Well I've come to offer my (preemptive?) congratz to all of the Starwolf Squadron. I'm sure the rest of TRS feel the same, even if they wont admit it yet.
Too bad both Wolf and Krystal couldn't get in huh?
Anyway rejoice all the same, a little over a month till Brawl!
Not for me! Importing games for the win, and I will be sure to share every bit of information about Wolf that I can muster up as soon as I unlock him to share with everyone. I'm very happy he is in the game, albeit not entirely original.
AGH, the mods closed the Home of the Star Wolf Squadron... Sigh.
Well, this thread'll do. And thus I, Patinator, co-founder of the SWS, begins discussion mode...
I hear Wolf is a modified Fox clone, like Falco. Is this true?
On that note, do you think you could send me a PM telling me what I have to do to join the Star Wolf Squadron? I'd really like to do that...
As for Wolf being a modified Fox clone, I think it went something like this:
Development team - Let's add Wolf O'Donnell and make him completely original from Fox and Falco!
Sakurai - Not so fast, development team!
Evil clone development team - Sakurai has ordered us to take you down
Okay, I'm done with the altered 64 quotes >.> despite how fun they are.
This day is bitter sweet for me. While I , like Patinator, am a founder of the Star Wolf Squadron, I did not ask for this. Wolf has the potential to be a very unqiue character, completely different from Fox and Falco, and yet we is not. It is great to see Wolf join the evil guys like Bowser, Ganondorf, Wario, and King Dedede, but his clone aspects have made him dull. Some may question my loyalty to Wolf after this post, and you have ever right to do so. But in my defense, I supported Wolf O'Donnell as a character that would hopefully bring something new to Brawl. I feel that the designers, whoever they are, grew lazy and unimaginative in their work, and thus we get the Wolf we know today. Perhaps there are good reasons for why Wolf is the way he is, but I'll never know them.
Will I cancel my plans to purchase Super Smash Brothers Brawl? No. Will I moan about every character because they are not my personal favorites? No. Do I think the character choices could have bee better? Yes. Does the game play look outstanding? Yes. Is the fact that Wolf even made Brawl at all awesome? Yes sir, it is.
And the big question: Will I not use Wolf because he isn't all I desired him to be? Of course I'll be using him. A starving man will eat the food before him even if he doesn't like the taste.
I don't think I could really agree with you more.
This whole bashing on the roster for very basic reasons is a little ridiculous. Yes, it's not what you expected, but perphaps you expected too much? Smash has enough content to make at least three games in and of themselves, music for 30+ games, and an epic RPG written by the man who wrote Final Fantasy 7, the best selling RPG (unless I'm mistaken) to date still. Come on. We have to face the facts, so don't try to be so negative.
I guess that is easy for me to say as Wolf is the only character I really, REALLY wanted in. However, looked what has happened? I feel they've somewhat butchered him. A recolored landmaster? Do you know how EMBARASSING that is? Star Fox is my favorite franchise of ALL TIME. I can quote Star Fox 64 nearly word for word, more fanyboyism, *insert nerd nonsense here*, etc. I'm very saddened by this... but am I any less happy that my favorite character is in? No. You bet your *** I'll still play as him, and over time we'll more or less forget about the little stuff (except every time you use his Final Smash... THREE LANDMASTERS?! JESUS CHRIST SAKURAI! I'm surprised he didn't recolor Mario's FS and give it to Luigi).
*Grabs Smash Ball*
LANDMASTER TANK!
Falco: Since when did you have a Landmaster?
Wolf: Ever since Nintendo started marketing it as the new H4 Hummer. Gas Guzzlers are the new fad in the Lylat system.
The Terminator has joined the fray!
Schwarzenegger: Yarrggh!! I see you have new H4 Hummer too! We must go out and cause global warming at Icicle Mountain Summit! Yaarrggh!!
Wolf: What?! Falco! What does the scouter say about his power level?!
Falco: It's over NINE-THOUSAND!!! *Breaks scouter in wing-hand-thing*
Schwarzenegger: Come on! Yarrggh!! We must go to Icicle Mountain! Yarrggh!!
Falco: **** it all, Sakurai. Why didn't you give me a hybrid!
-- Moments later at Icicle Mountain Summit --
???: You got a tank too?!
Wolf: Nana, Popo! What the freaking hell! When the hell did everyone get tanks?!
Nana + Popo: We got Icemaster Tanks over at the Nintendo dealership! Look we even got ice treads for traction in ice! And it's in a light blue color!
Falco: Okay, this is getting rediculous. It's bad enough that me and Fox both have Landmasters. *Calls Fox*
-- Meanwhile over at Mute City --
Fox: I know! I was going to go ruin the big race over at Mute City, but everyone at the race has f*cking tanks!
C. Falcon: YES! I will win with my superior testosterone hormone levels and with my new Falconmaster Tank! Hoo! Hah!
Background Voice: Yarrggh! Do a barrel roll! Ya!
Falco: BRCCCKKKSSIHTUSKRAI!
Background Voice: Yarrggh! We fall down! No! I mean, Yarrggh!
Fox: Falco! What happened!
-- Over at Icicle Mountain Summit --
Falco: Sweet baby jesus! Global warming is happening a lot faster than expected! It must be that we have 5 freaking tanks at the summit!
Faint Echo of Al Gore in the Background: I told you I was super serial!
Schwarzenegger: Yarrggh!! Vee vill be terminated in the process!
-- Upon hitting the ocean --
Toon Link: *Fishing for big fish*
Falco: What!? You got a water tank?
Toon Link: Yeah, except mine's the Seamaster Tank model. I like the green color.
I felt compelled to write this parody because I hate having triple clones for the whole cast of StarFox characters. This dialogue attacks the monotony of clones and Final Smashes which aren't unique for every character. The central problem of global warming in the dialogue mirrors the problems in Brawl's use of clones, despite them working differently.
Thank you... it only begins to express my anger that all characters in the Star Fox franchise have Landmasters... made it as though it were the last game my ***. Might as well have made Gigamario, Gigapeach, and Gigaluigi, and bongo playing Diddy. *sighs*
I'm just glad Wolf made it.