ELI-mination
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DISCLAIMER FOR THE WEAK: This is all in good fun/hype. Don't take anything personally. We come from a region that is far more open to trash talk and may come off as pretty abrasive. We don't actually mean to offend people. Its all about making the game more competitive, seeing what you're made of, seeing how you handle the pressure, and inspiring you to play that much harder while keeping the matches extra hyped and interesting for the viewers.
Most of the project m crew "free saltines" will be going to Apex. We are hype to meet and play the top project m players, especially people that we have yet to meet in person.
The members of our crew that have registered for Apex so far are; Eli, Zhime (not NY but still part of the crew), Guru, Gallo, Fantom, Glick, Doowop, and Leelue. We want to get tons of money matches in, so here are some ideas/call outs we've thought of. We can negotiate how much money they are for when they are accepted.
The crew representing NY will generally consist of Eli, Gallo, Rolex, DJNintendo, Leelue, and Gurukid.
^this is subject to change based on who is going or is available to play for NY
6v6 Crew Battles
NY vs Texas "best region" - I don't know what Texas is the "best region" at besides claiming Marth is a low tier character.
NY vs Midwest - A lot of players have made quite the name for themselves out in the middle of the Land of the FREE.
NY vs MD - Last time we beat your "undefeated crew" in a crew battle the video mysteriously got deleted.
3v3 DDD crew battle - Your 3 players pick whoever, we all pick DDD. We'll show you how photogenic the BBW can be.
Character "iron man" crew battles
Eli vs Oro - $5 worth of honey, Oro "doesn't see what the buzz is about 90% of Eli's characters". 10v10? Full roster? Doesn't matter, this is an easy win for Eli.
Doubles MMs
Eli and Gallo vs Awestin and Oracle - Best of 5 Ness + Lucas dittos.
Singles MMs
Eli vs Kirk - Best of 5 or 7. Who really has the keys to that Big House?
Gallo vs Peef - Best of 5 or 7. 100$ MM, if you're going to Apex and not too scared to fight the player you called "below mediocre".
Gallo vs Pikachad - Best of 5 or 7. Gallo wants to get a try at the player regarded as the best Mario.
Eli vs JCaesar - Eli's Fox vs JCaesar's ROB. Noticed you saved that piece of sandbagging footage and didn't save the crew battle from the same stream, bro. This time I'll make a combo video.
Eli vs Reflex - Damn I think Wario and Ivysaur are gonna get mad buffs after this one.
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Confirmed:
Eli vs Umbreon - Best of 5 or 7. $? Eli has to use random character. Umbreon can use whoever, it's free anyway. Can't wait to get trashed.
Gallo vs Mattdotzeb - $20 Don't ragequit this time, secure your wrist son http://www.geek.com/hwswrev/game/wii/nintendowii15.jpg Keep smiling bro
Gallo vs Jolteon - $5 This will be bloody entertaining
Eli vs Jolteon - $5 Colgate Total, keeps working around the clock, lets see who the real big ben is
Gallo vs Vanguard - $40 Bo7 This guy thinks he's hot **** because he beat mango once or something
Eli vs Vanguard - $5 Hey lets just play turbo mode oh wait we already are
Eli vs Nakattack $5 in MK ditto and $5 Eli's Marth vs. Ivysaur - Don't worry someday you'll place above 17th
Eli vs Strong Bad - $5 Ike ditto - Stick to autocombos my friend
Eli vs Meta $10 - Wolf dittos......... you're wack
Gallo vs Meta $10 - Rated Meta 4: A documentary about non-consensual sex
Eli vs Bryonato Bo5 $10 Ness dittos - Incoming Skype call..... *ding* get 4 stocked *call ended*
Eli vs The_NZA $5 Ness ditto? Winner gets on the list of best... Ness's? - Hey Eli can you use your backroom connections to expose my fraudulence? You've seen me be wack at this game in my videos and I'm gonna get owned, here's a voice mail and a few more texts
Gallo vs. The_NZA $3 Ness v. Mario, $3 Ness v. Pit, $3 Ness v. Lucas, $3 Ness v falcon - A battle for prominence
Eli vs. K_Litt Samus ditto - Adam has authorized for you to lose your stocks now
Gallo vs. Bryonato $5 bo5 mario ditto, $5 bo3 ness v mario, $5 ness v falcon - Might as well book a 3rd hotel room and fill it with victims
Gallo vs. Strong Bad $2 per character vs Gallo's Falcon - Billie Jean is not my lover, the kid is not my son, but thanks for the child support money
Gallo vs. NickRiddle $20 Mario vs Link Bo5 - This matchup is free as ****.... for Gallo. Florida guy just skip the embarrassment brah
Eli vs. NickRiddle $50 against Eli's Marth, another $50 against Eli's Luigi, another $50 NickRiddle's Link vs. Eli's Marth - Oh thank you, what a beautiful belated Christmas present! All of Apex hotel fees/entry fees/venue fee/food etc. is all paid for, courtesy of the state of Florida! We goin' to Disney World sonnnnnn!!!.... Actually nah I don't wanna go anywhere near that wack ass state, although this is a great start to my retirement fund
Gallo vs. Deff $5 - Deff, you're definitely gonna get defined as wack when you get wrecked so hard in high definition that the crowd goes so wild and loud making you go deaf, which will lead you to that definitive moment of shame
Mizuki, step up your money amounts... we're not sure these little $1 matches are worth our time yet... Still deciding. We'll definitely do the $5 ones though.
