lol, alzi should be immortalized, none of you were even close to his level of greatness
also corpse you are truly the stupidest person I've ever met, but I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself by letting you calculate the amount of time, in nano seconds, that it took me to type out this post, taking into account previous data from my 5090 posts, and other important variables that will skew your data if not properly caculated, such as thinking of mics life to make me feel truly fortunate about my own, looking at my tales of syphonia gamecube thats sitting next to my computer, the small voice in the back of my head asking me how people havnt yet realized that smash has ruined their lives, how many trees would I have to process into paper to have enough paper to wrap up your ego, whether or not that would be enough paper to buy a gun to shoot myself, and if not how much more will I need, and of course the amount of time I have spent mediating and pondering the ultimate question, why do I even bother posting on this childrens fighting game board.
oh and dont forget to give us another 400 pages worth of text about your superior calculations of not only the amount of time it would take to run 52 brawl pools with each player having one hand tied behind their back whilst on fire, but also what my current iq is relative to my fatalist mentality.
and if you consider answering this seriously, you should probably get back into bed, start the day again and try again.