Event - Apex 2015 Moneymatches/callouts/trashtalk thread from NY

[ELI-mination]

WTF I'm gonna get trashed!? Don't you know I'M IN A SKYPE GROUP

Psssh I just picked up this character the other day, you've been maining him your whole life

Challenge accepted, person who lives somewhere between NY and California, the only 2 states (the stuff in the middle is just mountains, right?)

 

[The_NZA]

$5 Eli, and I take your spot on the "list of best Ness's" if I win.

 

[\Apples]

Eli if we ever play, I demand a DDD MM. $2x. Where x is the number of matches that must be won to determine the winner.

 

[Gallo69]

All you ness mains should MM me with your skype tier character.

 

[The_NZA]

All you ness mains should MM me with your skype tier character.

We in the clouds son. You can't even connect with us.

 

[Gallo69]

What are the qualifications of being a top ness player???

- Be in a skype group
- Be a prominent poster on smashboards

NZA - 5$ ness vs mario, 5$ ness vs pit, 5$ ness vs lucas, 5$ ness vs falcon. Are you down for any/all of those?

 

[The_NZA]

What are the qualifications of being a top ness player???

- Be in a skype group
- Be a prominent poster on smashboards

NZA - 5$ ness vs mario, 5$ ness vs pit, 5$ ness vs lucas, 5$ ness vs falcon. Are you down for any/all of those?

I see your **** talking. I am not proven like you, I will give you that. But I am dedicated.

I'd love to try to take sets off you. I hope I can prove myself, bro. Let's reduce the numbers, play all those sets, and call it a day. $3 ness v. Mario, $3 Ness v. Pit, $3 Ness v. Lucas, $3 Ness v falcon. And I want that **** recorded so your broke ass can shake my hand on cam in style.

Scratch that. If I win, I demand a hug and a smash long friendship, bish.

 

[Gallo69]

I see your **** talking. I am not proven like you, I will give you that. But I am dedicated.

I'd love to try to take sets off you. I hope I can prove myself, bro. Let's reduce the numbers, play all those sets, and call it a day. $3 ness v. Mario, $3 Ness v. Pit, $3 Ness v. Lucas, $3 Ness v falcon. And I want that **** recorded so your broke *** can shake my hand on cam in style.

Scratch that. If I win, I demand a hug and a smash long friendship, bish.

Yesss, accepting all my matches AND **** talking me back. THAT is what I wanted from this thread. Looking forward to our matches, you better get some MU advice from the skype group.

 

[The_NZA]

Best not get fobbled *****.

Oh god, that hurt me inside just to say that.

EDIT:

Don't worry son. Even with the 2.6b nerfs and the inevitable 3.0 nerfs (<3 you BR), i'ma make your Lucas sing like Elvis. I'll make a star out of you, boy. Then i'll send your angel friend up there to retrieve him. And your falcon? He gone be sitting way down in the depths of hell.

I'll let the plumber live, tho.

 

[Bryonato]

Yo Gallo hey I know I said I like your Mario but jk it's free

$5 bo5 mario ditto
$5 bo3 ness v mario

oh and just because I love the matchup $5 ness v falcon

 

[Litt]

Samus ditto MM anyone? Melee or PM... (brawl samus dittos is beyond tedious)

 

[Gallo69]

Yo Gallo hey I know I said I like your Mario but jk it's free

$5 bo5 mario ditto
$5 bo3 ness v mario

oh and just because I love the matchup $5 ness v falcon

I'm down. Might as well take on the whole ness skype group.

 

[Strong Badam]

Yo Gallo I'll MM your Falcon with like half of the cast

 

[Gallo69]

Yo Gallo I'll MM your Falcon with like half of the cast

2$ per character?

 

[ELI-mination]

Samus ditto MM anyone? Melee or PM... (brawl samus dittos is beyond tedious)

Accepted (P:M obviously, melee is beyond tedious)

 

[Litt]

Accepted (P:M obviously, melee is beyond tedious)

Lets see who develops samus's metagame further in the month that we have

 

[smashmachine]

Eli if we ever play, I demand a DDD MM. $2x. Where x is the number of matches that must be won to determine the winner.

$20 MM?

 

[ELI-mination]

Smashmachine if that's directed towards me I definitely accept and would be willing to show you those curves for an extra $10

 

[Metà]

yo i'm gonna use this thread to make my own mm post

current money matches:
$10 vs eli wolf dittos (bumping these up to $10 if that's cool)
$10 vs gallo

money matches I'd like to do:
$10 vs oro pm
$20 vs strong bad pm
$20 vs darrell melee
$10 vs kage melee
$10 vs scythe wolf dittos
$10 vs rat wolf dittos

 

[G-Rabbit]

Marth is low tier. He feels 200% different from Melee.

 

[ELI-mination]

LOCATION = TEXAS

 

[Strong Badam]

Marth is low tier. He feels 200% different from Melee.

Perhaps even more.

 

[OmegaMuffin]

Hold up. Y'all are from NY and are trying to play smash? You guys can't even drive properly, what makes you think you're good at this game?

Leelue MM me. My Ike vs. whatever you think you can handle me with. $3 unless you want to give me more money.

 

[leelue]

I'll bring sonic out of retirement to beat another ike

Not our fault you people like to make rights on every red. In new york, you ask ****ing permission from the sign gods.

 

[Chesstiger2612]

spreading the salt :D

 

[Vixen]

I'll MM your entire crew. My Pit, vs your crews characters of choice.

Also would like to try ZSS too, but I'm not confident in my ability to not lose money with her. :V

 

[ELI-mination]

Can I use like 10 characters for like 10 different money matches? Like $5 each or more

 

[Vixen]

i dont have that kind of money.

$1 each.

 

[Christopher Rodriguez]

Insert beef here.

5$mm's in pm plz

 

[ELI-mination]

"yo, i havent been able to log into sboards for some reason for the past week or so. When u get the chance tell mizuki i want a pit vs pit, and a mario vs pit for 5$ each. And tell this guy "deff" im down for his 5$ MM"

-Gallo

 

[Vixen]

$1 each preferred. i've already got way too many mms to justify $5/ea anymore.

Can I do ZSS instead of Pit? The Pit vs Mario m/u is fukkin dumb.

 

[NickRiddle]

I'll **** you people up with Bowser.

 

[Strong Badam]

I'll MM pretty much everyone here lol just hmu at the venue.

 

[Bryonato]

Didn't you call me out on my stream or something Adam? I forget what it was, how much etc etc

 

[Strong Badam]

Lol it was a $500 MK ditto or something like that, I wasn't being serious.

 

[The_NZA]

Bryon, don't waste your money . But Strongbad, I'll happily take your money at Apex.

 

[Bryonato]

Lol it was a $500 MK ditto or something like that, I wasn't being serious.

You SCARED?!

Bryon, don't waste your money . But Strongbad, I'll happily take your money at Apex.

also wtf dude. so much for being Ness bros. I'll body you and your ego too

 

[The_NZA]

You SCARED?!



also wtf dude. so much for being Ness bros. I'll body you and your ego too

Sorry Gamingpal .

Ness bros to the end. #Teamfobble2014.

 

[Bryonato]

#Teamfobble2014.

*gags*

 

[ELI-mination]

I'll **** you people up with Bowser.

OMG Please do it for at least $15, preferably more