Eli vs. Deff $20 - Do you feel in charge?
Gallo vs. Nightshadow6 $20 Gallo's Mario, $5 Gallo's Pit, $5 Gallo's ZSS, $5 Gallo's Lucas - West NY gonna get wrecked NY
Eli vs. Nightshadow6 $100 - West NY? Isn't that like Pennsylvania or something?
Gurukid vs. Mizuki $5 Diddy Kong against Pit Bo5 - This guy can't even loop arrows... clearly not good enough to be a playtester
Eli vs. Rizner $5 DK vs Kirby and $10 Ganon vs Zelda - Thanks man I could use all this money, hopefully you'll have more to give me after so I can get a new phone
Gurukid vs. The NZA $3 - Gonna make you sing like Elvis!
Zhime vs. Rizner $5 or $10 Zelda ditto - Why would you Zelda ditto against Zhime? This ***** ****ing DRESSES LIKE A PRINCESS IRL
We are down for other MMs too, just let us know. Please don't take the trash talk personally. It's all in good fun so feel free to call us garbage scrubs or w/e.
This post will be perpetually open to edit for more MMs.
Get called out.
Most of the project m crew "free saltines" will be going to Apex. We are hype to meet and play the top project m players, especially people that we have yet to meet in person.
The members of our crew that have registered for Apex so far are; Eli, Zhime (not NY but still part of the crew), Guru, Gallo, Fantom, Glick, Doowop, and Leelue. We want to get tons of money matches in, so here are some ideas/call outs we've thought of. We can negotiate how much money they are for when they are accepted.
The crew representing NY will generally consist of Eli, Gallo, Rolex, DJNintendo, Leelue, and Gurukid.
^this is subject to change based on who is going or is available to play for NY
6v6 Crew Battles
NY vs Texas "best region" - I don't know what Texas is the "best region" at besides claiming Marth is a low tier character.
NY vs Midwest - A lot of players have made quite the name for themselves out in the middle of the Land of the FREE.
NY vs MD - Last time we beat your "undefeated crew" in a crew battle the video mysteriously got deleted.
3v3 DDD crew battle - Your 3 players pick whoever, we all pick DDD. We'll show you how photogenic the BBW can be.
Character "iron man" crew battles
Eli vs Oro - $5 worth of honey, Oro "doesn't see what the buzz is about 90% of Eli's characters". 10v10? Full roster? Doesn't matter, this is an easy win for Eli.
Doubles MMs
Eli and Gallo vs Awestin and Oracle - Best of 5 Ness + Lucas dittos.
Singles MMs
Eli vs Kirk - Best of 5 or 7. Who really has the keys to that Big House?
Gallo vs Peef - Best of 5 or 7. 100$ MM, if you're going to Apex and not too scared to fight the player you called "below mediocre".
Gallo vs Pikachad - Best of 5 or 7. Gallo wants to get a try at the player regarded as the best Mario.
Eli vs JCaesar - Eli's Fox vs JCaesar's ROB. Noticed you saved that piece of sandbagging footage and didn't save the crew battle from the same stream, bro. This time I'll make a combo video.
Eli vs Reflex - Damn I think Wario and Ivysaur are gonna get mad buffs after this one.
