Smash Back Room Weekly Character Discussions! FINAL UPDATES: Ness + Lucas. All done!!

[Demon Kirby]

Jigglypuff.

 

[Onxy]

Well I'm not sure if they are going to review the PT's pokemon separtely, but we know that Squirtle is the manliest character. C'mon, you all know it...

 

[Sakki]

Jigglypuff or Kirby, nothing quite says manly like a pink puffball.

 

[KingK]

This has been mentioned, but I think it ought to be reiterated.

The fact that Mario won some website's "Manliest Game Hero" award (or something like that) pretty much seals the deal for me on this one.

The hint seems stupid, vague, subjective, and frankly pointless unless they were looking for somebody to find that particular list and see that Mario was voted #1.

#14 is Mario.

 

[MiraiGen]

**** it, this hint is actually hard, because I can't tell if they're joking or not.

Mario or Ike if its not sarcastic. Jigglypuff or Kirby if it is.

EDIT: Shiek. Has to be Shiek. That would be the funniest answer.

 

[:034:]

Ganondorf.

...wait.

 

[waks]

Mario or Captain Falcon

 

[Mewtario]

lucario is a wolf.

Wolf is a wolf, Lucario is a jackal

People keep screwing up what canine species Lucario is!

Also, I say it's Captain Falcon.

 

[GamerGuitarist7]

Wow this is ********.

There's no way it ISN'T Captain Falcon. Anyone who thinks its another character obviously hasn't been around on these boards very long.

 

[Evilpenguin]

I would LOVE for it to not be Captain Falcon... maybe it would shut up some of the obnoxious fanboys.

But with that said, it's probably CF.

 

[Mattnumbers]

Either its not a joke and its captain falcon, or it is and its someone else.

 

[GoForkUrself]

Did no one read my explanation on why it is Ness?
Clearly it is him.

 

[Tristan_win]

I'm sadden of the lack of Captain Falcon answers on this page

When the hell are they going to do Sheik?

 

[Amide]

If you don't think it's Captain Falcon, something is seriously messed up.

 

[smaci92]

lol snake i think

 

[MK26]

I have another theory, thought its not nearly as cool as my last one. Maybe Panda intentionally put a typo in the hint, and its not manLIEST, but manLEAST, meaning the character that is the least like a man and has the least amount on men.

First-off, this clearly disqualifies Ike. Sorry fanboys.

Removing characters that have already been said:

Bowser
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Fox
Ice Climbers
Jigglypuff
Kirby
Lucario
Lucas
Luigi
Mario
Marth
Ness
Peach
Pikachu
Pikmin & Olimar
Pit
Pokemon Trainer
Squirtle
Ivysaur
Charizard
Sheik
Sonic the Hedgehog
Wario
Yoshi
Zero Suit Samus

The 'real' first hint would leave us with the females and the Pokemon:

Jigglypuff
Peach: has a man, so does not have the least amount of men
Pikachu: close enough
Squirtle
Ivysaur: close enough
Charizard: close enough
Sheik: technically has a man
Zero Suit Samus

So that leaves us with Jigglypuff, Squirtle, and Zamus.
Of the three, Zamus is clearly the least questionable in her manLEASTness

Therefore, #14=Zamus

And in case this theory falls through the roof like the last one did, I still say its Kirby.

 

[TheStagesmith]

On one hand Shiek and C. Falcon are pretty manly. You know, with the amazing rippage of muscles and all. But then again, they wear all that spandex...

 

[Doggalina]

For all of you people who don't think it's Falcon, I'd like to direct you to this thread.

 

[The_Dyne]

For all of you people who don't think it's Falcon, I'd like to direct you to the above post.

 

[SmashBrother2008]

Alright, it's 7/15/08 already! Is the smash backroom stuck in the past!?

 

[Semmick]

Ah! 13 was Samus, I wouldn't have guessed her

 

[Wtfwasthat]

number 14 is OBVIOUSLY luigi....

 

[goodoldganon]

Capt Falcon

Wario is the only other reasonable choice besides Falcon.

 

[Overswarm]

Alright, it's 7/15/08 already! Is the smash backroom stuck in the past!?

whut 10 charizards

 

[Semmick]

I think number 14 is G & W

 

[cj.Shark]

ITS PIKACHU!!!
"its koffing!"
GOD****IT ARGH!

 

[UnSaxon51]

First of all, I think we need to establish just what makes a man.

Second, I present this collection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuBTur5-BA4
There is no problem that can't be solved with a Falcon Punch.
Even if it is a terrible solution.

Screw it, I still say Ike for #14
(Yeah, it's probably Failcon.)

 

[Atmapalazzo]

It has to be Ike!

He fights for his friends! What kind of man does that?!

 

[SmashBrother2008]

It's actually not ANY character in the game since they're never going to update #14!

 

[Overswarm]

It's actually not ANY character in the game since they're never going to update #14!

We made the discussino thread yesterday

You're just confused because I picked this back up; Samus' update was actually on time so you aren't missing anything :0

 

[Morrigan]

It's Luigi

 

[_Phloat_]

CF is still manly, but they kinda programmed that out for the sake of little kids.

Its a toss up.

 

[SmashBrother2008]

We made the discussino thread yesterday

You're just confused because I picked this back up; Samus' update was actually on time so you aren't missing anything :0

k. thanks.

 

[Linkplayer5678]

I have another theory, thought its not nearly as cool as my last one. Maybe Panda intentionally put a typo in the hint, and its not manLIEST, but manLEAST, meaning the character that is the least like a man and has the least amount on men.

First-off, this clearly disqualifies Ike. Sorry fanboys.

Removing characters that have already been said:

Bowser
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Fox
Ice Climbers
Jigglypuff
Kirby
Lucario
Lucas
Luigi
Mario
Marth
Ness
Peach
Pikachu
Pikmin & Olimar
Pit
Pokemon Trainer
Squirtle
Ivysaur
Charizard
Sheik
Sonic the Hedgehog
Wario
Yoshi
Zero Suit Samus

The 'real' first hint would leave us with the females and the Pokemon:

Jigglypuff
Peach: has a man, so does not have the least amount of men
Pikachu: close enough
Squirtle
Ivysaur: close enough
Charizard: close enough
Sheik: technically has a man
Zero Suit Samus

So that leaves us with Jigglypuff, Squirtle, and Zamus.
Of the three, Zamus is clearly the least questionable in her manLEASTness

Therefore, #14=Zamus

And in case this theory falls through the roof like the last one did, I still say its Kirby.

 

[Ilucamy]

It's either Captain Falcon or Olimar.

Olimar is the only person in the game who has a wife. So there.

 

[Nintendo_lord]

Hint #2: Its not Marth.

Surely you jest.

Marth just hits a level of manliness so high that it discounts him from even ranking here.

 

[Trexxen]

Kirby. Probably specifically Kirby after eating snake.

~Trexxen

 

[RikotheFoxKid]

Manliest character...

I'd say Ike. And if not that, Marth (just because it said it wasn't him)

 

[ChronoPenguin]

omfg iz yoshi lulz 1337 s|_|pr153 b|_|77 s3x/

 

[Negi-Kun]

Now that's an easy hint...