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[[FBC] ESAM]

Boobs don't need a point, although they do need a nipple?

The ****, I need "facts"? What kinda stupid....ugh I'll do them. EDITING TIME~ I don't know if they should be in the 3rd person or not...

ESAM is the best there ever was
ESAM is 6'0"
ESAM is Jewish (which is why I win so much money)
ESAM has been playing smash competitively since he was 12
ESAM's name is derived from a creative 12 year old thought process "Eric Samus," so sorry to any who thought it meant Electric Sandbags Attack Monkeys.
ESAM's favorite non-water drink is vanilla milk (That **** is cray, yo)
ESAM enjoys racquetball
ESAM hasn't really gotten drunk, nor has he gotten (insert illegal substance effect)
ESAM has a giant Pikachu plushie that he won from a fair (like, legit, it's probably 2'5" tall)
ESAM also has a giant teddy bear in his room that used to be his sisters. It's mad comfy
ESAM has gone to Chess tournaments, although he was always STRAIGHT BOOTY SWEAT in comparison to others
ESAM likes different music, but is particular to voices, so **** rap. **** rap in it's overplayed repetitive ***
ESAM actually has fun playing Ice Climbers
ESAM loves Brawl Minus, **** is so fun.
ESAM plays LoL as well, BLITZCRANK IS MY *****
ESAM used to play Maplestory and Ragnarok Online, the latter of which is where he came up with the name Flakada.
ESAM plays supports in every ****ing game he plays because he is drawn to those characters for some ****ing reason I WANNA BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING BY MYSELF
ESAM is full of swag, and also bull****.

 

[Ussi]

>Play support chars to do something by yourself
>LoL

Moba's supports =\= mmorpg's supports

 

[redfeatherraven]

So I found a thing. Kind of an old thing. Maybe already known.

Better to risk being unoriginal than risk losing out.

[COLLAPSE="The thing."]

[/COLLAPSE]

Yep.

Think the Zelda/Shiek boards know this one already?

 

[Espy Rose]

Probably. It's a classic.

 

[Jimmyfosho]

ESAM is full of swag, and also bull****.

so does that mean that this statement is bull****?

 

[~automatic]

I would say it does.

 

[Roller]

**** DMBRANDON

 

[Espy Rose]

What the heck is that?

 

[Leaf.]

An offer of sexual intercourse.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

Boobs don't need a point, although they do need a nipple?

idk why but I love this post.
Idk if I told you already Ephyon but I'm running crystal beasts :D

 

[Ephyon]

you did~
*checks under his bed*

 

[Fancy Fanny]

I'm really good at lurking. You'll never find me~!

 

[Vinylic.]

*clicks on profile*

*sees where he's at by viewing his current activity*

 

[redfeatherraven]

Vy's got you pinned, son.

 

[Stealth Raptor]

lololol @ his and he

 

[Ussi]

They need to make a genderless pronoun (that refers to people) in english to help prevent cases like this..

 

[Geoberos]

I use just the name and "the".

*sees where The Fabled Fan's at by viewing the current activity*

Else I just keep referring to the name as much as possible. It's redundant but gender-safe.

 

[Vinylic.]

lololol @ his and he

Hey man, I don't know what gender she was. There's mostly guys here, how was I supposed to know?

 

[infiniteV115]

I believe their and they also work as genderless pronouns.

"I don't know who that n00b on SWF was, but their avatar was a purple rhino dropkicking Neil Armstrong"

 

[Phoenix Lord']

They need to make a genderless pronoun (that refers to people) in english to help prevent cases like this..

They really do, it's so annoying.

 

[Espy Rose]

I'd still use just he and she.
It's fine the way it is.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

I thought everyone knew I was a girl.

Am I gonna have to show evidence again.

 

[Espy Rose]

Only the '09ers are aware, Fan.

 

[Vinylic.]

I'm fine with no proof. I know that you are one now.

 

[Scatz]

Fan's the best heshe in thisplace. :D

 

[Sinister Slush]

The best trap?

 

[Vinylic.]

Best tomboy, actually.

 

[Espy Rose]

Tomboys >>> Traps.

 

[Vinylic.]

Haha, This guy knows what's up.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

Hey man, I don't know what gender she was. There's mostly guys here, how was I supposed to know?

I make that mistake too. I'm in the same boat as you.

 

[Roller]

You're supposed to have MET Fan. Otherwise you may just be a figment of her imagination...

 

[Jimmyfosho]

I prefer it that way

 

[Ephyon]

I thought everyone knew I was a girl.

Am I gonna have to show evidence again.

BUT OF COURSE you have to.

Best tomboy, actually.

I prefer feminine girls myself, but sure why not.
tomboys > traps aaaaall day.

bros > tomboys though

 

[Vinylic.]

Tomboys could be better than bros if they are better than them at something.

I could say that tomboys are on the same level as bros, but I'm not even sure

 

[Geoberos]

And then I re-read Ephy's sig. I think that should've gave me a hint.

 

[Reizilla]

I believe their and they also work as genderless pronouns.

"I don't know who that n00b on SWF was, but their avatar was a purple rhino dropkicking Neil Armstrong"

Those both refer to more than one person. They're just used improperly all the time.

Fan, you never got back to me about that Lapras plushie from like 2 years ago :<

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

I thought everyone knew I was a girl.

Am I gonna have to show evidence again.

It is the internet, you must show proof several times before belief settles in.

 

[~automatic]

You can have fun finding out tho.

Everybody loves a surprise!

 

[Fancy Fanny]

Those both refer to more than one person. They're just used improperly all the time.

Fan, you never got back to me about that Lapras plushie from like 2 years ago :<

I just stopped caring about sewing.

Sorry.

 

[Zajice]

Fanny, come out from under my bed.