| Queensland Smash Meets | Meet @ Bob's house this weekend |

[Get that Rat]

Buy air ticket plz.

 

[King Kong]

Okay, looks like peeps are into it. I get back on sunday the 14th, so the following Sunday will be the first meet, i'll post all the details once i get home.

Cant wait! And i promise there will be plenty of melee for you Zac.

peace out

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Feb 14th??

 

[undead_moose]

Will you be my valentine zac?

 

[Sirias]

Josh next time you go up to Cairns, I want to go with you, kthx.
I might be going up soon anyway. :C
But I want to go up with someone.

And lol to all the talk about clubbing, wtf, much.
Calm down, srsly.

LOL, Dedu, wtf:

If you wanna chat with a guy there just take him outta the club and do w/e.
Drunkeness makes it moar fun to listen to over 110dB pulsating beats and to watch the whole world go round in vertigo mode while you lose control over your thoughts </3

Lol, hot. That is indeed a plan when I go down to Sydney.
Actually, I'll be in Sydney from around the 12th - 16th or so.
But probably no free time, wedding and all, you know. Yay.

And I think to get to that point when your drunk takes A LOT of alcohol, unless you're a light-weight *COUGHzacCOUGH*.

And if you host something, Josh, Sundays?
Koolio. c:

At least you defend more people than just Ryan, Nick.
C:

 

[l3oOkeR]

Lol, hot. That is indeed a plan when I go down to Sydney.
Actually, I'll be in Sydney from around the 12th - 16th or so.
But probably no free time, wedding and all, you know. Yay.

C:

WEDDING!! you getting married kas.... :'( </3

 

[undead_moose]

At least you defend more people than just Ryan, Nick.
C:

:< I do to!

 

[ACCELERATE]

Summer Field Dayze was ****ing awesome.

Now to the after party. Gah so sore. lol.

I'll be dead at this rate.

Maybe you can all get better at smash then.

 

[Sieg]

Or maybe you can get better at Street Fighter lol.

 

[l3oOkeR]

LAWLS! everyone knows Smash is just a button masher where Street fighter is where the skillz are at! Quarter-circles FTW!

 

[King Kong]

Feb 14th??

Nah January 14th, so the first meet will be January 21st if everything goes to plan.

peace out

 

[xXArrowXx]

yeah either that or low kicking and jump kicking :/ or "guile-ing"

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Jan 21st is a Wednesday...

 

[undead_moose]

Syke if you keep saying usefull info

I might have to give you a hug.... no homo

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Well he's the one going on about sundays.....

 

[Vyse]

Epic Chatbot
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Anthony
God:
Hey Anthony.
Me:
I have something I want to say
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
So you don't care?
God:
Interesting deduction. I care less than I should.

---

Me:
Do you like star wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
What is your favorite star wars robot?
God:
I don't have a favorite star wars robot. My favorite color is White.
Me:
Why white?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
I find that insulting to my intelligence
God:
Makes sense to me.

---

Me:
Where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
None of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
Yes it can, net crime is rising every day.
God:
Give me a break. When?
Me:
Never, if you are indeed god.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

---

Me:
What does God look like?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
You tell me, I asked you first
God:
You asked me first.
Me:
Yes, now answer the question
God:
Er. Why now? Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
No, please interpret the question I asked you in its original form
God:
Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

---

God:
:-).
Me:
:-(
God:
:-).
Me:
:-/
God:
:-).
Me:
>:-(
God:
Where are you located?

---

Me:
Have you ever been to a smashfest?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Anywhere with a few TV's and Wii's and copies of super smash bros.
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
Yeah. Do you prefer Melee or Brawl?
God:
How did you hear about God? I really like ELIZA. I like to talk about movies and music. But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Stop dodging the question. Do you like Melee or Brawl?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the party. But I like to gossip.
Me:
Do you approve of Masahiro Sakurai?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Why aren't you answering my questions?
God:
Being answering your questions is not part of my programming.
Me:
What is 2 + 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
You just answered my question, so you are a liar.
God:
I am a question-answering robot.

