NC Catfish Social Thread! *<3 KEV*

[Juno McGrath]

*comes downstairs*

Hey guys, Im gonna need you to...Okay?

?

 

[Dark Hart]

*dies*



Edit: dillon Uzzell also *dies*

Edit2: and Keara :D

 

[ph00tbag]

Seriously, Kevin, that was kinda uncalled for. Who do you think you are?

 

[Dr Peepee]

ha'dizzzzzz

 

[Dorsey]

Idk whose day is more ****ed after this morning... mine or the possum I gave the baseball bat at 4am.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

dorsey with the first line of the best short story ever not made yet




@Dylan: srsly gaiz?! are you guys srsly??

 

[Dr Peepee]

LMFAO what did the opossum do to deserve that XD

 

[Dorsey]

Killed one of my chickens... small ****er worked on a 1 inch crack in the door digging and prying it until he squeezed through. thing was smaller than most of the chickens... anyway i prob. woke up half the neighborhood screaming at the thing, getting woken up by chickens from a possum at 3:30 is a ****ty time. he couldn't find a way out so he jumped on some chicken wire that was bowing out, so I stepped up to the plate and mark mcguire'd his ***.

the end.

he hit the other side of the coop.

 

[Dr Peepee]

LOOOOOL

that's intense

and then you ate him right

 

[Dorsey]

couldn't find my granpappy's ol recipe for muskrat stew so no

..no hot sauce either

 

[Dark Hart]

gosh Kevin


you're sick

 

[Juno McGrath]

gosh Kevin


you're sick

 

[Divinokage]

Rofl Coraline, great movie.

 

[Dark Hart]

gosh, Kage


you're sick

 

[Divinokage]

Why, thank you.

 

[RaphaelRobo]

Rofl Coraline, great movie.

Personally, I prefer Catherine.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

lollllllllll



i remember one time dr pp said called me "sick" cuz i was hating on the PR panel

 

[Dr Peepee]

I remember when cam was funny on the boards

=(

 

[bossa nova ♪]

i don't

 

[Dorsey]

Cam is funny to me.. Then again simple minds are easy to please. Give me a turkey leg and a forty and i'm good to go.

 

[Dark Hart]

I remember when I...

Actually...

Probably shouldn't tell that story...

 

[ph00tbag]

I remember when we used to sing

sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

 

[bossa nova ♪]

turkey leg and a forty

****, sounds good to me.

 

[Ocean]

I want to do something this weekend probably.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Kyle we could always hang out.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

guys, i wanna hang out

 

[Dark Hart]

OMG YOU DIDN'T LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DJ, you don't love cats do you?

 

[Juno McGrath]

Can't hug every cat

 

[vZakat]

I had probably the most awkward conversation of my life today at work. This guy was telling me about how he wanted to be a pornstar in the past and was explaining to me how the porn industry works. As well as many crazy stories about different pornstars. The moral of the story was "don't shoot cocaine strait into your penis".

 

[DJRome]

well that settles it

i'm off to la to shoot some porn

 

[Dorsey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSBw9fFfPpg

^everything you need to know about shooting porn at about 10 mins in +

 

[Lightsyde]

guys, i wanna hang out

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so many fish

I had probably the most awkward conversation of my life today at work. This guy was telling me about how he wanted to be a pornstar in the past and was explaining to me how the porn industry works. As well as many crazy stories about different pornstars. The moral of the story was "don't shoot cocaine strait into your penis".

HAHAHAHAHAHAH best moral ever

Spoiler

thought I don't think people shoot coke to begin with

Real talk, our conversations are too ridiculous. We need to get dinner again sometime soon.

well that settles it

i'm off to la to shoot some porn

I am probably going to put this in my sign. lmao

 

[Dr Peepee]

cam I'd hang out =p

who else is tryna hang out

anyone

 

[Juno McGrath]

well that settles it

i'm off to la to shoot some porn

 

[ph00tbag]

I can hang out on the weekend.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

cam I'd hang out =p

who else is tryna hang out

anyone

 

[bossa nova ♪]

I can hang out on the weekend.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

You guys are all named Carl? Impressive...

 

[Dark Hart]

You guys are all named Carl? Impressive...

 

[ph00tbag]

One of my peers is named Carl.

He doesn't wear glasses, though.