KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
It also doesnt explain why he is unlocked last.
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Melee Joke thread - Seriously
- Thread starter Zodiac
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Col Bol
Smash Champion
i like those like in the newspaper and in elementary school we would do them a lot like soda would be minnesota
Keblerelf
Smash Ace
Unrelated:
What did the chemist say to his rival?
alkyl you
What did the chemist say to his rival?
alkyl you
Dragoon Fighter
Smash Lord
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This might be a bit bias because I main kirby, but all those kirby jokes are horrible.
Here is the joke: Why do people dislike falco players? Because there not fox-y.
Sorry, if I upset any falco players.
Here is the joke: Why do people dislike falco players? Because there not fox-y.
Sorry, if I upset any falco players.
THeDarKnesS
Smash Journeyman
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Meh, Ill give it a golf clap.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Zelda vs Mewtwo
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
*facepalm*
Keblerelf
Smash Ace
Why is captain falcon the most romantic character?
Because after you die, he says
I need you.
Because after you die, he says
I need you.
Phoenix~Lament
Smash Ace
this thread is amazing
Pi
Smash Hero
Are you new to the internet?
Dragoon Fighter
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Edit: removed
INSANE CARZY GUY
Banned via Warnings
When on the internet your meant to P*** off as many people as you can it's cool to randomly post F*** you N****. and to hate anyone different from you. However there are rules which if your care are easy to avoid. It's like a game try to P*** off as many people as you can and if you get someone to kill themself on myspace exrta points. F*** you B****. Also porm is the number 1 reason to be online.
Snowmanthatknows
Smash Journeyman
X1-12
Smash Champion
What is Dr.PeePee's favourite ceral,
Falc'O's
What is Armada's favourite fruit?
Peaches...
What fictional marine being has a baseball bat?
the Loch NESS Monster..
ChaosNoobSlayer
Smash Cadet
What's mewtwo's favorite sport?
Shadow ball ^_^
Shadow ball ^_^
thesage
Smash Hero
Everything in this thread makes me die a little inside...
THeDarKnesS
Smash Journeyman
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R.I.P. then son.
Sasha
Smash Journeyman
The Star King
Smash Hero
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What is the result of a succesfully edgeguarded PK Thunder?
Sad Ness.
Sad Ness.
CTL17
Smash Lord
Which character is rotten for your teeth?
DK
Why is having a condom and having Jigglypuff as a teammate similar?
It's safer with it, but more fun without.
DK
Why is having a condom and having Jigglypuff as a teammate similar?
It's safer with it, but more fun without.
UberMario
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Why doesn't anyone play as Kirby?
Because he sucks.
Why do all the girls flock to Ness?
Because he's a [PSI] Magnet.
Why did Ganon camp on Green Greens?
To block all of your moves.
Why is Bowser a troll?
Because he flames people.
Why can't Popo date Nana?
Because she's cold.
Why do the experts always win with Fox?
They know how to make him shine.
Because he sucks.
I hope that this doesn't offend anyone, if you took this seriously that's a joke in itself
Why do all the girls flock to Ness?
Because he's a [PSI] Magnet.
Why did Ganon camp on Green Greens?
To block all of your moves.
Why is Bowser a troll?
Because he flames people.
Why can't Popo date Nana?
Because she's cold.
Why do the experts always win with Fox?
They know how to make him shine.
Kason Birdman
Smash Champion
once at a tournament i was playing someone in a friendlie, then i paused the match to send a text and Alpha Delpha says "wow, look at that text skill"
UberMario
Smash Master
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You can get someone to be sick of playing if you keep choosing Venom against them.
Why did the teammate's partner give him a stock? So he could get a life.
What happens when the favorite to win a match steps on a Motion-Sensor? He bombs out.
Why did the teammate's partner give him a stock? So he could get a life.
What happens when the favorite to win a match steps on a Motion-Sensor? He bombs out.
VideoKidHEERO
Smash Champion
Lol that was pretty legit xD
Brawl
nuff said
nuff said
Geist
Smash Master
What's Falcon's favorite game show?
