KraidGuy
Smash Ace
OMG...... that guy has problems. You win this thread.
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Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)
- Thread starter Yaya
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NjHudz
Smash Apprentice
Wow...........
ThatInsaneKid
Smash Cadet
HappyBirthday
Smash Cadet
A kid at my school once said, " I am actually upset about Hyrule Temple being in Brawl because the computer always knows where the pokeballs are going to land."
omega_ridley_X
Smash Apprentice
he must be really n00b then lol
KingKraken
Smash Journeyman
"I'm not buying this game because Little Mac isn't a playable character."
I swear to god someone on IGN said that.
I swear to god someone on IGN said that.
Worst idea ever.
wow, just wow
KraidGuy
Smash Ace
How did someone not put that up before? It was made like 4 months ago.
"Smash Bros Brawl!? you are asking 2 weeks off for a game?"
"I dont know why you want Smash Bros Brawl so bad, it's just like the 64 one"
^ note: second comment comes from a person that just cant take game sequels for some reason, he saw me play MKDS and said that it was the same as MK64
"I dont know why you want Smash Bros Brawl so bad, it's just like the 64 one"
^ note: second comment comes from a person that just cant take game sequels for some reason, he saw me play MKDS and said that it was the same as MK64
yogho
Smash Apprentice
"A few items like motion-sensor bombs, super scopes, and bombs can dramatically unbalance gameplay."
"You can't practice "luck". You can't choose to have "luck". it wouldn't be fair to the person who actually tries to win and puts his all into it to lose because a pill that JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE ****ING EXPLOSIVE kills him, or that a bomb-omb that JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE NEXT TO HIM kills him, or that sort of ilk."
"There fact that it is possible to turn off items presumably means that some matches were meant to be played with them off. No one likes them in tournies because it allows the weaker player to win if they get sufficiently lucky, and when there is a prize for the ultimate winner, that sucks balls."
"If the choice is either full on tourneytard or ultra-casual not even caring who wins, I'll go tourney myself. The whole point of competition is to do your best to win. If you're not trying your hardest, go read a book, take a nap, anything else that doesn't have winners and losers."
"lol @ casual "gamers" I love how people participate in a hobby the suck balls at and think they count. Casual "gamers" are no better than fanfiction writers or deviant***s who draw pictures of Spongebob ****ing Haruhi."
"Yea, but a random change in the stage, though you know its coming can turn a strategy over and everybody knows that if you're so into the game the fact you have to jump to a platform instead of hitting your enemy is going to piss you off, thats why all tourney ***s use maps you can Waveshine on"
"the point of a tournament is being able to fight each other without any sort of outside influence affecting the fight, to show who is more skilled than another. having an "off day" has nothing to do with being skilled or trying your hardest, and shouldn't have to affect a regular, balanced fight."
"it removes the more random parts of it to try and make it into a more balanced fighter. it takes away what makes it a casual, jump-in sort of game, and molds it into the kind of game that can be practiced, the kind of game that actually is at least more equal. some people find a battle of equality, where no one can get an upper hand due to a ******** deus ex machina, and where the only thing that you can be graded on is how well you can execute your moves and keep focused. but of course, NOPE, IT HAS TO HAVE BOB-OMBS AND SUPER FLAT ZONE AND BE COMPLETELY RANDOM AND WACKY LOL TO BE FUN ^^ DESU-NE. die slowly in a fire."
"Then why not ban Fox? HURRR, MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE. If you want to hit four buttons over and over for your free kill, go eat a cake or do something else that's really easy and gives simple gratification."
"Tourney***s are the **** killing ALL video games in general. They can't handle the heat of items so they turn it off. They can't handle the way a map works so they ban it. They can't handle the way a character outmatches Fox so they ban it. But they don't ban bugs and exploits....right and WE'RE the scrubs"
"Fixing the game so the only stages or methods of gameplay you can use benefits a grand total of maybe five characters tops doesn't seem like "fair and even" to me. What about characters like Mewtwo, who benefit from items and are thus totally ****ing shafted? or characters who would do well on moving stages who are once again ****ed for Final Destination/Battlefield? Balancing the game in favor of certain characters doesn't seem like balancing it at all, it seems like ****ing it up."
"SSB is the tourneytard game for ***gots who suck at every other FIGHTAN GAEM in existence. Basically SSB tournaments are a desperate grasp for some kind of achievement in their pathetic lives."
(On needing items to use Zero Suit Samus) "I'm boycotting this game garunteed now. Wavedashing or not, that's just completely stupid. I in no way trust sakurai anymore and hope he dies." ~ To
tourney***s, forcing them to use items is like shoving a cake in an oven.
"Fun is subjective, understand that CPB&. Ebaums has fun posting porn all over the place for the "lulz", casuals have fun playing with items on wacky stages, and I have fun beating my opponent to a bloody pulp with no aid whatsoever on neutral stages.
not really brawl but overal these quotes are made of win. For the people who dont get it. Just read them one more time real closely and think about it what you do to yourself and why you arent laughing about it.
