[Nesu] It's so deserted here I could find Criminal Caterpillars. (Post here if you're cool)

[DDM]

LOL, you guys are just about as crazy as us!

 

[Eagleye893]

we need a NESStival! everyone around in the midwest come to some tourneys over here in chicago (preferably clash of brokenness this weekend). I want to see some of your guys' ness skills.

 

[thesage]

So I guess Dajayman is actually Dagayman if you know what I mean lol.

No offense was intended in this post. Neither were over ten kittens harmed whilst I was creating it (I counted 7).

 

[Uffe]

Darn it all. I missed the funny stuff. DDM, are you here for our steak?

 

[Dajayman]

we need a NESStival! everyone around in the midwest come to some tourneys over here in chicago (preferably clash of brokenness this weekend). I want to see some of your guys' ness skills.

I'm going to COB, but only for Brawl+ since it's a dollar side event (can't afford anymore than that, Brawl is ten dollars while I have $2.25 total).

So I guess Dajayman is actually Dagayman if you know what I mean lol.

No offense was intended in this post. Neither were over ten kittens harmed whilst I was creating it (I counted 7).

All I have to say is... theGAYge! Gay sex?

 

[smash64]

you guys are silly

 

[thesage]

I'm going to COB, but only for Brawl+ since it's a dollar side event (can't afford anymore than that, Brawl is ten dollars while I have $2.25 total).

I thought prostitution paid better.

All I have to say is... theGAYge! Gay sex?

Mine worked better =P I only replaced one letter while you had to replace one and then add in another one. Plus J sounds more like G than S does. Therefore I'm superior to you, since your name is easier to make sexual related jokes out of. I will now laugh like Mandark.

HAHHAHHAH HAHA HAHAHA

lollollol lolol lololol

Edit: Clearly, I'm being srs here. Very srs.

 

[Uffe]

I haven't seen Dexter's Luborutory in ages! Also, this particular name calling seems familiar. I remember on the Samus boards Sago called King Chaos "King Gayos" and then he called Sago "Sagay".

 

[Dajayman]

I thought prostitution paid better.



Mine worked better =P I only replaced one letter while you had to replace one and then add in another one. Plus J sounds more like G than S does. Therefore I'm superior to you, since your name is easier to make sexual related jokes out of. I will now laugh like Mandark.

HAHHAHHAH HAHA HAHAHA

lollollol lolol lololol

Edit: Clearly, I'm being srs here. Very srs.

Very deep, srs conversations here in this thread. I was renaming you based on how our names are pronounced.

Pronounciations:
Dajayman
da (the) - jay (rhymes with gay) - mahn.

thesage
the - say (gay) j.

There, now you won't be confused about your sexuality anymore since you know you're gay now. I was going to send DeeDee to distract your inner Mandark, but then I remembered you are gay. :D

Edit: Dexter's Lab is an awesome show.

Edit 2: since Uffe is prnounced oof - aye, you are now oof - gay! UffGay!

 

[Uffe]

I saw that coming. But it sounds so strange. Like Uffe is smooth. UffGay has this rough sound to it. It's like trying to speak a foreign language. I feel honored to be apart of this.

 

[FireKirby7]

Well, everybody calls me FireK.

FireK. FireGay. I'm part of the family too!

 

[Uffe]

^^^ I lol'd. I never asked to be apart of this. :S

 

[Dajayman]

Okay, now it's official.

ALL Ness mains are gay. If you don't have a "gay name" yet, proceed to modify your current name to make it gay.

 

[Uffe]

Does this mean HardGay is apart of our group now?

 

[:mad:]

lolwut.

What's with the gay discussion?

 

[Uffe]

I'm too lazy to bother checking. Just convert your name and you're in. Good night.

 

[Dajayman]

I got this. This one is easy!

Straked = GAYked!!!

 

[Levitas]

hmm, I know this is a general discussion, but "talking" "about" ness players doesn't really qualify as even remotely about ness...

 

[NintenJoe]

I just had the weirdest ****ing dream... It started out with this kid, Ness (who doesn't even look like he does in the video game) and two of his random friends (one boy and one girl) running away from two or three policemen inside their school. The school was gigantic and there were probably about 30 thousand students attending or something... So, Ness and the girl he's with are geniuses or something and they can avoid the police with ease by manipulating the crowd of people by starting fires or yelling "apocolypse!". The crowd would usually run away or towards the outside of the school, allowing the kids to escape while the crowd pushes the police outside/wherever the majority of the crowd is going. Then, Ness and his friends get outside and find out that they're being chased by two special agents. The group begins to feel uncomfortable because they don't know why people are after them and the openness of the outdoors. Without crowd control, it would be difficult to avoid these special agents. Ness and the girl (the boy dissapeared from the dream at this point lol) head towards the city to avoid the special agents, but end up finding them there instead. One agent is a really old guy and the other looks like the old agent's younger alter ego. For some reason, the agents have laser guns and they start shooting and Ness and his friend. There's a brief scene where Ness is running around a corner while just missing a laser shot and the girl looks grim. They take up refuge in some sort of shack and they take on new members. (It starts getting REALLY weird now) A year or so passes and the kids are back at school. Ness is walking alone when he encounters the older special agent. He starts to run away and he encounters the girl, who start complaining that they're in the deserted part of school and that they cannot use crowd control to save themselves. There's a brief scene where Ness and the girl are hiding in some cave-like structure away from the agents. The next section is a blur, but I guess that Ness and the girl (who dissapears from this point are) were tired of running so they gave themselves up. Another brief scene where Ness is talking to a girl from my school:

