I could nitpick a whole lot more but the amount of energy wasted would be insane
No johns.
Wolfs lasers are really good. You can hit them, yeah. But they stuff your aerial approach and let him punish
Falco's lasers stuff your approach.....and you can't hit them. Note that I never said that Wolf's tools aren't good. I simply said that they are inferior to the other spacees' analogous tools. The same goes for Wolf's lasers. It's very good, but it's.....inferior.
Wolfs down smash is better than all of falcos smashes
You're gonna be hard-pressed to prove that Wolf's dsmash is better than Falco's fsmash.
Wolfs recovery is more difficult to deal with
Only in some ways. Wolf's upB has lag. Fox's and Falco's don't. Wolf's sideB doesn't combo into a table-turning reversal like Fox's and Falco's do. Wolf's upB doesn't get that crazy priority that Fox's does and, as I said before, it can be CC'd and punished unless you get that perfect spacing that sends the opponent sliding across the stage.
Wolfs up smash is crazy good with a read and reaches everywhere
Um, so does Fox's?
Fox's usmash has that whole sphere of protection that kills off the top in front of and above him and kills out the side behind him. Fox's usmash also comes out on frame 6. Falco's usmash isn't that bad either but there are better things you could be doing, like utilting. Fox also sets up for his usmash wonderfully with his shine, his jab, some of his aerials, and his dthrow TC. Wolf can only wishes he had all that.
Wolfs forward smash covers like 3/4s of bridge of eldin
"Wolf's fsmash is also hella weak and pretty unsafe compared to Fox's and Falco's." One can CC Wolf's fsmash way easier than Fox/Falco's, unless, again, you "get that perfect spacing that sends the opponent sliding across the stage" but which you can't kill with or follow up on.
Wolfs up air comes out faster than falcos and foxs
I highly doubt that's actually true, but I'll just take you at your word since I don't know P:M Wolf's exact frame data. Fox's uair comes out on frame 8, combos, and kills. It's also very easy to land with Fox's uair to secure kills and combos.
Wolf has an amazing combo finisher in side b
Very happy that you get
one good finisher that Falco and Fox don't have, even though if you miss offstage with it, you die. Meanwhile, Falco combos into bair kills and dair spikes offstage while Fox combos into usmash/uair kills and shine spikes, all without having to utilize a special that takes away all their jumps if they miss.
Wolf has a shorter jumpsquat than falco and traverses far more distance per jump
That's cool. Fox just runs faster and transfers his ground speed into his air speed when he jumps. I'd like to see what Wolf does with that increased jump distance that Fox's running speed doesn't already accomplish for him, especially when Fox has better aerials to accompany it.
Wolves are pack animals, and falcos aren't even real birds
You mean Flacos. Get it right!