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[PillsBuryDopeBoy]

***** i'm bout to make it rain all over your ***

no homo

 

[Darkshooter]

Mango fanboys are johning hard for him in stream chat #BarWars2

Mango lost!?

 

[9bit]

Chillin 2-0'd Mango. It was like top 10, not super near the end. Mango woulda had a chance to come back up through losers but it got too late at the top 5 players all split.

@ Darkshooter

 

[Darkshooter]

Chillin 2-0'd Mango. It was like top 10, not super near the end. Mango woulda had a chance to come back up through losers but it got too late at the top 5 players all split.

@ Darkshooter

Wow, Chillindude's beasting it right now!

 

[Kati]

Yoooo PMBR

If the spacies can get melee looks back, then surely the dark lord Ganon, who changed the most from melee to brawl, can get a wardrobe boost too!

http://smashboards.com/threads/12-ganon-costumes.352974/

Combined with amazero's dual sfx technology... melee ganon with melee voice while retaining all the brawl stuff on the brawl slots... yyeeeesszzz.

 

[PillsBuryDopeBoy]

Hyper Dragon Ball Z ya'll.

 

[Bryonato]

Just got back from an out of state tourney today. Had a really good time. Got to meet @ Fortress and some other MT dudes. Lost my first game to a fox/falco main (ugh) then tore up losers (4 stocked some guy on ww and stayed below like 40% lol) and won 4 straight until I lost to another falco.

basically i'm ass against falco and like shreked everyone else i played. Beat mks sheiks samuses links marths zeldas mewtwos (ness' bad matchups wut?)
TIL: learn to not **** myself against falco = become best ness

 

[Chesstiger2612]

What is your main problem against Falco? I would think the matchup is not that bad because Ness has a better tool than most other characters against Falco's lasers, the magnet.

 

[Fortress]

I don't know why people lined up to play me at that event, I'm ****ing ass. I lost to a guy who wouldn't use his main against me, and then against my own secondary. I will never understand how I took 9/41 at that event.

 

[MechWarriorNY]

asking someone to provide proof for an opinion, knowing that it's impossible, and replying to your own inane request with a dismissive axiom is about as passive-aggressively douchey as it gets.

asking for proof of anything in a social thread should get you shot IRL

Ah, good call.
Next time I'll just tell the person to go play in traffic and do natural selection a favor, or something.
You asked.

 

[Alfonzo Bagpipez]

I don't know why people lined up to play me at that event, I'm ****ing ***. I lost to a guy who wouldn't use his main against me, and then against my own secondary. I will never understand how I took 9/41 at that event.

Even over a forum, there's just an aura of sweg emanating around you.
Obviously that's why people wanted to play you.

 

[9bit]

I was on Skype with my buddy when he and his room mate got into a huge fight. Like somebody is going to jail probably. My vicarious anxiety is through the roof.

 

[Brim]

Morning guys. Just wanted to say good morning before I go off to my 6 A.M. shift. Wish me luck!

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

I can't help but be disappointed with 13th out of 96, I just think Lucas is too advanced a character for me to play, haha

 

[Deleted member]

Ah, good call.
Next time I'll just tell the person to go play in traffic and do natural selection a favor, or something.
You asked.

no you gotta be like "asphyxiate yourself on a phallus" lmao

9bit- takes 2 to fight. got a story?

 

[9bit]

@Umbreon So my buddy W is telling me that he thinks his roommate B is gay and hitting on him, or wants to be with him or something. B is in denial about this.

They were both drunk, they had been out partying or something. I'm talking to W on Skype shortly after they had both gotten home and B comes in W's room and starts bugging him about some garbage, B thinks W is too drunk and wants to put him to bed. So apparently he tries to physically move W to his bed and W keeps shouting "stop touching me, go away, get out of my room" but B won't leave. Much yelling and shouting by W, B won't leave.

W is really going on about this "don't touch me thing" and I think they do some shoving. Hard to tell. This was an audio-only Skype call, neither of us have webcams. At some point B loses his glasses and won't shut up about "will you please help me find them" and all the while W is just saying over and over to get out of his room.

W is getting madder and madder about B not leaving the room and I hear a scuffle. And what sounds like a pretty hard slap. W says something like "you hit me." After some more yelling I hear sounds that make me think some blows were exchanged. W gets B out of his room but B knocks on the door and tries to talk through it, B seriously will not leave W alone. W yells and shouts and says very mean things.

