BSL
B-B-B-BLAMM!!!
Some of the best battle burns I've heard in a while.What the **** did you just ****ing say about my Pikmin, you little Breadbug? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hocotate Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in The Forest Navel, and I have over 100 confirmed Pikmin at all times. I am trained in precision throwing and I'm the top Pik Pik carrot thrower in the entire Hocotate Freight company. You are nothing to me but just another Dolphin part. I will take you the **** back to my ship with precise commands the likes of which have never been seen before on this planet, mark my ****ing journal entries. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the daily transmission e-mails? Think again, Bulblax. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of White Pikmin across the planet and your dot on the map is being traced right now so you better prepare for the poison, Sheargrub. The poison that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your oxygen supply. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven different Pikmin types, all thrown with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Pikmin command, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the planet's bomb rocks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the area, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed in your ****ing onion. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will toss fury all over you and you will drown in Pikmin. You're ****ing dead, Candypop Bud.
I wish I had thought of these back when I reigned as Capt. Olimar.
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