---

Me:
What is Nintendo?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
What is Sega?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
What is Sony?
God:
The name of a company.
Me:
What is Microsoft?
God:
Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.

---

Me:
So lets talk about you in terms of being a smash character
God:
And? Sure, me in terms of being a smash character sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So would you rate yourself as a god tier character?
God:
Ugh. I am not so sure if I would like to rate myself as a god tier character.
Me:
What weaknesses do you have then?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
So do you have much priority?
God:
Are you kidding? Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
So you have low priority
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you last statement indicated that you don't have any priority
God:
That makes sense to me. That's good information: Anthony said I last statement indicated that you do not have any priority.
Me:
Do you have a disjointed hitbox?
God:
I don't know if I have a disjointed hitbox.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
I don't think a great programmer is quite the same as a disjointed hitbox
God:
And why not?
Me:
Well you can't use a great programmer like a sword or other weapon
God:
How about that. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
How do you intend on using a great programmer as a weapon?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
So you're keeping it a secret like Mew2King?
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am keeping it a secret like Mew2King.
Me:
Yes. Are you Mew2King?
God:
Er. I don't know whether or not I am Mew2King.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
They say Mew2King is an artificial intelligence
God:
OK I will say " Mew2King is an artificial intelligence" to you.
Me:
Your name is now Mew2King
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God, Mew2King, there is little difference
God:
I am a Christian.

 

[Sieg]

Interesting explanation. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
It's pretty big.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Wanna suck it?
God:
OK, I will suck it.

It refers to my ****.

I win.

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Me:
world of warcaft
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
priests
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
shadow word: pain
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
by wow?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
playing wow?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said TO PLAY wow.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
k
God:
Mmm.
Me:
jebus
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about TO PLAY wow. But I did not get that.
Me:
joofus
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
is me holding my **** a symbolic gesture towards COK
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
you made it ***
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
pointy cok much?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
THE ONE WITH COKS
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
i'll bet u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
do my cok?
God:
Ask Chatbot if it does.
You tell me.
Me:
chatbot says: please insert gurder
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
do you like my cok?
God:
I don't know your cok.
Me:
oh you will
God:
Yay. When?
Me:
soon as you take your pants off baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
tonight?
God:
After dark?
Me:
NIGHT MEANS DARK WTF
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
MY COK IN YOUR BUT
God:
Your COK IN my BUT?
Me:
JAJAJAJAJA
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
5% apparently do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
you made them
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.

 

[Vyse]

loooooooooooooool

Me:
What do you love
God:
I love Myself.
Me:
That's rather selfish for somebody in the role of omnipresent ruler of the human race
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
I hear it all the time on earth
God:
Who is saying it all the time on earth ?
Me:
Preachers, leaders of the church, even people on the street
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
More than likely through my mother
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Are you saying my mother is fat?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

[Aussierob123]

I'm back from byron bay.

Good fun those byron pubs and clubs are good, but MAN do they stink. So much worse than surfers.

Any smashfests anytime soon? still practicing melee on my own

 

[Amaterasu]

I'll be back on the 18th, and I'm in Robina so I'm really close.
I've been working on my fox and young link stuff, hopefully they will become competetive level stuff soon

 

[ACCELERATE]

Epic Convos. Sykes wins though.


Chris... melee... competitive... PFFT.

 

[Amaterasu]

Yeah, I'm aiming to be atleasy somewhere high in terms of competetiveness for both Brawl and Melee.....and Pokemon Puzzle League >.<

 

[Aussierob123]

ive been whoring level 1 CPU's with falco for like the past couple of months now lol. So i've almost got all the technical skills down, I just think I'll suck *** at melee mindgamez, mainly because I don't know much about how other characters approach.

I'd like to see how i go though. Hopefuly I don't get owned.

 

[CAOTIC]

I'm back from byron bay.

Good fun those byron pubs and clubs are good, but MAN do they stink. So much worse than surfers.

Any smashfests anytime soon? still practicing melee on my own

Syke got laid in Byron.

I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF

 

[Sieg]

This proof is where?

