I don't know how fast Samus' attacks are but if it's slower than 1 second, he could just Super Jump.
None of Samus' weapons are slower than one second. In the video where it showed Samus acquiring the Darkburst and then using it, the charge and blast didn't even take 1 second to fire. Firearms have what you would call a muzzle velocity. This is simply the speed at which a projectile leaves the muzzle of a gun. The FN P90, for example, if a 5.7 x 28 mm cartridge called the SS90 is used, has the muzzle velocity of 1,901 mph (2,789 ft/s; 850 m/s). That is between Mach 2.4 and Mach 2.5. Other weapons have a greater muzzle velocity. None of the beams Samus fires is too slow, except for maybe the Ice Beam.
Technically, if she misses all his attacks, or misses enough since there are a lot of close calls Mario can stop time, can't he just take her suit off?
And assuming the quote I got was right, Samus can't hit him as well.
It is not possible to remove Samus' armor without her own volition. Anything else, and you would need perhaps some laser technology going on. Consider what went on when Samus was unconscious because of the X parasites. And let's say that Samus is using the Speed Booster. How will Mario affect Samus if time is frozen?
So, removing Samus' suit would be as hard as removing her second skin. Plus, she's invincible, so I don't think you'd be able to damage her 'second skin'.
I think you're taking "second skin" a bit literally. The Iron Man armor is a second skin to Tony Stark. The Mjolnir is a second skin to Master Chief. Another term is "powered exoskeleton."
If it's part of her body, how could she have changed out of her suit? I remember seeing a picture of her without her helmet. and at the end of the early Metroid, she gets naked/wears a bikini right?
There is a spiritual connection with the powered armor. Using the Power Suit also take a lot of mental strength. This was answered in a Q&A with Yoshio Sakamoto, co-creator of Metroid. This is why when Samus defeats Mother Brain and escapes planet Zebes, her armor comes off. After her encounter with the Spirit of Ordeal, Samus is re-energized and puts the Power Suit back on.
Crashing in Zero Mission canceled it out fully
See just above this quote for the explanation, according to Yoshio Sakamoto, co-creator of the Metroid series. He has been involved in Metroid, Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion, Metroid: Zero Mission. He will also be involved with Metroid: Other M.
Metroid Prime 1 bomb thing somehow ****ed her
This is a trope called Bag of Spilling. This is a trope that occurs in various games. This is shown especially in Super Metroid, where while Samus had the Varia Suit in Metroid 2: Return of Samus, she took the Metroid larva to Ceres Station, and in the introduction of Super Metroid, it shows Samus in her Power Suit. She also begins with the Power Suit, but no Missiles, Morph Ball, or anything else. Not even one of the various beam weapons from planet SR388. Metroid 2: Return of Samus and Super Metroid are connected together, in that there is no huge gap in time. Of course, gamers would have it easy in Super Metroid if they began with a number of the items they had previously in Metroid 2: Return of Samus.
Metroid Prime 2 getting **** by the Ing somehow ****ed her
Metroid Prime 3 she was out cold for more than one week...
Bag of Spilling. Strangely, Samus still has the Morph Ball and Varia Suit after this event. Why is that, I wonder?
Super Metroid Mother Brain disabled her movement systems/weapons with a good hit from a beam cannon
Mother Brain was using a hyper beam, the one that Samus used against Mother Brain once she had been fully restored.
Metroid Fusion's Omega Metroid was going to eat her after clawing her
Perhaps a plot mechanic, perhaps not. One thing is for certain. That 20 Energy Tank reduced to 1 Energy Unit becomes 1 Energy Tank per swipe when Samus acquires the SA-X. Talk about extreme defense.
As for asking where I am at or what I am doing, I am sitting back here. I think a number of you are doing a fine job.