ever since the server switch, the activity indicators to the left of threads dont turn grey after i view the thread. This makes me view the same threads over and over.

battlecow is my favorite poster but least favorite smash player.

the scene isn't as competitive as i thought it was before going to apex. Only a handful of very good players.

I often wish i had chosen to develop a more useful skill with all the time i've spent on this game.

I don't like people who play kirby. As human beings.

My involvement with the competitive community is the result of a series of eerily unlikely events.

 

[Han Solo]

Stranded is MY little brother.

 

[Komotonoto]

Stranded is MY little brother.

So after all those years you left ur bro Stranded stranded? D:

 

[KeroKeroppi]

No **** lol

two dago wop guinea punks that greasy from two different families? I don't think so

/racist

You're just jealous of how handsome we are. Go hide your redneck insecurities behind that silly hillbilly hat of yours.

Spoiler

That hat will be mine one day. I guarantee it.

Stranded is MY little brother.

He certainly acts like it. He's been obsessed with shines ever since you guys played at Apex.

 

[Han Solo]

Make him get an account here, if he doesn't have one already. We will discuss Shine Theory.

 

[Yobolight]

Big Confession:
I no longer really consider myself a Ness main.

@Han Solo
Stranded has an account it is here http://www.smashboards.com/member.php?u=216595.

 

[KeroKeroppi]

@Han Solo
Stranded has an account it is here http://www.smashboards.com/member.php?u=216595.

Stranded likes the idea of not having an account.
He made the Hyuuga account for the sole purpose of telling you that he wasn't actually my little brother. (He wanted Stranded to be known as my little brother, not his random alt Hyuuga)

As far as I know, he as no intentions of ever making a real account or using Hyuuga ever again.

 

[Battlecow]

battlecow is my favorite poster but least favorite smash player.

ouch

I'm gonna chalk that one up to my invincibility against ness

 

[weedwack]

ha, those games were probably the least fun ive had playing smash.

 

[Rlarge]

-I think I am better at this game than I probably am (beat everyone i know)
-About halfway through some matches i start forgetting to Z-cancel
-I main as link because bombs and boomerangs are fun

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

accidental double post.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Sometimes i go to training mode and put the dummy on 'evade' and pretend i'm playing battlecow

OH HAH, best confession, really tempted to sig


-I am commonly on Smashboards but rarely on Kailera due to connection issues though I generally do not care about said connection issues. I've played in everything from 1 frame to 15 and I can enjoy almost every connection

-Similarly, I find that if people know I lag or I state that I lag and they continue playing, and afterwards then complain, I tend to dislike them and not play them as often if I can.

-I prefer people who don't want to play me over these people.
​

-If they just laugh it off or say nothing, they are by far the only people I enjoy on Kailera
​

-I complain of others camping, but I play campy in certain matchups (loljiggs/pikachu/kirby)
-I think Congo is a bad stage and that Peach's Castle should be the 3rd neutral. I find the stage to be boring and not necessary and I find it odd that we know nothing about the matchups on said stage as it is so rarely played
-I honestly only dislike facing Kirby because I have to camp vs. said character, not due to matchups or due to the u-tilt. I like playing aggro. I actually like bad Kirby users as I can play aggro and win.
-I find it obnoxious when people complain about Killer's DI as it is not THAT broken. The only person who's KB DI was so excessive it was annoying imo was PD outside of when I jokingly experimenting with macros a few years ago.
-I generally dislike the general competitive attitude regarding KB players as the KB online scene in many ways have kept this community alive as it gets people into 64.
-I never found Smasherx74 to be annoying and I can generally tolerate everyone online regardless of their opinions.
-I enjoy arguing with theorycrafters
-I always think of getting an adapter but I simply do not care enough about almost everything

In terms of general smash/offline
-I originally ignored 64 tournaments due to social awkwardness and I don't avoid melee tournaments as I know a good majority of the community
-I find brawl fun and would play it competitively if MK was banned, only because I find the matchup to be not fun, not due to him being broken. My other dislike is their community and that really prevents me from playing
-I prefer melee over 64 but I prefer the 64 community,
-Melee practically saved me during late high school/early college, won't post anything else regarding this

 

[Battlecow]

-I think I am better at this game than I probably am (beat everyone i know)

You've already completed the first step

Weedwack--sucks to suck, I guess.

 

[TANK64]

I thoroughly believe that I will be the best ssb player in the world one day.

I honestly feel the same way .

But there only can be ONE .

I remember when I became good in a year ;___; . The good old initial improvement...

Actually jk, I got a lot better this year too.

But still not good enough... lol.

The hardest part is ahead of us. The REALLY good peeps.

Look forward to playing you soon. I now regret not playing you enough lol.

-at first, I honestly thought something was wrong with TANK for being obsessed with TS.

wtf lol

the scene isn't as competitive as i thought it was before going to apex. Only a handful of very good players.

Wut...

 

[weedwack]

Do you think i suck bcow?

@TANK, i was hoping to be one of the worst players there. Obviously there were tons of insanely good players at apex, but I was bummed at how quickly the skill level dropped off after the first 30 or so players.

 

[Cobrevolution]

-Melee practically saved me during high school, won't post anything else regarding this

why even bother writing something like this if you aren't going to explain it? it's obviously going to arouse suspicion and curiosity, ya know. it's a confession thread, not a spill your guts thread.

 

[Smelly Cat]

i am THEBEST

 

[Battlecow]

Do you think i suck bcow?

If you don't realize how fun it is to get bthrown off of dreamland five times in a row

then yes

you suck

not at smash

but as a person

 

[SSBPete]

- i really enjoy camping and even watching campy games if the players are good i.e. boom vs isai, genesis
- ill shdl camp in friendlies if i want to win, which is most of the time

 

[asianaussie]

oh, so you're the reason emmi is no fun to play (in anything except falcon dittos and link vs not-fox)

 

[The Star King]

^ur just mad she's a superior asianaussie

 

[asianaussie]

link is more fun than falcon or fox anyway

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

why even bother writing something like this if you aren't going to explain it? it's obviously going to arouse suspicion and curiosity, ya know. it's a confession thread, not a spill your guts thread.

because I decided to post that. Think about it if you want.

 

[jimmyjoe]

Hm…

Stranded is my little brother..

Putting 2+2 together here and I'm gonna make a guess that you are the player named Tyrant on your lil brothers YouTube channel. The fact that you confessed you're self-conscious of having videos of you up supports this theory..

 

[mikeduncan23]

I've never practiced in Training Mode, I probably should.
I think Battlecow is only good at gimping
After watching Apex JamieHR impressed me the most

 

[Yobolight]

Putting 2+2 together here and I'm gonna make a guess that you are the player named Tyrant on your lil brothers YouTube channel. The fact that you confessed you're self-conscious of having videos of you up supports this theory..

False, Tyrant = Maliki.

 

[Battlecow]

I've never practiced in Training Mode, I probably should.
I think Battlecow is only good at gimping

sad thing is I'm not particularly good at gimping

 

[The Star King]

Battlecow's main strength is finding a simple way to be anti-metagame fairly successfully

IMO

 

[Han Solo]

I don't like fake smash.

People who only use keyboard sicken me.

 

[XKCP]

People who only use keyboard sicken me.

Sounds like a bunch of masochism to me. +1

 

[Battlecow]

Battlecow's main strength is finding a simple way to be anti-metagame fairly successfully

IMO

Well thanks SK

That made me feel all fuzzy inside

I realize it wasn't even a compliment

but still

 

[M!nt]

I don't like fake smash.

People who only use keyboard sicken me.

why because they pwn you? jajajajaa