RealPokeFan11
Smash Lord
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR KARP
Chance: 0%
Want: 99.999999%
Before the memes begin: I'm gonna get chance out of the way. It's not happening. We got our joke character, and Pokémon for this game. Realistically, it also has barely any moveset potential... but I will awaken that potential. It technically has 4 moves... plus an extra few exclusive ones.
The Karp has been laughed at for over 20 years now. Being called pathetic, worthless, the worst Pokémon ever, Tragikarp, the list goes on. But it is time, for all of that laughter turned into rage, to be released onto the battlefield. He will become the Pokémon equivalent of Mike Tyson! He is the strongest Pokémon ever! It's one shot a mega Rayquaza before! It can also kill Ultra Necrozma! Want proof? Here you go! It can jump over mountains! It can survive in any water! Wanna know why Goldeen is the one who flops around and does nothing? Because Magikarp was invited to Smash! Then Joker stole the invitation, and invited the roster to fight on Haru's forehead! So his new plan is to break into the competition himself! With the power of Flail and a focus sash, Magikarp will kill anyone and anything on the battlefield. The higher the percentage, the higher the damage! It can recover with bounce, use hydro pump somehow, and it can use the power of Jesus Christ and summon a storm of Gyarados for its final smash! Bow down to your new god!
Back to business here:
Ryota Hayami: 1.21%
Tetromino x5
TCT~Phantom are calcs ready yet?
Chance: 0%
Want: 99.999999%
Before the memes begin: I'm gonna get chance out of the way. It's not happening. We got our joke character, and Pokémon for this game. Realistically, it also has barely any moveset potential... but I will awaken that potential. It technically has 4 moves... plus an extra few exclusive ones.
The Karp has been laughed at for over 20 years now. Being called pathetic, worthless, the worst Pokémon ever, Tragikarp, the list goes on. But it is time, for all of that laughter turned into rage, to be released onto the battlefield. He will become the Pokémon equivalent of Mike Tyson! He is the strongest Pokémon ever! It's one shot a mega Rayquaza before! It can also kill Ultra Necrozma! Want proof? Here you go! It can jump over mountains! It can survive in any water! Wanna know why Goldeen is the one who flops around and does nothing? Because Magikarp was invited to Smash! Then Joker stole the invitation, and invited the roster to fight on Haru's forehead! So his new plan is to break into the competition himself! With the power of Flail and a focus sash, Magikarp will kill anyone and anything on the battlefield. The higher the percentage, the higher the damage! It can recover with bounce, use hydro pump somehow, and it can use the power of Jesus Christ and summon a storm of Gyarados for its final smash! Bow down to your new god!
Back to business here:
Ryota Hayami: 1.21%
Tetromino x5
TCT~Phantom are calcs ready yet?
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