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Official Midlife Character Crisis Topic

KirbyKaze

Smash Legend
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Do you feel your character is holding you back? Do you feel you need an ear because you secretly have a fetish for playing a lower tier character and you're embarrassed about it? Do you feel constrained and desire to redecorate your character roster with top tier? Is your Sheik not fulfilling you in ways that only Falco can? Well, you've come to the right thread.

Discuss things like your personal insecurities with your current main.
 

john!

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But he's right. G&W just feels natural when I use him. And he's so close to being such a beast character. If I'm still not pro after like 3 years, I'll just pull a Cosmo and say "**** it" and develop some low tier's metagame instead.

I've gone through about 5 mains/secondaries in the past year.
 

booshk

Smash Lord
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i dont feel comfortable in all matchups as marth so i try to play fox n sheik as well : (
 

SleepyK

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fox has so much more freedom than falco.
you can do whatever you want with fox as fast as you want and you never have to slow down.
falco is linear.
 
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Who ever programmed Zelda is the guy I want to punch in the face.

1) grabs.

standing
total 30
hits 11-12

running
total 40
hits 11-12

I can understand why running grabs are commonly slow but her notmal grab is ALSO slow? She can't grab anyone! She can't even grab a lot of the crouches!


2) Farore's Wind

[frame data]

Zelda can't DI after her up-B until after like 2 seconds after she reappears which is too late to do anything at all! She can't easily turnaround and go straight up during her up-B. She's not invincible during the startup like Sheik's up-B. When a wall gets in her way, she stops and falls to her death. At least in barlw she can grab ledges backwards and the other end of her up-B has a hitbox.


3) Din's Fire

[frame data]

This move is so retardedly easy to dodge, you can see it coming from seconds away. The hitbox is so tiny and it only does 7% damage. It doesn't have any kill power at all and her lag is extra bad.


4) up air

hits on frame 14-16

Who puts THAT much startup lag on an attack with a tiny short lasting hitbox!?!!! She also has 25 frames of landing lag (12 when L-canceled) which is really bad. It doesn't even have much of any good kil power.

5) down air (I call it the step because it's like the stomp but more gentle)

Hits on frames 14-17

Who puts THAT much startup lag on an attack with a tiny short lasting hitbox!?!!! The hitbox is as skinny as her leg. It is the weakest of all single hit meteor smashes which makes it super easy to meteor smash cancel. You can not combo with a move this bad especially since it has like zero hitstun.


This is like 5 or 19 moves Zelda could have useful stuff for but it's not. Ok, it's more like 17.5 because fair = bair + 3 extra frames of startup lag, so that counts as half a move, and down-B is ignored because that changes her into a different character.

I'm going to play single player and look at the names in the credits tomorrow.
 

Kyu Puff

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I wish people didn't always complain about my character. It makes me feel like I have to play a different character to legitimize myself, but all of my secondaries are complete garbage. It's not tech skill, movement, or anything like that; it's spacing, knowing what to do when I get hit, fundamentals. I feel like I need to relearn the game on a really basic level with Sheik or Fox.
 

slartibartfast42

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I keep getting frustrated when I lose with peach/marth and then somehow win with pikachu, especially after arguing for 5 minutes with the person that "they don't have to go low tier for MY pikachu." That's friendles, I've actually also been having better results with pikachu in tournament at times as well... But the problem is I can't actually main pikachu because I feel like there's no way I'm going to beat sheik with pika, so I keep peach for countering sheik... But now my main opponent who mains sheik that I always beat with peach is starting to beat my peach by going zelda. :/
 

Zoler

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lol feels like my rambling in the sheik q&a fits right here...

sheik sucks vs ic and puff, has a hard time vs peach and fox (im in PAL), WHY DOES PEOPLE SAY SHEIK IS EASY OMFG
 
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lol feels like my rambling in the sheik q&a fits right here...

sheik sucks vs ic and puff, has a hard time vs peach and fox (im in PAL), WHY DO PEOPLE SAY SHEIK IS EASY OMFG
Because gay Americans say that in America.
 

hamonyou

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fox has so much more freedom than falco.
you can do whatever you want with fox as fast as you want and you never have to slow down.
falco is linear.
i really dont think falco is linear at all, he has less movement horizontally then fox, but he is by no means slow. he covers more vertical distance and he covers it faster. hes got a great platform game using shine to waveland, and has as effective, if not more effective edgeguards.
 

L__

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Fox sucks

remaining constant with him at a multiple day tournament sucks

so

much

Falco is much easier to be consistent with imo, and Marth

;_;
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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Really I paly as random all day in friendilies minus pikachu and some other people when i'm not snadbagging hard like peach/ness/DK/m2 and that's it who I won't really play as.

also I have problems with my ice climbers :( I don't grab much and I spam and camp more than most people.

I love them but I just like the lack of pressure sometimes when I play as falco/fox/falcon/puff/sheik i've got a few sexy combos as falco. Really if I gave up pichu/ice climbers I would go puff/falco. and end up falco.


also more people need to main pichu he is just to good.
 

Zoler

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your grammars and spelling are getting so good ICG o.O it's frightening me
 

INSANE CARZY GUY

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sorry man , Falco vs pichu wow , pichu ***** falco about as much as ICs freeze glitch , falco must deal with a small target and a great recovery and pichu can string the same move over and over again ,moves like up smash up throw up tilt upair nair and falco is the second easiest character to spike with down smash

(you can try in training with fox ! Back throw 2 down-smash him to his death he must be at 0% at his re-spawn on FD) falco has what he has on everyone and his laser's can't hit a ducking pichu.So i think that's it for falco
before I was perm banned from the melee boards only. once I came back I was much more bareable and less of a noob.
 

KirbyKaze

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Peach is amazing!!!! :mad:
Maybe in your weird version.

In NTSC we have evil mammals from outer space, a prince that's a bigger queen than Peach's handlers, a transsexual ninja that still has her balls (they were taken off in PAL/Brawl), and a bunch of strange people that play this horrible race car character that's complete trash but also combos Peach to death without warning.

It's really hard to wear a pretty dress and frolic in the fields with FC Fairs will all this going on.

Ice Climbers are amazing!!! :mad:
Oh you... :laugh:

They're adorable though. I will give them that.
 

Archangel

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Fox sucks

remaining constant with him at a multiple day tournament sucks

so

much

Falco is much easier to be consistent with imo, and Marth

;_;
I agree. There is a reason I gave up being a fox main, although I still use him when I can. I would trust my Marth, Falco, Sheik, Falcon & Peach to get the job done over him. When I play good with Fox I can actually get off. I shock myself sometimes but when I'm playing bad it's REALLY bad. Fox is just so up and down for me:(. Which sucks because I like fox.
 

Darkman.exe213

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In NTSC we have evil mammals from outer space, a prince that's a bigger queen than Peach's handlers, a transsexual ninja that still has her balls (they were taken off in PAL/Brawl), and a bunch of strange people that play this horrible race car character that's complete trash but also combos Peach to death without warning.
Erm...only one of the two mammals from outer space is actually a mammal.

...Anyway, I really dislike playing against Fox or Falco as Link. :< Shine > Link.
 

Zoler

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personally ive been a sheik fan since day one, but I just picked her cuz everyone here told me you get good with sheik the fastest >.< I came to love HER quite quickly tho

I have a secret love for peach tho and I just want to treat her the way she deserves
 
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