W sneezes a lot now and makes some kind of mention that his mouth is full of blood. He goes into the bathroom and pukes a bunch, and of course B is at the bathroom door, trying now to use W's phone because apparently he lost his and he wants to call him mom.

Unfortunately, when W comes back to his room from puking, I hear the sound of his microphone sliding around on his desk a little then the sound cuts off. The Skype call is still going, but I'm not getting any sound.

Soooooo, I guess I'll find out what happened tomorrow. Crazy stuff man.

 

[MonkUnit]

basically i'm *** against falco and like shreked everyone else i played

 

[Sol0ke]

Man, I never knew roommates can be like that.

That's scary.

 

[Gamegenie222]

Just got back from an out of state tourney today. Had a really good time. Got to meet @ Fortress and some other MT dudes. Lost my first game to a fox/falco main (ugh) then tore up losers (4 stocked some guy on ww and stayed below like 40% lol) and won 4 straight until I lost to another falco.

basically i'm *** against falco and like shreked everyone else i played. Beat mks sheiks samuses links marths zeldas mewtwos (ness' bad matchups wut?)
TIL: learn to not **** myself against falco = become best ness

IDK the matchup with Falco vs Ness so unfortunately I can't help you and there is no hard counter to Falco cause he is scumminess incarnite.

I don't know why people lined up to play me at that event, I'm ****ing ***. I lost to a guy who wouldn't use his main against me, and then against my own secondary. I will never understand how I took 9/41 at that event.

Damn downplaying yourself. I hope you cats got vids from the tourney.

Also if you folks come down to my part of the Midwest ya'l will get bodied.

And random smash Gif of the day

 

[KayB]

So if I want DoubleJump to renew their teespring campaign on their That Ain't Falco shirt, do I just spam their twitter and facebook? Or someone could sell it on e-bay for me if they're kind.

 

[Gamegenie222]

Maybe or start begging people online to buy it from them? Maybe you can ask AlphaZealot.

Also this was taken from a local tournament in Lincoln yesterday for melee and I found it on the smash reddit. Man I am loving that subforum on Reddit.

If you wanna watch the full match here it is.

And if you wanna watch the whole thing. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFzZukweY0pTe28tNI4uM2WemqiPgfG7w

 

[Nguz95]

I can't help but be disappointed with 13th out of 96, I just think Lucas is too advanced a character for me to play, haha

Maybe you should try Pit. He's got that flash' and he's not that hard.

 

[MechWarriorNY]

no you gotta be like "asphyxiate yourself on a phallus" lmao

9bit- takes 2 to fight. got a story?

*Go cockmongle somewhere else, numbnuts!
lolololol.

ON THAT NOTE

Behold the Johninator.
Never be required to think of a John again.
I've been dead for over 20 minutes from this. LOLOLOL

http://jsbin.com/meqavero

Gone. Just... gone, here.

EDIT: Prime examples-

I lost because chaingrabbing is too sexy
I lost because projectiles are too smart
I lost because the physics are from the east coast
I lost because I am unprofessional
I lost because my back is broken
I lost because the graphics are too good.
I lost because the tournament organizer is white.
I lost because the TV is too sexy.
I lost because the graphics are better in Melee.
I lost because the c-stick is too sweaty.
I lost because my controller port is too fast.
I lost because the L button is different in Melee.
I lost because the sun is chaingrabbing.

I NEED AIR

ALSO
The blastzones are in my eyes

OH GOD
HELP

 

[Vashimus]

@Umbreon So my buddy W is telling me that he thinks his roommate B is gay and hitting on him, or wants to be with him or something. B is in denial about this.

They were both drunk, they had been out partying or something. I'm talking to W on Skype shortly after they had both gotten home and B comes in W's room and starts bugging him about some garbage, B thinks W is too drunk and wants to put him to bed. So apparently he tries to physically move W to his bed and W keeps shouting "stop touching me, go away, get out of my room" but B won't leave. Much yelling and shouting by W, B won't leave.

W is really going on about this "don't touch me thing" and I think they do some shoving. Hard to tell. This was an audio-only Skype call, neither of us have webcams. At some point B loses his glasses and won't shut up about "will you please help me find them" and all the while W is just saying over and over to get out of his room.

W is getting madder and madder about B not leaving the room and I hear a scuffle. And what sounds like a pretty hard slap. W says something like "you hit me." After some more yelling I hear sounds that make me think some blows were exchanged. W gets B out of his room but B knocks on the door and tries to talk through it, B seriously will not leave W alone. W yells and shouts and says very mean things.

