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OFFICIAL AZ Power Rankings & Social Thread (Updated: 11/27/13)

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Thats a perfect pickup line!!! I can see how it would go over now.

"Hey baby! I'll show you a bit of my AZ Anger!"
"What's that?"
"What? AZ Anger?"
"Ya..."
..."Does this rag smell like cloraform to you?"

Its made of win =]
 
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Thanks :D

And no I instead use the pickup line in more of the traditional fashion.

"Hey baby wanna see my AZ Anger?"

"Huh? Whats that?"

"You don't know what AZ Anger is?"

"Uhhhhh no."

"Look behind you it's right there."

*As she looks you hit her over the head with a club and drag her home*

works every time.
 
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"A new method of date ****, dubbed "AZ Anger" is hitting the streets of Tucson, find out how severely young women and teens could be affected. Tonight at 9."


i can see it now.
 
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Twin_A said:
Thanks :D

And no I instead use the pickup line in more of the traditional fashion.

"Hey baby wanna see my AZ Anger?"

"Huh? Whats that?"

"You don't know what AZ Anger is?"

"Uhhhhh no."

"Look behind you it's right there."

*As she looks you hit her over the head with a club and drag her home*

works every time.
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why is every twin from nm i meet is full of eff'n win?!!?
 
Twin_A

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Dark Shifter said:
why is every twin from nm i meet is full of eff'n win?!!?
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Hahaha too good.

And nice one Jane. Good thing I'm not from there so the suspicion will never come back to haunt me :p

Oh yes other popular forms od AZ Anegr include a tazer, a tazer gun, and using straight up charm to woo a girl back to your home (but thats waaay too hard for most)
 
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the beauty of AZ Anger is that you can keep switching up the "method in question" (from rag, to club, to tazer, to roofies, etc) so no one will ever catch on! lol
 
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Hahaha I love AZ!

But my favorite AZ Anger! pick up line is this one:

"Hey your hot"
"F off"
"Oooh fiesty. Want some AZ Anger huh huh???"
"Whats AZ Anger?"
"Its where (fill in rough explicit content of choice)"
"That sounds like a good time."
...
"So I don't need the cloraform?"
"No..."
Club her

Always wins... but that only ever happened once. They normally get grossed out sadly... and cloraform is going up in price too! Stupid economy =[
 
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"Hi, you appear to be interested in the same things that I am"
"Oh, well, I find you attractive and would like to invest more time in a relationship with you."
"Really? Wow, that would be awesome, I should take you out to dinner."
"Dinner? I would love to go out with you one night, where would you like to go?"
"I could eat anywhere as long as I'm with you; you decide!"
"Ok, I'll choose McDonalds."
"..."
"Wha~"
"AZ ANGER!!!"
*slap*
*drags home*

Is this right? I'm a total AZ Anger n00b.
 
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^so true. Not bad tho. Next time less romance and more clubbing too. But still well done.

Just happened to me.

Me: "Hey kid want some candy?"
Kid: "Stranger danger!"
Kids attractive older sister: "Stay away from him!"
Me: "Hey babe want some AZ Anger? And candy?"
Her: "NO!!!"
Club her and give the kid some almond joys and suckers.
 
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omg haha i should have never mentioned AZ anger for picking up women LOL

now this thread is going to have 5 pages if hypothetical **** scenarios

and not melee ****.
 
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Fine I will try to tell a story that does not involve "****".

Her: "Hey are you the twin that does magic!?"
Me: *Tazer*
Her: *Passed out*
Me: "AZ Anger!!!!!!"

...

Dang it I messed up that one...

Alright lets try it again.

Me: "Hey there sexy."
Her: "I'm a guy."
Me: "AHHH!!!" *clubs and runs*

...

alright one more time.

Me: "Hey excuse me can you direct me to Phoenix."
Her: *clubs me*

Now this one was interesting because I woke up to a tape of some psycho puppet clown that started talking like he's smoked 13 packs of cigarretes every day for the past 50 years. He told me:

Him: "Hello Kyle. All today you have cracked jokes about AZ Anger and date ****. Well now the jokes on you..."

Me: "Taj is that you? Are you still mad I beat you in handslap?"

Him: "This isn't Taj you id..."

Me: "Oh is it Bryce? Look dude I'm sorry I left you hanging that one night you wanted to show me some AZ Anger but I had the best intentions."

Him: "Wait what!?"

Me: "Oh you must not be Bryce. It's not Forward is it? Still mad after that cuddling expedition we had?"

Him: "NO this isn't..."

Me: "Ohhh its Wobbles!!! Haha I get it! I show you some magic you make me disappear. Look if yoiu wanted to know how the trick was done that badly you could have just asked."

Him: "Who the hell is Taj and Wobbles!?"

Me: "Well Taj is a nobody I mean he did get 4 stocked by SS, but Wobbles is a household name!"

Him: "Ah **** it I give up. You can go home. But first I have to ask. Does that cloth next to you smell like cloroform?"

Me: *sniffs and blacks out*


**next day**

"Hello Kyle..."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
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So Falcon walks up to Samus and goes "Show your moves."
Samus: AZ ANGER!
*club + drags*
Then a hypothetical girl on guy **** scenario.

Now I'm done. This is probably spam.

Goop, are you holding a goopfest soon?
 
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coreygames since samus ***** falcon soooooooo bad how about you money match me

i haven't improved at all lately. i'm still pretty terrible
 
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Hahaha oh ****!!! And Bryce that was a good one =]

"Hi I'm a twin that does magic tricks... wanna see one?"
"Wait. Didn't you also help start a date **** AZ Anger thingy?"
...
Me: "AZ Anger!"
Punch her in the face and run
 
Twin_A

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Hey hey hey we never talked about physically punching women in the face...

Just clubbing...

And Tazering...

Now what we need is a scapegoat.

So I heard that Tai really does this kind of stuff! In fact he gave the me inspiratiuon to joke like this! Go get him officers!

Hey Tai I'll teach you that one trick if you tell them its all your fault.
:p
 
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Lol Kyle. Blame the asain kid. It always works...

Here's another easy example.

Me: "Oh my god I'm about to get 4 stocked by SS!"
SS: "Tech skill... mind games... falcon... tech skill... moms hugs... captain falcon..." (I know huh)
Me: "AZ ANGER!"
Throw deck of cards at his face, unplug his controller, and win

So there you go Taj. Next time u play him just have a deck of cards on you lol
 
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Twin_A said:
I could 4 stock SS one handed... assuming that my brother holds him and his fan base back while I unplug his controller and quickly f smash him to death :p

<3 Axe

just throwing that out there
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SS can do damage to you even without a controller plugged in.
 
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This is true. But you must not have seen me and my brother in action. We could have single handedly taken out all of genesis with our bare hands. Kyle gets Taj (in an epic fight), I get the rest. When I finish I jump in and help out Kyle (if needed) and we win bwahahaha.

<3 AZ. Just throwing that out there lol.

This thread is way more fun than NM thread right now
 
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But our tournaments are way more fun than any where else in the US. :D
 
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me working at Mcdonalds: "hi, may i take your order?"
******** dude: "hey uhhh..... can i get a whopper?"
me: "AZ ANGER!!!!!!" *clubs* :upsidedown:
 
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