"You can't practice "luck". You can't choose to have "luck". it wouldn't be fair to the person who actually tries to win and puts his all into it to lose because a pill that JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE ****ING EXPLOSIVE kills him, or that a bomb-omb that JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE NEXT TO HIM kills him, or that sort of ilk."
"There fact that it is possible to turn off items presumably means that some matches were meant to be played with them off. No one likes them in tournies because it allows the weaker player to win if they get sufficiently lucky, and when there is a prize for the ultimate winner, that sucks balls."
"If the choice is either full on tourneytard or ultra-casual not even caring who wins, I'll go tourney myself. The whole point of competition is to do your best to win. If you're not trying your hardest, go read a book, take a nap, anything else that doesn't have winners and losers."
"lol @ casual "gamers" I love how people participate in a hobby the suck balls at and think they count. Casual "gamers" are no better than fanfiction writers or deviant***s who draw pictures of Spongebob ****ing Haruhi."
"Yea, but a random change in the stage, though you know its coming can turn a strategy over and everybody knows that if you're so into the game the fact you have to jump to a platform instead of hitting your enemy is going to piss you off, thats why all tourney ***s use maps you can Waveshine on"
"the point of a tournament is being able to fight each other without any sort of outside influence affecting the fight, to show who is more skilled than another. having an "off day" has nothing to do with being skilled or trying your hardest, and shouldn't have to affect a regular, balanced fight."
"it removes the more random parts of it to try and make it into a more balanced fighter. it takes away what makes it a casual, jump-in sort of game, and molds it into the kind of game that can be practiced, the kind of game that actually is at least more equal. some people find a battle of equality, where no one can get an upper hand due to a ******** deus ex machina, and where the only thing that you can be graded on is how well you can execute your moves and keep focused. but of course, NOPE, IT HAS TO HAVE BOB-OMBS AND SUPER FLAT ZONE AND BE COMPLETELY RANDOM AND WACKY LOL TO BE FUN ^^ DESU-NE. die slowly in a fire."
"Then why not ban Fox? HURRR, MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE. If you want to hit four buttons over and over for your free kill, go eat a cake or do something else that's really easy and gives simple gratification."
"Tourney***s are the **** killing ALL video games in general. They can't handle the heat of items so they turn it off. They can't handle the way a map works so they ban it. They can't handle the way a character outmatches Fox so they ban it. But they don't ban bugs and exploits....right and WE'RE the scrubs"
"Fixing the game so the only stages or methods of gameplay you can use benefits a grand total of maybe five characters tops doesn't seem like "fair and even" to me. What about characters like Mewtwo, who benefit from items and are thus totally ****ing shafted? or characters who would do well on moving stages who are once again ****ed for Final Destination/Battlefield? Balancing the game in favor of certain characters doesn't seem like balancing it at all, it seems like ****ing it up."
"SSB is the tourneytard game for ***gots who suck at every other FIGHTAN GAEM in existence. Basically SSB tournaments are a desperate grasp for some kind of achievement in their pathetic lives."
(On needing items to use Zero Suit Samus) "I'm boycotting this game garunteed now. Wavedashing or not, that's just completely stupid. I in no way trust sakurai anymore and hope he dies." ~ To
tourney***s, forcing them to use items is like shoving a cake in an oven.
"Fun is subjective, understand that CPB&. Ebaums has fun posting porn all over the place for the "lulz", casuals have fun playing with items on wacky stages, and I have fun beating my opponent to a bloody pulp with no aid whatsoever on neutral stages.
not really brawl but overal these quotes are made of win. For the people who dont get it. Just read them one more time real closely and think about it what you do to yourself and why you arent laughing about it.WeeklyJumpman
Smash Journeyman
Wow, this is a pretty popular thread!
Here are some more stupid things I've 'heard':
Idiotic lines: "Krystal will be a Mewtwo clone".
"If Ridley's not playable, then Nintendo saved me fifty dollars".
"Resetti can fight; he's got legs!"
"Give Daisy some boxing gloves and she could be playable".
"My logical reason on why Sonic won't be on Brawl (thread title)".
"Nate Bihldorf's a pleaser of the people; he'll change Sonic's voice for me".
"Is Ike a Kirby clone?"
"Daisy's popularity in Japan KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"
"Wario's back says "Hurry Up!" in English, so America's getting Brawl first".
"Mario and Kirby are shaking hands; they is breakin' da rules!"
"I think Luigi'll be an assist figure like Waluigi".
"Diddy is just a small Donkey Kong".
"Diddy has a Dixie alt. costume, and Mario has a Luigi costume".
"Super Smash Bros. is a mind game; it's not meant for fun".
"Isaac and Felix are third-party".
"Ice Climbers, G and W, and Young Link are out; they've been replaced by
Ridley, Bowser Jr., and Wind Waker Link".
And believe me, there's PLENTY more where that came from...
Smash is such a massive series, it attracts all types of gamers; even the uninformed.
Here are some more stupid things I've 'heard':
Idiotic lines: "Krystal will be a Mewtwo clone".
