Once upon a time, not too long ago, Patrick asked me an innocent question: "So, how do I get better?"
My answer, of course, was that I had no idea since if I did I'd be tons better than I am now (although I think I suggested Meta Knight as a booster...). However, that got me to think about what it is that winners have that losers do not. Is is better reflexes? Sirlin time-stop powers? Knowledge of the small, subtle values in the game? Just generally high appreciation for the game itself?
My searching has come up with a possible answer: Non-gaming INTELLIGENCE! That's right, the key to winning must be not being a total idiot at life! Clearly! How could it have taken so long for me figure it all out!?
Well, now then, as a good little scientist I'd like to test this theory out which is why I'm proposing...
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HAROLD'S IQ/BRAWL ABILITIES EXPERIMENT!
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Here's what you have to do:
Step 1: Go
here and finish the IQ "test". Yes, 15 or so questions are enough to completely, without error, determine your overall intelligence in all manners of life. It'll only take about five minutes at most (although maybe I shouldn't have rushed it so much...)
Step 2: Either post or, preferably, PM me with your results. A link to your results screen would be nice. After I get enough (all) results, I'll plot some fancy table that'll prove/disprove once and for all that intelligence is the key to winning at Brawl.
Step 3: Pour over how amazing I am since I'll have then a) discovered what makes some of us better at Brawl than others and b) encouraged all of you to do well in school.
One last thing, please don't cheat. As in, don't take the test twice and don't use any outside tools (calc, paper, etc.). You're only allowed to use your mind. Please have results as soon as you can. Remember it only takes about seven or so minutes. Oh, and don't feel bad if you get a poor score. Mine wasn't... well... :embarrass