Event - Apex 2015 Moneymatches/callouts/trashtalk thread from NY

[NickRiddle]

Depends on which character I'm going to body.
Some take much more work than others.

 

[Gallo69]

I'll **** you people up with Bowser.

$20?

 

[NickRiddle]

$20?

If it's character locked, I'd like to know who you would be using.
If it's not character locked, I also accept.

 

[Gallo69]

If it's character locked, I'd like to know who you would be using.
If it's not character locked, I also accept.

Mario, use whoever. bo5?

 

[NickRiddle]

For Mario, I'd much rather use Link.
Mario v. Link BO5 for $20 sounds free as ****.

 

[Gallo69]

For Mario, I'd much rather use Link.
Mario v. Link BO5 for $20 sounds free as ****.

I agree, you might as well just hand me the 20$ and skip the embarrassment.

 

[Strong Badam]

nick riddle i'll mm your link w/ ike
$20 if you want, but idrc it can be $5 or something too.

 

[NickRiddle]

I agree, you might as well just hand me the 20$ and skip the embarrassment.

I'll hand you the $20, just so you can give me $40 when I beat you.

nick riddle i'll mm your link w/ ike
$20 if you want, but idrc it can be $5 or something too.

I'll do 5 each vs. your Ike with Link and Bowser.

 

[Strong Badam]

Sounds good bro.

Is Brianna coming this time? She owes me a plushie from last year >:U

 

[NickRiddle]

Yes she is.
What's the plush? She's finishing up her commissions. School kinda hit her hard this year.

 

[ELI-mination]

Okay so I'm down for $20 each character: DK, Wolf, Luigi, Pit, Ganon, Mario, Marth, ZSS, Link.
All against your Bowser. Do you accept all of these?



Riddle me this...
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 dollars left in his bank account, and 2 minutes until they start complaining about project m before deciding to go back to Brawl?
















A broken hearted Bowser player at Apex with an undeserved sense of overconfidence that was in way over his head because he was brainwashed into thinking Florida, although they have Disney world, had some kind of a chance against the gahlike competitive ability of NY, the likes of which our lost little tripping Brawl player has never seen.

 

[NickRiddle]

Okay so I'm down for $20 each character: DK, Wolf, Luigi, Pit, Ganon, Mario, Marth, ZSS, Link.
All against your Bowser. Do you accept all of these?



Riddle me this...
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 dollars left in his bank account, and 2 minutes until they start complaining about project m before deciding to go back to Brawl?
















A broken hearted Bowser player at Apex with an undeserved sense of overconfidence that was in way over his head because he was brainwashed into thinking Florida, although they have Disney world, had some kind of a chance against the gahlike competitive ability of NY, the likes of which our lost little tripping Brawl player has never seen.

How about we start with the DK one and we work it out from there.
I won't put $180 on the line in one go. I'm confident, but I've never put nearly that much money down for a game I actually practice.

However, seeing as how I'm going to be taking the first twenty, I'm sure we'll eventually get around to doing all the MMs, as I laugh louder and louder while I destroy the "gahlike" ability you believe you have~

 

[ELI-mination]

Ok since you're gonna retire after getting trashed hard by the first character or so, lets say you pick 2 of the characters I listed and pre-emptively agree to $50 each?

Lets go, put your money where your mouth is brah.

 

[ELI-mination]

CRACK OPEN DEM PIGGY BANKS KIDDIES

 

[NickRiddle]

Ok since you're gonna retire after getting trashed hard by the first character or so, lets say you pick 2 of the characters I listed and pre-emptively agree to $50 each?

Lets go, put your money where your mouth is brah.

I'll do Marth and Luigi for $50 each.
I'll also do my Link vs. your Marth for $50.

 

[ELI-mination]

I'll do Marth and Luigi for $50 each.
I'll also do my Link vs. your Marth for $50.

Done.

 

[Christopher Rodriguez]

Gallo I gotchu then on that 5$MM..

anyone else?

