In Today's Intriguing Episode Of Rockin Today We Have:
Thursday's Training Ground Event
Dollar Pizza
Special Guest Star DJ Nintendo and his MnMs
The Ongoing Melee vs. Brawl Debate and where Vanz fits in all of this
Is D1 truly the campiest player in Brawl...or just NYC?
...and find out more TODAY on ROCKIN TODAY!
~Random Minority on the Street~
"Last time I watched Rupaul's talk show I had a miscarriage...
...ever since I started watching Rockin Today I successfully conceived 6 kids in under a year!! ^_^ THANKS ROCKIN TODAY! *waves at screen like a loser and giggles w/ nervousness*
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*audience claps*