Wheel of fortune.
someone kill me.
Wheel of fortune.
someone kill me.
StealthyGunnar
Smash Champion
Why did Captain Falcon call Fox over to investigate a crime?
He thought Fox could SHINE some light on the situation.
haha, no it's really bad...
He thought Fox could SHINE some light on the situation.
haha, no it's really bad...
Dragoon Fighter
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Yoshi is many things such as...
Egg-noying &
An Egg head
Yoshi is skilled in...
Egg-celerating
Egg-ing people on &
Egg-scaping
There are just so many things yoshi is Egg-celent in we could not List them all!
By the way link's BOOMerage is the Bomb. Ah... the memorys are comeing back to me.
Egg-noying &
An Egg head
Yoshi is skilled in...
Egg-celerating
Egg-ing people on &
Egg-scaping
There are just so many things yoshi is Egg-celent in we could not List them all!
By the way link's BOOMerage is the Bomb. Ah... the memorys are comeing back to me.
Beat!
Smash Master
What's the name of Marths f-smash?
Falchion Punch!
Falchion Punch!
LightningSykes
Smash Rookie
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this thread is too good.
Stev
Smash Ace
This thread is full of non-clever puns. There's only like 3 good jokes in here.
INSANE CARZY GUY
Banned via Warnings
I made one in the 1st page. it was fairly funny it got a few laughs. but really I like egg puns only good puns besides falcon puns.
like what does falcon bring to a party?
falcon ounch
ha I get a falcon kick out of that everytime.
like what does falcon bring to a party?
falcon ounch
ha I get a falcon kick out of that everytime.
Zodiac
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dont you know, bad puns are the best jokes in smash.
Darkman.exe213
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Found this on Facebook. Not mine, obviously.
Did I win? D=
20 Reasons to Date a Super Smash Bros. Player
1. We have fast fingers.
2. We are adept at pressing multiple buttons in quick succession.
3. We know how to abuse priority and range for best results.
4. When you think we're gone, we use a special move and miraculously recover, then we keep on going.
5. We can read how you move, predict, and then adjust ourselves accordingly.
6. We have amazing spacing.
7. We can stay up for nights at a time moving the joy sticks.
8. We can tech chase so no matter where you roll, we'll keep coming.
9. Even though we stick our controllers in multiple ports, we always keep it in good condition.
10. We enjoy playing doubles and we like using team combos.
11. We can infinite combo you off of a wall.
12. We have unlockables. The better you preform, the more secrets you unlock.
13. We have different styles: Control or aggro.
14. We can mind game people into being where we want, then take advantage of them.
15. We use items if we want to have fun.
16. We know how to reduce the lag from our moves and decrease cool down time.
17. We can sweet spot our moves.
18. We abuse grabs.
19. We know how to move on the stage, in the air, and even below the stage.
20. Even though we did it a lot of times and it's only your first time, we'll sand bag so you can learn how to play also
1. We have fast fingers.
2. We are adept at pressing multiple buttons in quick succession.
3. We know how to abuse priority and range for best results.
4. When you think we're gone, we use a special move and miraculously recover, then we keep on going.
5. We can read how you move, predict, and then adjust ourselves accordingly.
6. We have amazing spacing.
7. We can stay up for nights at a time moving the joy sticks.
8. We can tech chase so no matter where you roll, we'll keep coming.
9. Even though we stick our controllers in multiple ports, we always keep it in good condition.
10. We enjoy playing doubles and we like using team combos.
11. We can infinite combo you off of a wall.
12. We have unlockables. The better you preform, the more secrets you unlock.
13. We have different styles: Control or aggro.
14. We can mind game people into being where we want, then take advantage of them.
15. We use items if we want to have fun.
16. We know how to reduce the lag from our moves and decrease cool down time.
17. We can sweet spot our moves.
18. We abuse grabs.
19. We know how to move on the stage, in the air, and even below the stage.
20. Even though we did it a lot of times and it's only your first time, we'll sand bag so you can learn how to play also
Did I win? D=
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
That only applies to good players.