What I find asinine is your complete ignorance.
"Version"? It's the same ****ing Wario, they have the same ****ing abilities. Both can shoulder bash, both can ground pound, both can fart, both can become vampires, both can pick up and toss enemies, both can ride bikes, both can do the same damn things.
"Dr. Mario" is from an alternate canon, as hinted by Miyamoto. How many times does this have to be said?
Aside from that, by your asinine logic, Only "Wario Land" Wario (the one with long sleeves and explorer's hat) can use the hats.
EDIT: Aside from that, randomly using Reactions for fighting is downright stupid.