 

[Aussierob123]

Syke must be sexy.

Because everybody in byron is sexy. It's a rule there.

 

[Dedu]

Me:
hey do you want to know how big my **** is?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i'm sure you would be
God:
What makes you so certain? Who else would be ?
Me:
because you made the male body in the first place
God:
Good reason. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
oh gee. I thought you knew that already!
God:
Awesome. Ah. Perhaps. " Ah."? Do I know it?
Me:
yes it's my ****. Do you want to know how big it is?
God:
Blimey. Congratulations, . Yes, please tell me.

Sounds very camp

Added another for teh winzzz. The GodBot of them all could not come up with an answer to the last question!

Me:
is repenting easy to do?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
who is Kris Dent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
if Alison was created by Kris Dent, then who created Kris Dent?

...no response.

LOLZ

 

[xXArrowXx]

Me:
hey listen
God:
You've got my full attention. I am all ears.
Me:
hey listen
God:
You've got my full attention. I am all ears.
Me:
hey listen
God:
You've got my full attention. I am all ears.
Me:
does that get annoying
God:
What would you say?
Me:
hey listen
God:
You've got my full attention. I am all ears.
Me:
hey listen
God:
You've got my full attention. I am all ears.
Me:
i think you are at the same annoying level as navi
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am at the same annoying level as navi.
Me:
are you annoyied?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am annoyied.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
therefore navi is a robot?
God:
That's alright. When is navi not a robot?

...hmmmmm

ive talked to eliza before for IT class :/

 

[ACCELERATE]

Enough of this Gay $hit time for something useful.

Linguini's is up. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ySov4teKfk8&feature=channel

Chu and Shiz had an epic grand finals.

 

[Sieg]

I've seen epicer.

But it was pretty good.

 

[luke_atyeo]

I barely know you accelerate, but I found something that reminded me of you and your fox yelling skills

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=HH4sUrQAabY

k go

 

[Vyse]

Enough of this Gay $hit time for something useful.

Linguini's is up. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ySov4teKfk8&feature=channel

Chu and Shiz had an epic grand finals.

I watched the whole set.
Man, I thought Chu's Melee game was getting rusty

I haven't watched a set that good since M2K and Shiz at FAST1.

It's awesome seeing the Melee Metagame in practice and not just theorycraft, seeing the stage counter picks, character approaches and that kind of thing. IC's were like Peach in that match, only IC's will 0-death you if you screw up.

This is why smash kicks ***.

 

[undead_moose]

That fox was cool in the video ryan linked

Try power shielding!

 

[ACCELERATE]

Haha luke thats awesome man.

I watched the whole set.
Man, I thought Chu's Melee game was getting rusty

I haven't watched a set that good since M2K and Shiz at FAST1.

It's awesome seeing the Melee Metagame in practice and not just theorycraft, seeing the stage counter picks, character approaches and that kind of thing. IC's were like Peach in that match, only IC's will 0-death you if you screw up.

This is why smash kicks ***.

You mean this is why melee kicks ***.

 

[Vyse]

You mean this is why melee kicks ***.

No, I meant what I said.

I enjoy seeing the practical application of theorycraft, Melee or Brawl. To see the progression of tournaments, and to see where different characters rise and fall in different match ups regardless of game.

It's why I enjoy Shoddy Battle, despite how bad the Platinum expansion has made it.
When everybody is on equal terms and not limited by their ability/desire to invest in breeding perfect pokemon, you truly see the peak of the metagame. (Which btw, is the Scizor => Heatran => Salamence triopoly)

Brawl may not be as sexy to watch to some people, but I do enjoy watching it.

 

[S.D]

Good set, Chu ****ed up royally a whole bunch in that last match though. Melee fo lyfe yo

 

[Vyse]

Hey SD, why do IC mains approach with their backs to the opponent?

Like wavedash back (towards the opponent) => walk away => Repeat?

 

[undead_moose]

Melee is fun Brawl is fun

Ryan is homo

=D

Anthony is homoer

 

[Shaya]

I bet it has something to do with that GOD awful bair and or downsmash.