 

[ELI-mination]

Gallo I gotchu then on that 5$MM..

anyone else?

Yup I'll MM you. If its $5 we can pick any character etc.
If you wanna do more money though I'd be willing to let you choose my character out of a pool of choices I give you

 

[Deleted member]

Eli vs Umbreon - Best of 5 or 7. $? Eli has to use random character. Umbreon can use whoever, it's free anyway. Can't wait to get trashed.

You'd get trashed even if you could play a real character.

You can **** talk me back btw. I know it's in good fun and I desperately miss it from when the smash community was good 8+ years ago.

edit: jesus christ is the $100 MM with galolol vs peef a real thing? i'm gonna need a face mask and a priest to watch that slaughter.

 

[Scythe]

I really want to play as many people at apex as possible. i'd like to get in Bo5s with everyone in your crew but we'll see if there's enough time for all that come tourney time.

 

[GuruKid]

I'll do Marth and Luigi for $50 each.
I'll also do my Link vs. your Marth for $50.

LOOK AT THAT, ELI! SANTA IS REAL!

Just don't go backing out of the second and third MM's when you get wrecked in the first, homie.

 

[Mr Bushido]

Koroshiyo is going down.

 

[Christopher Rodriguez]

Yup I'll MM you. If its $5 we can pick any character etc.
If you wanna do more money though I'd be willing to let you choose my character out of a pool of choices I give you

20$ seems prime
wont need that pool pick, pick who you want thank you tho.

 

[NightShadow6]

Taking any offers.

5$-whatever amount.

 

[ELI-mination]

20$ seems prime
wont need that pool pick, pick who you want thank you tho.

*Bane voice*
Ahhhh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body!
Your precious armory, gratefully accepted. We will need it!

 

[ELI-mination]

Taking any offers.

5$-whatever amount.

Whatever amount?? How about $100?$200?

 

[Gallo69]

Taking any offers.

5$-whatever amount.

$20?

 

[NightShadow6]

Whatever amount?? How about $100?$200?

Yea lets do 100.

$20?

Sounds good.

 

[Deleted member]

thats it, i'm officially following/stalking your crew for apex.

 

[Bryonato]

Jolteon where you at? I wanna MM your Toon Link.

 

[ELI-mination]

I like how my whole trip is already paid for by the smash community

Thanks for the donations guys

 

[Mr Kain]

YO ELI I'M CALLIN YOU OUT BRAH. Money Match Tetris style $10 then I'm gonna mess you up with mah mad Ganon styles MMMMMMMMM

 

[Vixen]

I like how my whole trip is already paid for by the smash community

Thanks for the donations guys

Says the noob who thinks glide dair is good.

You're free.

 

[ELI-mination]

Says the noob who thinks glide dair is good.

You're free.

If I'm so free, step it up and put down more than just $1 so you become worth my time bro/sis

 

[Vixen]

If I'm so free, step it up and put down more than just $1 so you become worth my time bro/sis

If my lease wasn't up the 1st, I would. I'm gonna be out 2.4k

 

[Jolteon]

Jolteon where you at? I wanna MM your Toon Link.

How much?

edit: I'll accept PM money matches from anyone.

 

[The_NZA]

This is my callout: Any BR member who thought I wasn't good enough for a QA tester position, i'll happily money match you for $3-5 and show you how silly you all seem to me.

 

[GuruKid]

$5 vs my Diddy or MK, you can choose. For another $5 I can show you how to wavedash and L-cancel too so you can at least demonstrate that in your vidz and have a slightly better chance in your next playtester app.

 

[The_NZA]

I'll go for $3 on each of those, FreeR member. Don't want to take too much money from the guys developing my favorite game.

EDIT:

Hell, i'll even take you on with a character in the bottom half of the cast that has only seen nerfs in the last 12 months.

 

[GuruKid]

Yeah that would def be something more impressive to add to your playtester resume next time. Better than "Yeah I beat my 8-year old cousins in PM all the time. I'm good."

Any character is fine with me, homie!