Girl: "Well, they finally caught you, huh?"
Ness: "Yea, I guess so. I never thought that it would end like this..."
GIrl: "You guys were always running... I'm going to miss our little group."
Ness: "Oh Katie... I mean Catherine... you always were the normal one." (I actually forgot the name mid-dream and corrected myself)

Ness leaves the shack that they were in and is led by the old agent to the end of a pier. The man tells Ness that he needs to act like a normal child in order to fit in well with soceity. He says "Meet me at the Pokemon museum at the end of the pier at a normal time while wearing normal attire". Ness inquires "What time?" (I forgot the answer)

So, the next day Ness walks into this antique house wearing a blue striped tuxedo and his hair is combed over. The two agents are waiting for him inside. For some reason, they begin to fight a simulation of a squid and the agents are struggling to defeat it. Ness scares it of by using PK Fire twice (the only reason why I know it's Ness). The dream actually ends with some music while the squid flees, ensring a happy ending. I wake up. WTF

 

[Dajayman]

Weird dream NintenHo.

 

[Neon Ness]

I'ma go out on a limb and say you had some sort of spicy foodlike substance before going to sleep. And you play too much Brawl since you're having dreams about it.

Still funny, though.

 

[smash64]

calling peoples name i see thats mean

 

[CarVac]

He must've had Superspicy curry.

 

[Uffe]

I can say the Mani Mani Statue was behind it all.

 

[Levitas]

Weird, I had to wake up during my REM cycle last night as well, and wasn't happy about it when I woke up. Actually, it pretty much ruined my day.

I'm pretty sure that "getting chased" is one of those universal dreams like flying/falling.

 

[NintenJoe]

I'ma go out on a limb and say you had some sort of spicy foodlike substance before going to sleep. And you play too much Brawl since you're having dreams about it.

Still funny, though.

the weird part is that I was playing Paper Mario for the N64 all day. This dream was completely random.

 

[Uffe]

Weird, I had to wake up during my REM cycle last night as well, and wasn't happy about it when I woke up. Actually, it pretty much ruined my day.

I'm pretty sure that "getting chased" is one of those universal dreams like flying/falling.

I hate dream that ruin your day. For me, it's something I can't stop thinking about until the next day. I like dreams where I fly. Getting chased is scary.

 

[Dajayman]

My dreams are often weird and make zero sense, which is why I only remember them for two minutes after I wake up.

 

[Man of Popsicle]

calling peoples name i see thats mean

smashG4Y...

That sucks.
In other news I need someone to upload my ness video involving my mad skills.

 

[Jenkins]

i was told to post here if i was cool.

so.....here i am :D

 

[Uffe]

Welcome to the Ness boards, Fox man! Here is where Ness lives. He moved from Onett to Smashville.

 

[Dajayman]

Listen to UffGay! XD

 

[Uffe]

Ironically, you calling me UffGay might actually help people to know how to pronounce my name correctly... Just without the "g".

 

[Vecayse]

I'm pretty cool, I think so I'm gonna post :D I have my first tournament to go to on Saturday, should be fun. Wonder how many people will be Ness mains there...

 

[Ref]

.....What?

 

[Dajayman]

I'm pretty cool, I think so I'm gonna post :D I have my first tournament to go to on Saturday, should be fun. Wonder how many people will be Ness mains there...

One. You, Vegayse.

.....What?

Ref is alive?!?!?!

 

[thesage]

Ref is the old FOW lol.

Also I had the weirdest dream of all. It involved a lot of things but in the end I was possessed by the fetus (well it wasn't really a fetus but I'm too lazy to explain) of a cat.

Anybody play eb recently. I'm starting my annual summer playthrough this weekend after I do some testing for brawl+.

 

[NintenJoe]

Ref is the old FOW lol.

Also I had the weirdest dream of all. It involved a lot of things but in the end I was possessed by the fetus (well it wasn't really a fetus but I'm too lazy to explain) of a cat.

Anybody play eb recently. I'm starting my annual summer playthrough this weekend after I do some testing for brawl+.

just started my first run through actually. I finally decided to stop waiting for the VC release... (that'll never happen: http://starmen.net/ebvc/)

 

[Uffe]

I already played EarthBound a long time ago. I did start on Mother some time ago, but I haven't really been playing it much. I think I'm still in Ellay. So I'm pretty close to finally beating the game.

 

[Vecayse]

Vegayse? Genius. I started playing EB recently like two days ago actually my first run through, good fun so far.