Event - Apex 2015 Moneymatches/callouts/trashtalk thread from NY

[ELI-mination]

"I beat hotdogturtle, a prominent poster on smashboards"

 

[The_NZA]

Yeah that would def be something more impressive to add to your playtester resume next time. Better than "Yeah I beat my 8-year old cousins in PM all the time. I'm good."

Any character is fine with me, homie!

Dog, I don't have a playtester resume. Taking out homies like you isn't a job for me. It's just something I do when I have a minute to kill.

But I'd be happy to optimize your resume with your most recent achievements. Might I suggest putting "Was 3 stocked by the NZA" under your "expected date of high school completion". Always willing to take time out of my day to help a Smasher out.

 

[Bryonato]

oh my God the shots right now

 

[The_NZA]

"I beat hotdogturtle, a prominent poster on smashboards"

I ain't in the game to talk **** about players I'm not slated to take money from. Right now, Eli, this is about your dollars, Gurukids tears, Gallo's innocence, my wallet.

 

[ELI-mination]

It's about your wallet alright.... $20?

 

[The_NZA]

It's about your wallet alright.... $20?

I'm good where I sit, homie. I have to leave room for the other BR members that want to come through.

 

[Vixen]

This is my callout: Any BR member who thought I wasn't good enough for a QA tester position, i'll happily money match you for $3-5 and show you how silly you all seem to me.

Pretty much this.

 

[Oro?!]

I hope you folks realize that not everyone who votes plays competetively.

 

[Vixen]

I have better tournament placings than most of the PMBR and I got rejected. :B

 

[Rizner]

Any chance you do Zelda dittos?

 

[Christopher Rodriguez]

I'll accept PM money matches from anyone.

^

 

[standardtoaster]

all of the mms with larger amounts of money on the line should be recorded

 

[ELI-mination]

Pretty much this.

Can I choose like 5 pmbr members for you to play?
Gurukid, Strong Bad, Zhime, Sethlon, Gallo.
That's not even including people like Professor Pro, Metroid, Oro, Leelue, and Reflex.

 

[Strong Badam]

I have better tournament placings than most of the PMBR and I got rejected. :B

Most of the PMBR is artists/animators/stage makers lol.

 

[Deleted member]

Can I choose like 5 pmbr members for you to play?
Gurukid, Strong Bad, Zhime, Sethlon, Gallo.
That's not even including people like Professor Pro, Metroid, Oro, Leelue, and Reflex.

How many of those guys do I have to beat before I'm cool?

I just want to be cool.

;_;

 

[The_NZA]

Can I choose like 5 pmbr members for you to play?
Gurukid, Strong Bad, Zhime, Sethlon, Gallo.
That's not even including people like Professor Pro, Metroid, Oro, Leelue, and Reflex.

I'll money match all of them quite happily. Are Prof, Metroid, Oro, Leelue, and Reflex gonna be there?

 

[Vixen]

Most of the PMBR is artists/animators/stage makers lol.

Most of the PLAYTESTERS.

At least when I applied I did. o3o

 

[ELI-mination]

Umbreon you'll never be cool
But the fact that you'll probably show up at the venue with one of those big foam fingers "Eli #1 fan!" might be a start, ma dood.

Also I'm pretty sure that Professor Pro, Metroid, Reflex, and Leelue are not going to apex.

Yea the pmbr has animators etc but animators, coders, stage creators etc shouldn't be making balance decisions let alone have a vote on the subject. But that's a discussion for another time.

Basically the argument that pmbr doesn't have very talented playtesters is void considering the names I listed. Although many of them are ******** I agree.

 

[GuruKid]

All this confidence, NZA, yet you're not willing to even make em $5 money matches? C'mon bro... make my Diddy sing like Elvis!

Pretty much this.

I have better tournament placings than most of the PMBR and I got rejected. :B

Yeah sorry, we don't accept Pit players that can't even arrow loop. Ask Gallo for advice then apply again.

And you're gonna have to up the ante from a measly $1 for me to even take the bait, mangz. Might as well be a friendly in that case. $5, your Pit vs my Diddy, Bo5?

 

[The_NZA]

All this confidence, NZA, yet you're not willing to even make em $5 money matches? C'mon bro... make my Diddy sing like Elvis!





Yeah sorry, we don't accept Pit players that can't even arrow loop. Ask Gallo for advice then apply again.

And you're gonna have to up the ante from a measly $1 for me to even take the bait, mangz. Might as well be a friendly in that case. $5, your Pit vs my Diddy, Bo5?

Listen Guru, this is about payback for me, not payment. I don't care about the money, I care about the vengeance, and proof of skill. I don't take you lightly, so I'll keep them at the $3 each.

Respect for my opponent as they would say. I'm still going to show a motha****a where its at, though so I expect your best.

PS: Diddy doesn't sing like elvis. He just kinda screams like a *****.

 

[standardtoaster]

If most of these high stake money matches are happening after PM grand finals or on the third day, I will be able to record them for sure.

 

[Gallo69]

PMBR vs #rejected crew battle MM???

 

[The_NZA]

LOL only if we get #elitheexile

 

[NightShadow6]

I could bring a stream set up possibly.

 

[Deleted member]

you guys should stream tonight and/or tomorrow because holidays are ****ing boring.

 

[ELI-mination]

If most of these high stake money matches are happening after PM grand finals or on the third day, I will be able to record them for sure.

But after I win GFs nobody is gonna wanna MM me

 

[kellyk1035]

Melee- Any luigi player's $5 to $10 mm vs LuigigoShard

 

[Zerudahime]

Any chance you do Zelda dittos?

I will Zelda ditto you Rizner.
How much money will you give me?

 

[Rizner]

I will Zelda ditto you Rizner.
How much money will you give me?

Sounds good. I could use like $5 or $10 if you're up for that

 

[ELI-mination]

Rizner I suggest like $50
Come on couldn't you use 50?

 

[Vixen]

All this confidence, NZA, yet you're not willing to even make em $5 money matches? C'mon bro... make my Diddy sing like Elvis!





Yeah sorry, we don't accept Pit players that can't even arrow loop. Ask Gallo for advice then apply again.

And you're gonna have to up the ante from a measly $1 for me to even take the bait, mangz. Might as well be a friendly in that case. $5, your Pit vs my Diddy, Bo5?

Yeah because a technique that has no real-match application outweighs 8 years of competitive experience in one of the best regions in the world.

Sure, hit me up.

 

[Att1cus]

Posted in the wrong thread, sorry m8s

 

[Jolteon]

I hear Eli plays a good Marth.

 

[Bryonato]

Eli wouldn't touch a low tier like that

 

[Deleted member]

I hear Eli plays a good Marth.

No one plays a "good" marth. Not yet anyway.

 

[NightShadow6]

No one plays a "good" marth. Not yet anyway.

I'm honestly curious asking this. What constitutes a "good" marth?

 

[Deleted member]

no bad habits. bad habits from the marth player are what marth loses to more than anything. i do them, m2k does them, pp does them, sethlon does them, everyone does them. so far*

 

[ELI-mination]

I only play characters with auto combos

 

[Strong Badam]

I only play characters with auto combos

AUTO COMBOS

 

[Rizner]

Rizner I suggest like $50
Come on couldn't you use 50?

Nah, because once people hear I got 50 from Zhime they won't mm my Zelda and I lose out on experience. You want in on this at all? If not I'll mm you with my Kirby or Zelda depending in who you go.