"If Ridley's not playable, then Nintendo saved me fifty dollars".
"Resetti can fight; he's got legs!"
"Give Daisy some boxing gloves and she could be playable".
"My logical reason on why Sonic won't be on Brawl (thread title)".
"Nate Bihldorf's a pleaser of the people; he'll change Sonic's voice for me".
"Is Ike a Kirby clone?"
"Daisy's popularity in Japan KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"
"Wario's back says "Hurry Up!" in English, so America's getting Brawl first".
"Mario and Kirby are shaking hands; they is breakin' da rules!"
"I think Luigi'll be an assist figure like Waluigi".
"Diddy is just a small Donkey Kong".
"Diddy has a Dixie alt. costume, and Mario has a Luigi costume".
"Super Smash Bros. is a mind game; it's not meant for fun".
"Isaac and Felix are third-party".
"Ice Climbers, G and W, and Young Link are out; they've been replaced by
Ridley, Bowser Jr., and Wind Waker Link".
And believe me, there's PLENTY more where that came from...
Smash is such a massive series, it attracts all types of gamers; even the uninformed.
matthewdw94*
Smash Apprentice
my god, ive read the first 6 pages and im freaking mad, what ******* idiots!!!! halfway jk
Okysho
Smash Ace
yeah, it's true. but there's no need to get mad at it, the whole point of this board is so that you can laugh at the idiots who know nothing about brawl! ^_^
KraidGuy
Smash Ace
OMG I was just looking through the first few pages, and this has to be the stupidest thing ever.
Sad.
Kasek
Smash Ace
These are the only two that I find stupid (in that post).
Fandangox
Smash Lord
*is that bomberman in the background?*
matthewdw94*
Smash Apprentice
i geuss im just mad cuz i cant punch them in the face 
matthewdw94*
Smash Apprentice
i geuss im just mad cuz i cant punch them in the face
lilparadise
Smash Apprentice
Kirby has to be a starter.
KraidGuy
Smash Ace
Uh, wrong thread.
Kasek
Smash Ace
I think lilparadise meant that as an idiotic quote.
It said "Kirby's moves tomorrow" before he edited it.
Kasek
Smash Ace
Either way, I thin it's an idiotic quote.
Crizthakidd
Smash Champion
i was in line at gametop at 6 am on dec 3 then my dad came picked me up said oops delay. its feb 10th now ^_^
KraidGuy
Smash Ace
antimatter
Smash Lord
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2007
- Messages
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recent news on preset stages has ranged from silly to sublime.
nintendo power, volume 224
nintendo power, volume 224
shadowyoshi2345
Smash Journeyman
"wow i cant believe waluigi isnt a character, he deserved to be one,"
i know some people wanted him as a character, but honestly he's only played a significant role in the mario sports series games, and we don't want to have too many mario characters
i know some people wanted him as a character, but honestly he's only played a significant role in the mario sports series games, and we don't want to have too many mario characters
PITforREV
Smash Journeyman
Haha, I LOLed!
error_alt_delete
Smash Champion
"the smash dojo is a hoax, none of its real."
Okysho
Smash Ace
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!
fluffy1021
Smash Apprentice
im a patriot fan. and guess what...tom brady is my dad! he knows where you live...
jk
Blubba_Pinecone
Smash Ace
"Brawl is out already?!"
lol. I'm pretty sure someone else has heard this before but it's still funny when people get all excited about a game and don't even know the release date.
Of which then I replied to the kid, "Nooooooooooo; actually, I shouldn't say it in such a mean tone because you might just not be informed.... but either way, noooooooooooooo."
lol. I'm pretty sure someone else has heard this before but it's still funny when people get all excited about a game and don't even know the release date.
Of which then I replied to the kid, "Nooooooooooo; actually, I shouldn't say it in such a mean tone because you might just not be informed.... but either way, noooooooooooooo."
HarryTheChin
Smash Ace
- Joined
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"Hey, I live in the UK, and it is out already!"
geemann2236
Smash Journeyman
"Xeno is better than Ridley" Gawd, he must have been high.
quatripain
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2007
- Messages
- 241
ok now one of my friends knows its not out
butnow he sez that megaman has less of a chance tan leon
butnow he sez that megaman has less of a chance tan leon
Top 5 Stupidest Quotes Of SWF
"casual players wish they could be pros"
"Waluigi could be playable with Action Replay"
"the patriots are awful and are a bunch a ***gots"
"Brawl is just melee 2.0"
"if you can't deal with items, you're not half as skilled as you wish you were"
"casual players wish they could be pros"
"Waluigi could be playable with Action Replay"
"the patriots are awful and are a bunch a ***gots"
"Brawl is just melee 2.0"
"if you can't deal with items, you're not half as skilled as you wish you were"
PowerBomb
Smash Master
"Hey, what are you guys talking about?"
"Super smash bros brawl."
"Brawl? What is that?"
"Omfgz noobzors."
o.O
"Super smash bros brawl."
"Brawl? What is that?"
"Omfgz noobzors."
o.O