W sneezes a lot now and makes some kind of mention that his mouth is full of blood. He goes into the bathroom and pukes a bunch, and of course B is at the bathroom door, trying now to use W's phone because apparently he lost his and he wants to call him mom.

Unfortunately, when W comes back to his room from puking, I hear the sound of his microphone sliding around on his desk a little then the sound cuts off. The Skype call is still going, but I'm not getting any sound.

Soooooo, I guess I'll find out what happened tomorrow. Crazy stuff man.

Judging from the beginning of the convo, this could've just been very very rough sex that ended badly.

 

[Bryonato]

I don't know why people lined up to play me at that event, I'm ****ing ***. I lost to a guy who wouldn't use his main against me, and then against my own secondary. I will never understand how I took 9/41 at that event.

yea dude it was nice to meet you too

 

[Chesstiger2612]

"I lost because Falco is from the East Coast" - laser camp?
"I lost because my character is broken" - ummm... makes sense
"I lost because this game is 20XX" - gotta deal with it

 

[Mansta]

"I lost because Pichu is red."
"I lost because Falco is a nonbeliever."
"I lost because my opponent is not working."
"I lost because this tournament is in pain."
"I lost because the TV is in french"
"I lost because the sun is blue."

why

 

[MechWarriorNY]

There is no way this place is THAT tough a crowd.
Go to town, folks!

 

[DrinkingFood]

So I beat Sethlon in tournament yesterday
Am I gud yet guise

Spoiler

disregard the fact that he beat me 3-1 in LFs

 

[Scuba Steve]

I beat him in a friendly once. I told him that he did a huge disservice to Austin, because they'll probably never get me to shut up about it now.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

I lost because pichu doesn't work

seems legit

 

[Gamegenie222]

Vids or it didn't matter. Good stuff though.

 

[Comeback Kid]

@Umbreon So my buddy W is telling me that he thinks his roommate B is gay and hitting on him, or wants to be with him or something. B is in denial about this.

They were both drunk, they had been out partying or something. I'm talking to W on Skype shortly after they had both gotten home and B comes in W's room and starts bugging him about some garbage, B thinks W is too drunk and wants to put him to bed. So apparently he tries to physically move W to his bed and W keeps shouting "stop touching me, go away, get out of my room" but B won't leave. Much yelling and shouting by W, B won't leave.

W is really going on about this "don't touch me thing" and I think they do some shoving. Hard to tell. This was an audio-only Skype call, neither of us have webcams. At some point B loses his glasses and won't shut up about "will you please help me find them" and all the while W is just saying over and over to get out of his room.

W is getting madder and madder about B not leaving the room and I hear a scuffle. And what sounds like a pretty hard slap. W says something like "you hit me." After some more yelling I hear sounds that make me think some blows were exchanged. W gets B out of his room but B knocks on the door and tries to talk through it, B seriously will not leave W alone. W yells and shouts and says very mean things.

W sneezes a lot now and makes some kind of mention that his mouth is full of blood. He goes into the bathroom and pukes a bunch, and of course B is at the bathroom door, trying now to use W's phone because apparently he lost his and he wants to call him mom.

Unfortunately, when W comes back to his room from puking, I hear the sound of his microphone sliding around on his desk a little then the sound cuts off. The Skype call is still going, but I'm not getting any sound.

Soooooo, I guess I'll find out what happened tomorrow. Crazy stuff man.

I imagined this exchange as an Always Sunny episode with Mac as B and a very drunk Dennis as W.

 

[Ripple]

hey guys, I got 1st in doubles and 3rd in singles with DDD at a 60+ man chicago tournament.

DDD is still bad though (in singles)

 

[Soft Serve]

Who's ripple? I thought only Fly played DDD

 

[Strong Badam]

who is ripple

 

[Gamegenie222]

I lost because I don't play this game. Ultimate option select john if you are retired or don't play melee/PM and works to your advantage if you win.

 

[JOE!]

 

[Sixth-Sense]

@ 9bit what exactly can i do about my control? My control now has this weird problem where i have to mash the stick hard to the right and even then it doesn't do anything, so i can't run to the right most of the time and this has stopped me from playing entirely since i get so pissed off about it, what can i do in your experience?

 

[Soft Serve]

"I lost because sheik is not kosher"
I lost because my ping was european.
I lost because Marth is white.
I lost because my fingers are 20XX.
I lost because Pichu is totally OP.
I lost because that move is touching me.