2B
Chance: 20%
This is crazy that I even feel comfortable rating her that highly. She is exactly in the same position as Joker for me in that she seemed completely impossible and would never be in despite me wishing she would be. But...Sakurai loves the entire Nier series, including Drakengard. He also follows Yoko Taro on Twitter and they speak often. Yoko Taro has also talked about wanting Nier Automata on Switch. Could a second miracle happen...? I'm thinking maybe.
Want: 100%+
Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. Yes.
I've said before that 2B is the only other character that has never been on a Nintendo console in a significant manner that I would welcome to Smash with open arms. Simply put, in my eyes Nier Automata is the best game of all time. If Smash is a celebration of gaming, a popular icon from the greatest game of all time should be in hands down.
2B has spectacular moves, with her unique dual-weapon style, her acrobatic movement, and her long-range projectiles with her pod. She has a built-in Final Smash using the black box self-destruct. She would be a versatile character with strategic range mix-ups, her weakness being some of her slower combos. She would bring some absolutely incredible music with her, too. Just from Automata alone, let's talk about
Amusement Park,
A Beautiful Song,
Birth Of A Wish,
Bipolar Nightmare, and on the other side of the spectrum
Pascal and
City Ruins. That's just the tip of the iceberg, too. And the level...wow. sure, they could go with Soulcalibur 6's City Ruins, but they could also do the Abandoned Factory or the Amusement Park or even the YorHa HQ. There's so many options, all of which would be stunning to see and a blast to play.
Besides, Sakurai, who again has written extensively about the Nier series has clearly been inspired by the game, as Automata fans who played Classic mode were quick to find out. The very idea that we could get
Weight Of The World after 2B's classic mode run fills me with joy.
Look, simply put, I never thought I'd ever find a game better than Majora's Mask until I played NieR: Automata. With Majora's Mask, Persona 5, and NieR Automata all represented in Smash that'd be the three games I consider the best of all time represented in a true videogame celebration. Automata affected me and surprised me and delighted me and broke my heart in equal measure. 2B is such a wonderfully deep and complex character with a story that breaks your heart and makes you think, with moveset potential galore, and a music and stage that would all be fantastic.
Plus, if we get Assist Trophies, a 9S trophy that hacks people would be great fun, and an A2 echo or costume...? Well, I can dream. And speaking of dreams, my friend actually had a dream the other day that they added 2B and an Emil assist trophy but they had to remove Emil because parents complained he was too scary. I thought that was funny.
Anyway, yes, 2B please.
Nominations:
Style Savvy Rep x5
Ryota Hayami x5