^------------------------------------------------------------^Not confirmed yet^----------------------------------------------------------^
_________________________________________________________________________________________
Confirmed:
Eli vs Umbreon - Best of 5 or 7. $? Eli has to use random character. Umbreon can use whoever, it's free anyway. Can't wait to get trashed.
Gallo vs Mattdotzeb - $20 Don't ragequit this time, secure your wrist son http://www.geek.com/hwswrev/game/wii/nintendowii15.jpg Keep smiling bro
Gallo vs Jolteon - $5 This will be bloody entertaining
Eli vs Jolteon - $5 Colgate Total, keeps working around the clock, lets see who the real big ben is
Gallo vs Vanguard - $40 Bo7 This guy thinks he's hot **** because he beat mango once or something
Eli vs Vanguard - $5 Hey lets just play turbo mode oh wait we already are
Eli vs Nakattack $5 in MK ditto and $5 Eli's Marth vs. Ivysaur - Don't worry someday you'll place above 17th
Eli vs Strong Bad - $5 Ike ditto - Stick to autocombos my friend
Eli vs Meta $10 - Wolf dittos......... you're wack
Gallo vs Meta $10 - Rated Meta 4: A documentary about non-consensual sex
Eli vs Bryonato Bo5 $10 Ness dittos - Incoming Skype call..... *ding* get 4 stocked *call ended*
Eli vs The_NZA $5 Ness ditto? Winner gets on the list of best... Ness's? - Hey Eli can you use your backroom connections to expose my fraudulence? You've seen me be wack at this game in my videos and I'm gonna get owned, here's a voice mail and a few more texts
Gallo vs. The_NZA $3 Ness v. Mario, $3 Ness v. Pit, $3 Ness v. Lucas, $3 Ness v falcon - A battle for prominence
Eli vs. K_Litt Samus ditto - Adam has authorized for you to lose your stocks now
Gallo vs. Bryonato $5 bo5 mario ditto, $5 bo3 ness v mario, $5 ness v falcon - Might as well book a 3rd hotel room and fill it with victims
Gallo vs. Strong Bad $2 per character vs Gallo's Falcon - Billie Jean is not my lover, the kid is not my son, but thanks for the child support money
Gallo vs. NickRiddle $20 Mario vs Link Bo5 - This matchup is free as ****.... for Gallo. Florida guy just skip the embarrassment brah
Eli vs. NickRiddle $50 against Eli's Marth, another $50 against Eli's Luigi, another $50 NickRiddle's Link vs. Eli's Marth - Oh thank you, what a beautiful belated Christmas present! All of Apex hotel fees/entry fees/venue fee/food etc. is all paid for, courtesy of the state of Florida! We goin' to Disney World sonnnnnn!!!.... Actually nah I don't wanna go anywhere near that wack ass state, although this is a great start to my retirement fund
Gallo vs. Deff $5 - Deff, you're definitely gonna get defined as wack when you get wrecked so hard in high definition that the crowd goes so wild and loud making you go deaf, which will lead you to that definitive moment of shame
Mizuki, step up your money amounts... we're not sure these little $1 matches are worth our time yet... Still deciding. We'll definitely do the $5 ones though.
Eli vs. Deff $20 - Do you feel in charge?
Gallo vs. Nightshadow6 $20 Gallo's Mario, $5 Gallo's Pit, $5 Gallo's ZSS, $5 Gallo's Lucas - West NY gonna get wrecked NY
Eli vs. Nightshadow6 $100 - West NY? Isn't that like Pennsylvania or something?
Gurukid vs. Mizuki $5 Diddy Kong against Pit Bo5 - This guy can't even loop arrows... clearly not good enough to be a playtester
Eli vs. Rizner $5 DK vs Kirby and $10 Ganon vs Zelda - Thanks man I could use all this money, hopefully you'll have more to give me after so I can get a new phone
Gurukid vs. The NZA $3 - Gonna make you sing like Elvis!
Zhime vs. Rizner $5 or $10 Zelda ditto - Why would you Zelda ditto against Zhime? This ***** ****ing DRESSES LIKE A PRINCESS IRL
We are down for other MMs too, just let us know. Please don't take the trash talk personally. It's all in good fun so feel free to call us garbage scrubs or w/e.
This post will be perpetually open to edit for more MMs.
Get called out.
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