Scottish patter thread (GTFO Dutchies and LONDONERS)

[Davemans]

If my new controller hasnt arrived by this weekend if anyone has a spare can you please bring it and if it's good i might offer a decent price for it.

i can bring a cube, wii, copy of smash obv, P you can use my old silver one again if you want

 

[FoulPlay]

P, Matt can bring a purple one for you if it doesn't turn up this weekend.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

1 GC + 1 Wii + 1 smash- Z
1 GC + 1 Wii + 1 smash- D(yeah?)
1 GC + 1 smash- John


I need two copies of smash,preferably not from Kieran,Matt,Scott or Craig since you guys are only going to be there Saturtags.

 

[J03]

i can bring a copy mengz'

 

[Mr P]

Shall i bring some shot glasses ? we could prolly buy some for cheap and i might be able to bring a bottle of vodka, if not then we'll just buy one too.

Friday, still no controller this is not looking good right now.

My respect for jo3 has gone up since he is travelling here instead of expecting us to come down all the time. I mean lets be fair... we are the amazing players why the **** should we travel to you guys ?

Kieran.... time to pipe up son, no pressure...

EDIT: ****, my controller wont be coming. Z is there anywhere in Glasgow i can buy one ????

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

I's got no idea P,might get lucky and find a cheap pre-owned one or summit.What time you coming through at?

Vodka is welcome as is shot glasses

 

[Davemans]

EDIT: ****, my controller wont be coming. Z is there anywhere in Glasgow i can buy one ????

son my controller is amazing just use it

 

[Sporkman]

Vodka is a woman's drink, I better not find out you've been mixing it with coke as well. Pints of whiskey or die.

David, the silver controller sucks, I only use it because I'm a firm believer of two wrongs definately make a right.

 

[Bullet Bill]

Vodka is a drunk's drink.

 

[Mr P]

Vodka is a woman's drink, I better not find out you've been mixing it with coke as well. Pints of whiskey or die.

David, the silver controller sucks, I only use it because I'm a firm believer of two wrongs definately make a right.

You spell "Whisky" the irish way "Whiskey" you have absaloutly no right to comment about what drink is manly or not so pipe down. Do you even drink btw son ?

D i can barely wavedash with my controller yet it's still better than yours, nj

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

P Im sure you got my text but:-

Theres a G-force just outside Central Station in Glasgow,and it sells official controllers brand new for £22.

vodka is ****e but so is life so it comforts me in that respect,cuts wrist etc.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

This weekend was mint crack tbh,good times indeed.

 

[Mr P]

8am bk's nice.

prolly update this post later.

 

[J03]

was good times in general

 

[luigidude90]

although i didnt get to stay as long as i wanted or play some of the guys i havent really met yet it was good fun, i really enjoyed it and hope i get to play P, joe and reacher at the next one.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

8PM Babylon>8AM BK blatez

 

[PikachuSSBM]

i enjoyed it. joe was actually really funny + mint at tetris.

the matches i had against P.vanity were really good.

 

[P.Vanity]

Bowser FTW two 2-stocks in a row

 

[PikachuSSBM]

haha. nah nah. kirby ftw kk.

 

[P.Vanity]

>=[ my kirby = **** lolz


Any ideas for when the next fest would be, sometime after x-mas i'm guessing.

 

[PikachuSSBM]

Yeah my kirby just pwnd yours..haha..

I think theres a tourny in liverpool sometime in jan/feb.

you should ask JO3 or Z :]

 

[P.Vanity]

Yeah there is Jan...i wont be able to go to it though, lack of money, saving it for epita :D...which i have the ticket for already -well so my mum says- T_T

 

[PikachuSSBM]

Epita?

if i am traveling down to liverpool, ill have to save some money. train ticket...hotel room...stuff like that.

 

[P.Vanity]

Epita = massive french tourny

 

[PikachuSSBM]

oh. lol. how silly of me. good luck then ^_^ id like to go, but im not good lol. plus im not really playing smash bros at the moment, elite beat agents ftw., hehe.

 

[Aiko]

you should read the tournament thread you don't need a hotel room lol. You need your train ticket their and back (or some other form of travel), food money and tournament money. If you book early you can probably get by on less than £50. Housing is provided by tournament hosts.

 

[P.Vanity]

not going to epita anymore...turns out my mum hadn't booked, and the tickets are now 62 quid to expensive for me tbh.

 

[luigidude90]

>=[ my kirby = **** lolz


Any ideas for when the next fest would be, sometime after x-mas i'm guessing.

That was my next question lol. after that fest i really cant wait for another and ill be goin to the tourney in liverpool (all dependant on money) but if i can go itll be good experience for me.

 

[PikachuSSBM]

you should read the tournament thread you don't need a hotel room lol. You need your train ticket their and back (or some other form of travel), food money and tournament money. If you book early you can probably get by on less than £50. Housing is provided by tournament hosts.

Aah. thanks man lol. i was wondering about costs and that. i have enough to go to a tourny, just need to wait for the liverpool one. thanks again.

 

[GEEK28]

pipe up

 

[GEEK28]

 

[grayfox]

LOL you ****!

 

[Davemans]

Oh Pipes of Scotland
When will we see
Your Pipes again
That Piped and Piped for
Yer wee bit Pipe and Pipe
And Piped against him
Proud Poofwards army
And Piped him homewards tae think again

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Craig-omfg ridiculous,what can I say

All you fly *******s wanting smash-I dont know when ,I doubt it for the rest of the year.Craig(PikachuSSBM) I dont know why you're bothering tbh,you did little at that fest.Either man the **** up or GTFO dutchie.

 

[J03]

harsh words from Zeppo, i just cant take you seriously after seeing you in that mad emo picture >_0

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Joe-That directed at me?Im blatez emo meng,its written all over my 8 year old face.
Harsh is the name of the game around here son.If you're not fast you're last,sink or swim.If you're born Scottish you gotta face up to the challenge.Born English and you can blatez do some socialising mengz ^_^

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Some ****ing ridiculous stuff in here btw

 

[COEY]

"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man."

Amazing!

 

[J03]

absolutely amazing

 

[Mr P]

Just thought i'd brighten up this thread with a little bit of sunshine <3 this is for all you woman haterz.