My Little Pony General

[BSP]

I'd expect Twilight to ask you about the human race in general as well. If you ride her, expect to talk a lot too.

 

[Leaf.]

... She wouldn't be talking about the English language now, would she? Vast magical knowledge attained from her library of books? This is like the best case scenario for a librarian/bookworm to be talking this much.

Go have your Dashie attitude somewhere else.

Right, all the cool ponies wanna walk down a dirt road talking about Starswirl.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I would ride Rarity because i'm sure she wouldn't mind if i made her hurt a little with the riding crop.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

maybe you should switch it up by having pinkie ***** by the guards...

 

[Vinylic.]

Not interested in anything of the sort.

I live alone.

 

[Espy Rose]

We're talking about riding ponies?
I like this subject.

 

[Geoberos]

I'd expect Twilight to ask you about the human race in general as well. If you ride her, expect to talk a lot too.

Expected to talk a lot? Even better~ Although, nothing short of books available somewhere some how.

Right, all the cool ponies wanna walk down a dirt road talking about Starswirl.

...the Bearded? Why of course! She never did get to teaching her magic history course. I thought all the "cool" ponies were too busy soaring through the skies, so why aren't you there? Twilight went to the Gala to talk. I'm so ****ing ready for this. Eat this ****, MAx10N since you called Twilight like a real woman for going to the Gala to talk.

 

[Anthon1996]

Me and Twilight can both talk hours about nothing.

 

[Zajice]

I'd probably go with pinkie pie because I'd be the most bouncy and fun although it might be a little difficult to stay on. I also like pinkie's bouncy sounds.

I'm trying not to look at this conversation sexually, but it's really hard.

 

[Espy Rose]

^^^^^

 

[Vinylic.]

I know right?

It's like they're fully adjusted to saying things like that.
Not to mention all of the wrong ways you can think.

"Now they see our gay appearance"

What they meant: Happy faces
Others thought: "lol, they said gay"

 

[NinjaFoxX]

ps id ride pinkie for the reality warping and running faster than RD can fly

 

[Zatchiel]

I had the same interpretation, though I did not feel up to pointing it out, especially after my reply. I chuckled when I read Zaj's quote, though.

 

[BSP]

ps id ride pinkie for the reality warping and running faster than RD can fly

Buuut Sonic rainbooms yo

I imagine RD would be like a rollercoaster

So fluttershy would be like Kiddieland

 

[M!nt]

Nope I see nothing sexual here, none whats so ever.

PS I'm never going to jappleack again :/

 

[Leaf.]

PS I'm never going to jappleack again :/

lol, poor applebloom.

 

[BSP]

Any non sexual answers? I'm curious to know which one you guys would pick

 

[Zajice]

All of them.

 

[john!]

"we can fly over to my cottage... i-if that's okay with you, i mean..."

 

[Zajice]

PS I'm never going to jappleack again :/

She knows what she did.

 

[vZakat]

My answer wasn't sexual. >_>

 

[Phoenix Lord']

My answer wasn't sexual either, I'd ride Rarity. I can't ride Applejack because she'd be too busy.

 

[Vinylic.]

THE WORDS I WANT TO SAY IS NOT COMING OUT.
DUE TO WHAT I THINK WHEN I READ THAT.

/caps

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Oh Jappleack, you're too much!

 

[Zajice]

 

[Leaf.]

She probably had it coming, really.

Trying to force a cutie mark.

 

[Vinylic.]

Bloomabuse.

Something I hate for once.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Bloomabuse.

Well now you got me thinking that they should make an Ask Dainbow Rash tumblr just for some good ole' fashioned Scootabuse. Swag.

 

[Z'zgashi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWd5x09gWoE&feature=g-u

 

[Vinylic.]

Dainbow Rash sounds so hilarious. Oh man, I can only wish on how she'd be loving to be at the speed of sound.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Scootabuse - "How sad, but oh well nobody likes her anyways"
Bloomabuse - "OH GOD!

JAPPLEACK!? YOU'RE ARE ANZ TURRIBLE HUMAN BEAN!!!"

 

[Z'zgashi]

I see nothing wrong with Bloomabuse.

 

[Vinylic.]

I'm not really the first person to make that up.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Bloomabuse > Scootabuse

 

[ph00tbag]

I'd ride Rainbow Dash, because we could go fast like swoosh! And right before we'd hit the ground, shoom! She'd pull back, vroom!!! And then we'd loop around and around like woom! woom! woom! woom! woom! woom! WOOM!!!

 

[Zajice]

Need more sweetabuse.

 

[Vinylic.]

I'd ride Rainbow Dash, because we could go fast like swoosh! And right before we'd hit the ground, shoom! She'd pull back, vroom!!! And then we'd loop around and around like woom! woom! woom! woom! woom! woom! WOOM!!!

God help me so, My brain is full of f***.

 

[john!]

i just read my little dashie today:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/1/My-Little-Dashie/My-Little-Dashie

hooooly ****. i haven't cried in years but i came pretty close

everyone who hates fanfiction should give it a read

 

[Sinister Slush]

>hates fanfiction
>"should give it a read"
I skimmed it to the box part and instantly knew it was a fanfic based on those images where RD is photoshopped onto real life objects and stopped from there, forgot the term used for that style but there's others as well like Pinkie Pie Fluttershy Twilight Mrs. Cake etc.

Either way not gonna bother with this fanfic, The last one I read that wasn't a random clopfic or Scars was Slendermane and it most likely will be the last unless something else that piques my interest comes up.

Also, My love for bats actually increased past snakes. (month old image but felt like posting it after watching Ace Ventura again)

 

[john!]

sluuuuuush

you didn't really give it a chance

i mean, i've only read like 5 fanfics, but it's the best one out of those 5 and one of the best pieces of creative writing i've ever read

you don't have to read it, but don't judge it by the last few pages